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4/4/2010 9:56:39 PM

I should go get cleaned up. With a little luck, this round of exercise will keep me level at work tomorrow.

4/4/2010 10:32:58 PM

http://boobiepie.com/gallery/files/2370.gif


Don't want that pic at the top of a page itt

4/4/2010 10:41:50 PM

solving a crime with tarot cards?

i don't really buy it at all

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : e.]

4/4/2010 10:49:50 PM

something tells me im into something good

4/4/2010 10:52:31 PM

4/4/2010 10:55:33 PM

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 11:08 PM. Reason : this is lolable too]

4/4/2010 11:06:05 PM

^ LOL at the drowning sign

whoooops. drowning person = lol.

4/4/2010 11:21:59 PM

Can't sleep yet son. Anyway, I'mma shut down the SAABTURBO AVIATION AND KNIFE THREAD sons (Well, in that I'm gonna stop posting in it son, obviously I can't shut it down for realz son). It's probably about that time to take another leave from tdub anyway son.


^ I like how you're supposed to let them drown while you call 911. I guess that way the body is at least recovered though.

4/4/2010 11:23:08 PM

wtf neil diamond sounds like ass

4/4/2010 11:28:39 PM

that shrimp just jumped out of the motherfucking fishtank

4/4/2010 11:34:56 PM

I love my droid

4/4/2010 11:40:44 PM

i haven't eatin jack since my run and im getting hungry

suggestions?

4/4/2010 11:41:44 PM

apple?

4/4/2010 11:42:49 PM

i was thinking banana maybe?

4/4/2010 11:44:32 PM

I eat grapes after I run.

4/4/2010 11:46:52 PM

And a big glass of water

4/4/2010 11:47:28 PM

Yes, I also eat water.

4/4/2010 11:48:37 PM

DON'T FORGET TO DRINK A NICE TALL GLASS OF LIQUID DEATH AFTER A GOOD RUN SONS.

4/4/2010 11:49:02 PM

I'm excited about my party on Thursday...

4/5/2010 12:04:37 AM

I'm sure that should be enjoyable son.

4/5/2010 12:05:30 AM

I have the week off, and I don't really know what to do with myself.

4/5/2010 12:06:21 AM

Nobody gives a fuck what you do with yourself besides yourself son.

4/5/2010 12:08:00 AM

*SIGH*

4/5/2010 12:13:09 AM

^^

^

4/5/2010 12:14:41 AM

JESUS MEEK AND MILD.

4/5/2010 12:15:17 AM

I just randomly thought about how at my 5th grade birthday party I had a sleep over. We got to play outside late, it was dark, and since my birthday is in June it was pretty late for 10 year olds to be out. Anyway, the neighbors across the street from us were in high school and they totally flashed us. We didn't know what it meant when they said they were gonna flash us, but we knew what it meant when she pulled her shirt up and we saw her tits...We ran inside and told my mom, who ended up calling their mom...I don't know what happened after that.

4/5/2010 12:16:08 AM

I've sat at the computer too long today.

4/5/2010 12:17:14 AM

MY VISION IS FAILING SON


STARTING TO GET VERY TIRED.

MUST ATTEMPT NEVER TO RETURN TO TDUB.

MUST KEEP THE PROMISE THAT I MADE TO NO ONE.

4/5/2010 12:47:22 AM

my dog is acting weird and it kind of worries me

4/5/2010 1:12:03 AM

^ weird like how?

4/5/2010 1:29:24 AM

more passive than normal, restless

4/5/2010 1:34:23 AM

GOD DAMMIT GET THAT FILTHY THING OUT OF HERE.

FUCK SON, THAT FUCKING ROACH IS INSANE.

I CAN'T SLEEP DUE TO THE MASSIVE ROACH.


ALRIGHT, NOW I SHALL AGAIN TRY TO SLEEP AND NEVER RETURN SON!

4/5/2010 1:59:08 AM

that is a possibility for tomorrow.

4/5/2010 2:05:46 AM

4/5/2010 7:30:24 AM

is it really going to hit the 90's tomorrow?

before we are even halfway through April??



fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

4/5/2010 7:52:25 AM

sooo tired

4/5/2010 7:54:46 AM

What's that? You have bowling coupons for me to take the kids bowling this week? Don't mind if I do!

4/5/2010 8:02:39 AM

^^^^ FOR SOME REASON AN INDIVIDUAL IN MY FAMILY CONSTANTLY TRIES TO GET ME TO SNORT SALT WATER. I SHIT YOU NOT, IT'S LIKE A SALT WATER ADDICTION OR SOMETHING. THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT? OH, YOU HAVE A HEADACHE? OH, YOUR BALLS ITCH? WELL SNORT SOME SALT WATER GOD DAMMIT!"

4/5/2010 8:13:26 AM

so who is this "Lillian xxxx" girl on fb and why is she friending so many of my tww (and a few non-tww) friends

SOMEONE HERE MUST KNOW

[Edited on April 5, 2010 at 8:56 AM. Reason : e]

4/5/2010 8:56:13 AM

Lillian is a weird name btw.

4/5/2010 8:57:26 AM

zzzzzz

4/5/2010 9:08:11 AM

Yesterday when I was on the way to the airport, a spider fell in my sunroof. It landed on my face between my glasses and my eye. I pushed it off and it disappeared, only to pop up every minute or so on some other part of my body. Then when my friend got in the car it was going back and forth between us, but we never could catch it. I never found it so I am sure that bitch is still in there somewhere.

4/5/2010 9:26:46 AM

DAMN SON. What kind of spider was it son?




Btw, don't ask me for advice on things I'm knowledgeable in son. Cause you're not getting it. I know this only applied to like 3 people, but just cross me off the list of people to ask about anything son.

4/5/2010 9:29:04 AM

I don't know. It was dark and I was driving and it wasn't exactly holding still for observation.

4/5/2010 9:30:34 AM

Well hopefully it will kill you then son.

Maybe in your next life you'll be a little more observant since you know I need to know this kind of information.

4/5/2010 9:31:29 AM

took the dogs to the park yesterday

remembered quickly why i do not go to that park this time of year

saw 11 snakes at different points during the walk, all sunning on rocks

(bbuugghahguuuwhauughghgh shutter sound)

4/5/2010 9:33:31 AM

I went to the park yesterday and didn't see any snakes. I was even looking at the "you shouldn't kill snakes" information board thinking I wish I would see a snake.

4/5/2010 9:35:54 AM

I, too, want to know who this Lillian person is.


And I had a sex dream last night with two different TWWers at least I remembered a dream, I never seem to remember them

4/5/2010 9:45:38 AM

I know I was one of them son.

(I was actually present in your dream son, I saw you there son. YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ME SON.)

4/5/2010 9:49:14 AM