im gonna be fat too. i like cookies way too much. i keep a pack beside my bed

9/14/2006 8:20:35 PM

we can form a group with us fatties

and take over the world

9/14/2006 8:21:37 PM

Quote :

"OBLIGATORY EGAME!!! AY yo gurl, I gotz sumthin u can snuggle wit"

Hahahahaha.

And hey, it's Woody Allen night on TCM!

9/14/2006 9:08:09 PM

maryland is ass, and it makes me smile

9/14/2006 9:20:57 PM

ahh I'm full

9/14/2006 9:32:56 PM

9/14/2006 9:33:12 PM

my heart just skipped about 5 beats
























for no reason.

9/14/2006 9:55:31 PM

Oh no! My twin is going to have a heart attack!

9/14/2006 9:59:57 PM

getting a hummer.

9/14/2006 10:00:20 PM

^^ your twin is going to murder a fucking boy

9/14/2006 10:01:12 PM

Oh, okay. Just so long as you won't be hurt.

I advise a nice strong kick in the balls prior to the murder.

9/14/2006 10:02:45 PM

i want a girlfriend

9/14/2006 10:04:37 PM

enough.

i'm goin to bed. night tdub

9/14/2006 10:09:16 PM

i kinda want to punch something

or take someone's life

9/14/2006 10:09:48 PM

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

9/14/2006 10:11:45 PM

^

I <3 T.S. Eliot

9/14/2006 10:14:13 PM

You know your coworkers are uneducated pieces of redneck when they laugh at you for using the word "frazzled".

9/14/2006 10:28:59 PM

goodnight see you on morn crew

[Edited on September 14, 2006 at 10:38 PM. Reason : am drunk]

9/14/2006 10:38:11 PM

^^ That's funny, since you can't even spell "dilemma."

9/14/2006 10:39:05 PM

i'm tired of lookin like i got in a fight with the sidewalk

9/14/2006 10:39:12 PM

so thats what a chicks orgasm feels like!!!!

9/14/2006 11:24:29 PM

Quote :

"i want a girlfriend"

9/14/2006 11:27:32 PM

got my drivers license

9/14/2006 11:40:59 PM

ugh, what a slutty thought

9/14/2006 11:49:43 PM

Quote :

"i want a girlfriend"

9/14/2006 11:56:33 PM

wow....my head is spinning.

9/15/2006 12:00:44 AM

how one person basically gets to decide my future for me, and how much that shit really sucks when i start thinking about. cause no matter what i do now, all it takes is one phone call to fuck me over. THATS WHAT THE FUCK I'M THINKING ABOUT YO. well, that, and im gonna spend some money on myself tomorrow cause ive been working way too fucking hard lately. being drug free and productive is way more stressful than i remember

9/15/2006 12:14:51 AM

9/15/2006 12:26:36 AM

^ Awesome.


I wonder what my post count is...

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 12:35 AM. Reason : 418]

9/15/2006 12:35:29 AM

where did the time go.....

9/15/2006 12:36:13 AM

dammit i lost

9/15/2006 12:39:57 AM

time for bed

9/15/2006 2:53:58 AM

how excited I am I found the love of my life on myspace

<3





It's only slightly creepy that when I decided I wanted to bwn her she was illegal for me. BUT NOW SHE'S OLDER OK

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 2:56 AM. Reason : hahaha forgot to close the tag there]

9/15/2006 2:56:39 AM

9/15/2006 3:25:35 AM

How excited I am that myspace, in itself, is the love of my life.

9/15/2006 3:26:26 AM

some old wise lady told me once that instant pleasure is where its at

9/15/2006 3:27:22 AM

ambrosia1231

I don't often say this, but I think whoever wrote that needs to be punched in the face. I sure hope it's a joke.

9/15/2006 3:27:50 AM

old?!?!

9/15/2006 3:28:02 AM

9/15/2006 3:28:57 AM

you could only instant pleasure yourself....

9/15/2006 3:29:54 AM

i wouldnt be so sure about that...

9/15/2006 3:30:59 AM

well, it's your word against everyone elses....

you loose

9/15/2006 3:32:10 AM

we will see

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 3:45 AM. Reason : ...]

9/15/2006 3:33:18 AM

<---pedophile

9/15/2006 3:47:22 AM

i want to be asleep

9/15/2006 4:17:04 AM

le sigh


another long day tomorrow....

9/15/2006 5:18:16 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

9/15/2006 6:43:48 AM

sex and candy

9/15/2006 7:06:37 AM

Marcy Playground



and shower makes me feel

9/15/2006 7:11:55 AM

i really don't want to be sick.

9/15/2006 8:26:46 AM