"

Quote :

"Sorry times are tough. Hang in there, bub. You're a trooper, I know it!

i guess these are all getting sent by the same person

7/26/2010 1:08:18 PM

The pics are awesome

Quote :

"i stayed up really late last night having sex instead of studying for a quiz i have to take in 30 minutes. I ended up sleeping all morning instead of studying and I'm probably going to fail. i do not regret my choice. "

Quote :

"I made out with my co worker this weekend. i have yet to see him today. haha it was hot and in a closed part of a movie theater."

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 1:13 PM. Reason : a]

7/26/2010 1:12:01 PM

confessions?

I've noticed that. Confessions should be admitting things you have done, not admitting shitty things you think about others.

you say it like shitty thoughts are not legitimate confessions...

7/26/2010 2:52:16 PM

OMBostonTerrier!

7/26/2010 2:53:31 PM

I'm pretty sure this thread has denigrated into:

a) talk shit anonymously about others users; and

b) PM girl/guy you have e-crush on and drop sexual exploits on

Time to '86 this one...

7/26/2010 2:54:29 PM

i guess these are all getting sent by the same person

Highly likely.

7/26/2010 2:54:32 PM

i don't see why a girl would be interested in a guy that drops sexual exploits on them

7/26/2010 2:56:02 PM

Quote :

"people think that i am easygoing. really, i'm just so used to life's shitting on me that not much is worth getting worked up about."

7/26/2010 2:59:15 PM

Quote :

"the number of sexual partners that i have had makes me feel rather inadequate "

7/26/2010 7:13:55 PM

Quote :

"I just farted and I am most definitely enjoying the flavor. "

7/26/2010 7:58:09 PM

Quote :

"the number of sexual partners I have had (which is one) does not make me feel inadequate but makes me feel rather inexperienced. "

7/26/2010 8:25:41 PM

Quote :

"When I was a wee lad, I would often go into an electronics store, be it Radio Shack, Babbages, Circuit City, or even EB Games, and I would get the sudden urge to urinate. I always chalked it up to excitement, for I would never have such an urge until I walked into the store. Now that I'm grown up, these moments have all but ceased to happen anymore. I sometimes miss feeling that overwhelming excitement. "

7/26/2010 8:31:16 PM

i want some yo!

7/26/2010 9:17:17 PM

Quote :

"OH SHIT INTERNAL SERVER ERROR "

7/26/2010 9:38:25 PM

uhhhhhhhhhh ok

7/27/2010 8:27:11 AM

Quote :

"I asked out a guy out in an e-mail. First guy I've met in a really long time that I liked. Never heard anything back. I thought he might not have gotten the e-mail because I've had problems with that in the past and he seemed totally into me. Re-sent said e-mail. Turned out he did get it and turned me down. I feel like a schmuck."

7/27/2010 11:17:05 AM

bored at work, send me some confessions

7/27/2010 11:21:41 AM

Quote :

"I wenty skinny dipping for the very first time this weekend and it was in broad daylight "

7/27/2010 1:03:15 PM

Quote :

"I'm getting wrinkles, and this pleases me so much. They're smile lines and crow's feet. "

Quote :

"i had sex with a girl i met in charleston, only having known her for 30min-1hour. closing time is the best time to pick up loose women. "

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : 1]

7/27/2010 2:28:55 PM

confessions?

7/27/2010 2:43:48 PM

Quote :

"i am bored with my life "

7/27/2010 2:58:50 PM

Quote :

"Right now, I'd rather have some tater tots than sex "

Fatty.

7/27/2010 6:04:58 PM

needs

more

confessions

7/27/2010 7:16:04 PM

me too


and by more...

i mean any

Quote :

"i dont know whether to think of mcfluffle's status as an ass or a rack "

I'm gonna say ass.

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 7:29 PM. Reason : but i have never seen hers... so i can't compare.]

7/27/2010 7:21:20 PM

Quote :

"I'm hungry. Your screen name has made me want some chocolate real bad. Preferably a chocolate buffet, complete with fondue, pound cake, and truffles. /PMS?"

I have that effect on women. which is strange really.

7/27/2010 7:34:19 PM

Quote :

"For a small surprise I'm planning, in the course of trying to ensure people are really where their supposed to be when they're supposed to be, according to set schedules, I think I have at least two people suspecting I'm pregnant, and wanting to tell them in person. I don't mind these suspicions "

^^i intended it as a rack, but all things considered...it should prolly be an ass.

