When you ask for a confession, it's no longer random.

7/23/2010 11:24:00 AM

There was no question mark in my statement.

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"I'm ashamed that I could end up in that chart bottombaby is doing. "

7/23/2010 11:27:56 AM

so demanding

7/23/2010 11:29:00 AM

7/23/2010 11:29:36 AM

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" You have a great smile! "

7/23/2010 11:57:54 AM

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"I'm chilling in my room alone right now because my roommates dumbass dog has been eating a frisbee for the past 4 days and he threw it up today. I'm the only one in the house and I just want to pretend like I didn't even know it was there instead of cleaning it up because it's not my fucking dog."

thxu4confession

7/24/2010 8:30:33 PM

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"I recently found out my girlfriend's ex is wanted for skipping town on his felony probation (B&E, larceny, possession/stolen goods).. he calls her regularly, fb messages, etc. she doesn't respond but she's got his current phone number, and she doesn't want to contact police or get involved at all. none of this is really my business but he was very abusive toward her and a dick to me. should i turn him in or just pretend to not know anything?"

What say you, TWW?

7/24/2010 11:19:06 PM

Just make an anonymous tip.

7/24/2010 11:29:02 PM

yeh, turn him in cause he sounds like a douche

[Edited on July 24, 2010 at 11:31 PM. Reason : spelling is hard]

7/24/2010 11:30:34 PM

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"I found out about CompanyQ because my fuck buddy/FWB works for CompanyQ. They have several positions available for which I am quite qualified, and I would not be surprised to get at least one offer. The problem is that while fuckbuddy would be in a different department, I'd run into them with a fair amount of frequency, as it's a small company. I can't decide how inappropriate/stalkerish, if at all, it would be to pursue these opportunities. "

I work for CompanyQ...

7/25/2010 12:03:43 AM

^ but do you have any FWB?

7/25/2010 2:27:52 AM

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"I tried to go to the bar by myself tonight and get a drink. The first place I walked into, all the tables were filled but there was no one at the bar in the middle of the place. I didn't want to look like a damn lonely alcoholic in the middle of the entire restaurant so I acted like I got a phone call and left. I walked to the next bar and saw there were some people sitting there, but there was one hoboish guy by himself clearly acting crazy. I decided against drinking alone and went home. "

7/25/2010 2:51:14 AM

"should i turn him in or just pretend to not know anything?"

anonymous tip ftw!!!

7/25/2010 2:53:32 AM

wut?

7/25/2010 1:34:27 PM

o.O

7/25/2010 1:36:42 PM

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"I'm tired of BubbleBobble's crap. Dude needs to get a life "

That's not very nice

7/25/2010 1:39:37 PM

not at all

7/25/2010 1:40:49 PM

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"Every time I get a foot long sub from Harris Teeter, I rip off the barcode the deli sticks on there and scan the original wrapping. Foot long subs with Boar's Head meat for $2.99 "

7/25/2010 1:48:33 PM

oh snap, that sounds like a legit plan

7/25/2010 1:49:50 PM

confessions, please?

7/25/2010 2:09:50 PM

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"I'm torn. One of my buddies told me months ago that he was coming into town this weekend, and he wants to meet up. I haven't seen him in ages. Just about a week ago, this girl told me that she wants to come up from out of town to visit. And fuck. I mistakenly double booked myself. I don't know what to do "

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"I wish I was more social and on TWW back in the day so I could have been a part of the fetish groups that were on TWW. I realize they are still around now, but I feel too old to start up into that."

7/25/2010 2:25:14 PM

will take confessions

7/25/2010 2:34:52 PM

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"I could've gotten a DWI the other night. I was coming home from a bar when I got pulled over by a cop. He said that I wasn't swerving or anything, but I was driving with my lights off (which I rightfully feel really fucking stupid about). I'd had two mixed drinks (pretty strong ones actually) but I told the officer I only had one. Anyway, he let me go after a few sobriety tests. The only funny part was he kept saying "I'd blow ya... but I don't have a breathalyzer". "

7/25/2010 3:13:21 PM

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"i'm starting to miss posting/bullshitting "

7/25/2010 4:18:12 PM

^Aw, its okay LunaK

...better be her

7/25/2010 5:55:27 PM

I, too, will take confessions.

