^^ we can



Everyone should listen to this 17 minute metal song :^)

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8/29/2013 1:57:47 PM

First, WTF...

Second, it kinda looks fun ROFL.

8/30/2013 12:15:42 PM

Quote :

"Capt. Kirk said police are not reuniting the child with the family."

http://wtvr.com/2013/08/30/amber-alert-for-north-carolina-toddler/

This cracked me up, lol.




[NO]

[Edited on August 30, 2013 at 12:33 PM. Reason : l]

8/30/2013 12:33:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaqKYGI2B9A

8/30/2013 1:18:21 PM

This gif is from the previous page



Here is a clip showing three victims... the 2nd is a chick and the 3rd is a trans

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpPJ9iCM9wg

Ok can someone tell me why they are hysterically scared like that? Yes, initial reaction to anything big and ferocious looking is supposed to be like that, but ummm, people do know that dinosaurs are extinct, right? So doesn't that kick in 300 milliseconds after acting like a scared little child?

8/30/2013 11:03:26 PM

so want to build that as my Halloween costume now...

8/31/2013 1:24:11 AM

2 words: jurassic Park

8/31/2013 2:03:00 AM

8/31/2013 6:26:42 AM

Quote :

"ABUSE YOUR ROLL"

Maybe that's just how she rolls

8/31/2013 7:49:10 AM

Ay baby, I would abuse the fuck out of dem rolls

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8/31/2013 8:13:34 AM

I love it when someone self pwns.

8/31/2013 8:32:24 AM

Bad choice for the fitness women because they don't look like that all the time. Should have found a pic of them off season posing together. Or a pic of regular amateur fitness women together.




This video of a little boy who doesn't like to be tickled cracks me up every time... Can't get enough of it

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5owAuri25ug

Please embed... Only 7 seconds long.


[Edited on August 31, 2013 at 6:11 PM. Reason : ]

8/31/2013 6:05:27 PM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83506596/

8/31/2013 6:43:44 PM

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8/31/2013 7:36:30 PM

^^^the models are easily the best looking of those 3 groups

9/1/2013 12:17:34 AM

http://funnyvines.us/?id=150

9/1/2013 1:21:57 AM

someone translate this shit... some dude posted that God has created the universe and humans etc, so then this other dude says:

Quote :

"An intelligent creator did make sense for a while - but as we learned more - it became clear that it's rather an irrational and unjustified "explanation." As for the "Were they created by nothing" - For a long time, we had a wrong idea of what nothing is. We thought that nothing is simply nothing. But it's not. Eventually, we found out that nothing (/empty space) weights something, and we figured a very powerful theory that explained it through quantum fluctuation. On the quantum level, nothing is an extremely unstable something. In quantum mechanics when you have nothing you just always get something. It's usually lots of very brief something - jumping in and out of existence. You can say - well - that's not a real nothing.. The problem with that is that there doesn't seem to be anything what would be more like your favorite flavor of nothing. In physics, "nothing" isn't nothing anymore. Laws of physics do allow for flat universes (like ours) to get created from this kind of unstable nothing. It has to do with the fact that gravity can have negative energy - which balances the positive energy of matter - making the total energy of our universe zero."

9/1/2013 4:37:06 AM

^look up the big bang theory

9/1/2013 7:52:10 AM

http://www.dancemusicnw.com/news-obnoxious-fan-pisses-off-calvin-harris/

9/1/2013 3:27:06 PM

Normal women suck

9/1/2013 6:25:22 PM

[Edited on September 4, 2013 at 9:20 AM. Reason : big ass pic]

9/1/2013 11:41:15 PM

^ did you read the sources section at the bottom? I wonder how accurate that chart is, considering it is based on extrapolations of data from nearly 70 years ago!

9/2/2013 2:25:20 AM

is he throwing a human heart?

9/2/2013 10:24:21 PM

What is that? Cricket? lol

9/3/2013 3:36:36 AM

9/3/2013 7:25:41 AM

9/3/2013 2:58:36 PM

http://gawker.com/watch-the-classiest-most-gentlemanly-arrest-ever-1240038815

9/3/2013 4:03:05 PM

These kids have been watching too much wrestling!! They are pretty good!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=193056524199470

9/3/2013 6:57:36 PM

MUST SEE!!!

Holy shit this is most definitely the best ad ever for any product. Would love to have been the victim!

LG Ultra Reality meteor prank HD
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUO5Qv6PRkU

Bahahahahaha loved the reaction of that one chick

I have seen this LG tv in a store, and my god, it makes you feel you are there.

Embed please?