7/27/2010 8:19:59 PM

Quote :

"as much as i think i'd hate myself for it, i'm really starting to wish i could just marry rich and be done with this bullshit. "

amen.
money doesn't buy happiness, but it can sure help!

7/27/2010 8:39:29 PM

Quote :

"i enjoy getting really drunk at my parents' house, talking shit to my dad, and telling them both really to semi- fucked up shit about myself "

Haha

7/27/2010 8:56:21 PM

Quote :

"i enjoy getting really drunk at my parents' house, talking shit to my dad, and telling them both really to semi- fucked up shit about myself "

Haha

7/27/2010 8:56:56 PM

Quote :

"I've been spending money that I don't have because I know someday I will have it "

Credit cards. FTL.

7/27/2010 10:12:50 PM

Quote :

"I kind of like being horny. For a while "

lawl

7/27/2010 10:53:07 PM

Quote :

"Much earlier in this thread, I made a confession that elicited some super srs responses from a fair number of people. Of those, I agree most with the responses. I feel like that's some internet cred - getting TWWers to be shocked and appalled - I would still rather have not had the confession to make in the first place, but I'll take what I can get."

Quote :

"I miss evan."

d'awwww.

Quote :

"I'd put it in your butt."

7/27/2010 10:58:12 PM

Quote :

"I'm ashamed to like the Hamster commercials for the Kia cars... especially the 'you can go with this! or you can go with that' one "

Quote :

"I can't work up the nerve to ask this guy at work if he'd want to maybe do something sometime. He's leaving at the end of August, though, and I'm afraid I'm never going to see him again. This is the first time in a while that I've truly had an all-out crush on someone and could see myself being with them... despite all the relationships I've been in since the last time I felt like this. I guess I'm just used to fucking up everything I encounter. Par for the course, really. "

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : more]

7/27/2010 10:59:13 PM

^i'm glad i'm not the only one who likes those commercials

Quote :

"i have never met Joie, but i think she seems like an awesome person and anyone who thinks otherwise has to be jealous. she is smart (isn't she in pharm school or something?), gorgeous, and seems really nice and down to earth from everything she posts on here. and the photos are like her hobby (maybe even her passion...art?). its not like shes taking myspace angle cleavage shots and posting them everywhere. i wish i could be more like her in that she seems to have a very active social life but seems really dedicated to school at the same time. i could never do both at once (which is why i still haven't graduated). on an unrelated note, i think khcadwal is hilarious and would be fun to hang out with!"

7/27/2010 11:04:46 PM

send some confessions my way kthx

7/28/2010 9:16:19 AM

confess?

7/28/2010 10:26:11 AM

Quote :

"I read back through most of the confessions thread last night and this morning. I know more about a bunch of people on here now than I did when it started, and I've been having fun guessing at who was posting the confessions about hooking up with wolfwebbers or crushing on people. I also found one that I hope was about me."

Quote :

"I'm really, really genuinely upset about what just happened, and I think if the person who did it knew how much of an emotional effect it had they would regret what they did."

7/28/2010 10:49:35 AM

Quote :

"sometimes I sit down even though I only have to pee, just so I can wipe my ass. It's relaxing, and you never know what might be lingering from a prior dump. So it's a good spot-check."

7/28/2010 12:11:09 PM

I got a new confesssssionnnnnnn and you ain't gotttttt oneeeeeee.

Quote :

"Samwise16 annoys the crap out of me. I want to like her but something won't let me."

7/28/2010 2:18:13 PM

Here I am again, demanding your confessions.

7/28/2010 7:28:01 PM

Quote :

"I don't know why I even try. I am done with women because I just do not understand them. They are all crazy. Just when I find one that I think that I might be able to make things work with, she becomes incomprehensibly emotional and crazy. I'm better off fucking alone. "

which is whack, considering the source.

7/28/2010 7:33:53 PM

I have a feeling I know who wrote that confession ^3


That being said, I will take confessions

7/28/2010 8:25:32 PM

7/28/2010 8:26:37 PM

why so ?

7/28/2010 8:27:13 PM

^, ^^^ you fount me out!

7/28/2010 8:27:37 PM

why can't we be friends

7/28/2010 8:30:20 PM

7/28/2010 8:33:50 PM

confessions?

7/29/2010 9:15:31 AM

my confession is that mcfluffle is always begging for confessions.

7/29/2010 9:22:35 AM

thats no secret

7/29/2010 9:23:43 AM