7/25/2010 5:56:06 PM

i will take confessions

i'm sick, entertain me.

7/25/2010 6:13:31 PM

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"I wish lafta would pay FroshKiller his $5. "

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"It's very possible that the baby my wife's best friend is carrying is mine. If it ends up looking like me, things are going to get real weird. "

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 6:23 PM. Reason : 1 moar]

7/25/2010 6:22:46 PM

^^^^^ thumper

7/25/2010 6:34:54 PM

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"Joie annoys the living fuck out of me. She has to be the most vain person in the history of the internets. Most of us don't want to see another stupid picture from one of your awful photo shoots with one of several shitty local photographers. Fuck. "

i guess now that everyone has revealed their deepest and darkest confessions the newest thing to do is to say shitty things about others

7/25/2010 6:41:11 PM

I've noticed that. Confessions should be admitting things you have done, not admitting shitty things you think about others.

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"Despite hearing so many good things about them from so many varied sources, I am just now checking out the Avett Brothers. I'm ashamed of this. "

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ...]

7/25/2010 9:29:23 PM

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"I desperately, desperately want some cheesecake right now. And it's all bmel's fault. I'll be going to cheesecake factory and being a creeper in retaliation "

7/26/2010 12:27:45 AM

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason : -]

7/26/2010 12:29:23 AM

That bmel.. she's always trouble when she mentions the word "cheesecake"

7/26/2010 12:36:55 AM

haha sorry guys, but I was really excited about my manager giving me a whole piece for free. And I was really excited about getting a whole piece all to myself. Now it's kinda depressing though. le sigh. I'm sure I'll be sharing a piece with Peter in a few weeks tho.

Guess I should have random PM'd that to someone but whatever!

7/26/2010 12:45:14 AM

Even though I don't like Cheesecake Factory overall, I do enjoy their lemon raspberry cheesecake.

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"Whenever someone admits to liking country music, my respect for them drops. Not just my respect for their musical tastes, but my respect for them as person. Clearly, this is an issue with my living in this state"

7/26/2010 12:46:46 AM

I've been craving the Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake for a while now but today on their break a coworker of mine went and got a slice of your Tiramisu Cheesecake and I just about !!!!!

7/26/2010 12:46:59 AM

Look Brandi, you can't complain about the crazy customers that Cheesecake Day brings in AND go advertising it on TWW. Come on now, pick a side

7/26/2010 4:00:09 AM

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"tonight I found out that a girl I like is going to move to japan for 3 years in 2 months. she's my brother's mentor so I have not made any kind of advance in the 8 months I've known her for fear of making it awkward. now i'm SOL and feeling a little my confession is i wish i wasn't such a bitch sometimes when it comes to women "

7/26/2010 7:16:19 AM

lol sounds like she's doing the JET Program. If you're lucky they'll be sending her to the shithole placement near me and she'll be back in 6 months

7/26/2010 7:19:25 AM

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"i find myself agreeing with 90% of the confessions where people are talking shit about other people. "

7/26/2010 8:21:28 AM

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"I'm sure I'll be sharing a piece with Peter in a few weeks tho."

7/26/2010 10:48:34 AM

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"I often myself wondering what it would be like if humans never had to pee."

7/26/2010 10:49:31 AM

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"SaabTurbo and his perpetual gun/ knife photos creep me out. It's not normal"

7/26/2010 11:40:40 AM

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"I like plucking nose hairs because it makes me sneeze. "

7/26/2010 12:20:26 PM

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"You're the best! "

7/26/2010 12:30:05 PM

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"The Wolf Web doesn't excite me like it once did. I feel let down. lol."

7/26/2010 12:32:34 PM

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"I totally agree with the SaabTurbo confession...that dude...he's got some problems. And he tries to joke it off like that's just who he is and it's no big deal, but really, he's a fucked up individual who should probably seek counseling. Like serious professional help..and soon.."

7/26/2010 12:57:59 PM

this thread has been boring for quite some time

7/26/2010 1:03:05 PM

^ I agree.. I want a juicy confession

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"HEY YOU! Your smile makes people happy!"

Although, that picture is adorable

7/26/2010 1:06:26 PM