[Edited on September 4, 2013 at 2:55 AM. Reason : ]

9/4/2013 2:48:30 AM

Dude makes his own electric guitar and electrocutes himself (stretched wires over a piece of wood plugged into mains)
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151680640629794


How to lose a girlfriend - push her over a high cliff
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1417616998461505
Full length http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuv__-nyO1M

After the jump http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61PjrK1VUq8

Fuck, what if she had grabbed him and he fell too... Very high chance he wouldn't have been able to hold on to her. Damn, he took a risk doing that!


[Edited on September 4, 2013 at 4:10 AM. Reason : ]

9/4/2013 3:48:25 AM

http://www.lostateminor.com/2013/09/04/ballet-dancers-in-random-situations/

9/4/2013 9:42:25 AM

I think he was anchored to the ground, but that's definitely insane

9/4/2013 9:45:18 AM

http://rvamag.com/articles/full/22011/dont-try-to-rob-students-at-uva

9/4/2013 10:16:38 AM

http://gawker.com/the-instagram-account-to-end-all-instagram-accounts-1250840773?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

9/4/2013 10:18:41 AM

Don't worry they will somehow end up with assault charges against them for defending themselves.

9/4/2013 10:22:36 AM

John McCain Played Poker On His iPhone During Yesterday’s Syria Hearing




lol

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/09/john-mccain-played-poker-iphone-yesterdays-syria-hearing/

9/4/2013 10:23:47 AM

9/4/2013 11:57:22 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2178201/Uroko-Onoja-death-Husband-raped-death-5-wives-paying-attention-sixth.html

9/4/2013 12:00:46 PM

^

9/4/2013 12:04:08 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/02/melodi-dushane-mcdonalds-customer-breaks-window-attacks-no-chicken-mcnuggets-video_n_3855935.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009&just_reloaded=1&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false#sb=1534063b=facebook

9/4/2013 3:14:17 PM

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

9/4/2013 3:32:42 PM

^^thats from 2010

9/4/2013 4:22:55 PM

Oh wow. This should be fun. Where to begin...

Quote :

"you're either a shill or a troll because the only other possibility is that for the last 5 or so years I've been streaming media to my TV, I've just had other bad products off the line repeatedly"

Or another possibility could be that I've tried out more than just a video game console and a defective Apple TV before deciding that the only other thing that half-assed worked must be the best thing evar by default.

Quote :

"first i had a ps3 and I had to either make sure video files were formatted correctly or were native in the proper format for it to play"

The PS3 is a video game console first, a blu-ray player second, and a media streaming device a far distant third. You won't get any argument from me that it's a steaming pile of shit.

Quote :

"second i got an apple tv with the sole intention of jailbreaking it so it could run as a media center only to have the wifi drop out continuously or run sluggishly whenever fast forwarding or rewinding."

You obviously had a bad Apple TV, and should have returned it. I've had 2 ATVs for myself, 2 for my parents, and one for my sister, jailbroke them all, and never experienced anything like what you described.

Quote :

"the roku's usb functionality is basic? it plays everything you throw at it! I never have to format even 1080p bluray rips. I can have the idea "I want to watch x..." and 2 seconds later I can be watching it on the Roku and through PS3 and aTV, there was an entire process and/or other hardware involved."

Off the top of my head, here's a list of things wrong with the Roku's USB playback:

*The UI for the file selection is horrible. You can only see, I think, 4 items at a time, and only the first ~20 characters of the file name are displayed. So if you have a folder with Showname.720p.s01e01, Showname.720p.s01e02, etc, it cuts them all off to Showname.720p.s01... and makes it impossible to determine which episode you want to select.

*Speaking of the UI, it's just ugly. There's no customization, there's no view options, and there's certainly nothing even close to fancy features like scraping metadata and show/movie information off the internet and displaying dvd covers/movie posters for saved files. Like I said, it's just very basic.

*It doesn't mark the content that you've watched in any way.

*It doesn't allow you to delete files from the USB stick when you're done watching them.

*There's no resume feature when playing back a movie you've watched a portion of.

*There's no way to see the file when you're fast forwarding. Seriously, every media device made since the dawn of time lets you see things going in fast forward or rewind, but the Roku just throws up a black screen, and a timeline at the bottom. That wouldn't be so horrible if you know that you want to fast forward to 22 minutes in a movie, but if you just want to scan something quickly to look for a particular scene, it's impossible.

*There's also no way to jump large amounts of time. If you're watching a movie that's 2 hours and 30 minutes, and you even bothered to remember that you stopped it at 1 hour 45 minutes, there's still no way to get to that spot again unless you fast forward 3x to that point, which takes a good 30 seconds or more. There's no reason why they couldn't make one of the buttons jump forward 10 minutes at a time.

*Nitpicky, but I get annoyed that over half the buttons on the Roku remote will stop playback of a file. Seriously, hitting a direction on the d-pad stops the video for some reason. If you have a small child that likes to play with remotes, or you accidentally lay the remote on the couch and sit on it, it's FAR too easy to accidentally stop a movie from playing. Combined with the previous 3 items, this gets annoying far too often.

*If by "everything you throw at it" you mean "only H.264 mp4s or mkvs" then you might be right. Everything else is a crap shoot. Up until not too long ago, the most popular file format for sharing movies was divx/xvid avis. The Roku simply won't play those. One of the shows I watch is still only uploaded to the internet in divx format, so I have to convert it if I want to watch it on the Roku. And hey, lets just completely forget that WMV, MOV, MPG, FLV, or ASF files exist, right?

*It only does passthrough of AC3 audio. Which means unless your TV can handle decoding AC3(most don't), or you're hooked up to a receiver/soundbar, you won't get any sound coming from those blu-ray rips of yours. Which might be fine if you DO have a receiver that does AC3/DTS, but if you want to take your Roku over to a friends house and all he has is a normal TV, you're going to be having silent movie night.

So yes. I'd consider that basic. If I'm being nice. You can get one particular format of movies you've got stored on a USB drive to show up on your TV most of the time, and that's about it. Sometimes they even have audio too, so I suppose that's a bonus. Pretty much the definition of the word basic though.

Quote :

"Maybe YOU have no idea what you're talking about and you're thinking of previous experiences with earlier rokus but the new Roku 3 is simply the greatest wave of relief I've experienced in my media center setup in years."

That confirms my suspicions then. You've tried to get a game console to do something it wasn't designed to do, had bad luck with an Apple TV when you tried to get it to do what it wasn't supposed to do, and then you've stumbled onto a Roku and it looks like a shining diamond in comparison.

Me? My first media streamer was a modded original xbox running XBMC. It wouldn't play HD content (not that there was much to be had back then anyway) but the UI was excellent. Once you've experienced that, just about everything else is going to be a letdown in comparison.

Then about 5 years ago I replaced it with a Popcorn Hour A-110 NMT. It really will play absolutely everything imaginable that you throw at it from USB or a SMB share on the network. As far as local media playback is concerned, it is definitively better than the Roku is in every way imaginable, and if mine hadn't been struck by lightning 2 years back, I would still be using it to this day as my primary Media Center device. It has none of the drawbacks of the Roku I listed above even though it is now 5+ years old. It doesn't do any sort of Netflix or Youtube or really hardly any internet streaming, but that's simply not what it was designed for. I think newer versions of the PCH have added such features.

Also about 5 years back I bought a WD TV HD for my bedroom. It's very basic as well, but again, at 5 years old it plays back files from USB better than the Roku could ever dream of today. It also doesn't have any of the negatives I listed above, with the exception of not doing metadata/movie posters. I bought a new WD TV last year for $59 that is completely redesigned, and does to the movie poster/show info thing as well. It also has an HDMI port as well as standard RCA cable output, meaning when I took it on the family vacation this summer I was able to hook it up to the old TV in the rental house we stayed in and have Netflix for the kids as well as movies for the adults on a USB stick. There's two separate reasons why that wouldn't have worked with a Roku 3.

My point is, there are tons of other devices out there, many for far less money, that do so much more than the Roku. It all depends on what you want to do with it, and what features are important to you. The Roku has name recognition and ease of use going for it, and that's just about it. Everything else about it, if you took the time to actually educate yourself on the topic, is really subpar.

9/4/2013 4:31:08 PM

You can begin by bolding summa dat shit.

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[Edited on September 4, 2013 at 4:35 PM. Reason : Guess how far into that post I read :^)]

9/4/2013 4:35:02 PM

TIL that an otter is like a twink with noticeable body hair: http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

9/4/2013 5:09:33 PM

captivating journalism

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2013/09/03/tsr-moos-obama-foot-on-presidential-desk.cnn.html

9/4/2013 5:31:10 PM

10 minutes of slow motion bullets hitting various surfaces
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg

And with good music

9/4/2013 5:51:03 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic01Vhiyrb4

mario paint cover of Daft Punk's Get Lucky

9/4/2013 6:19:13 PM

Good video for science fans - World's roundest object
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMByI4s-D-Y

9/4/2013 6:25:27 PM

lots of cool stuff today.

9/4/2013 7:07:06 PM