What the fuck is this shit!?

9/17/2006 12:39:05 AM

either my fart smells like BBQ or the smell is coming through my open window.

9/17/2006 1:11:49 AM

Just some girl.

9/17/2006 1:12:41 AM

Hahahaha, Ronny's so predictable.

9/17/2006 1:13:11 AM

9/17/2006 1:14:19 AM

I was way too drunk way too early today.

I love coming home!

9/17/2006 1:17:58 AM

man silk pjs feel awesome over freshly shaved legs

9/17/2006 1:18:49 AM

No pj's feels good over a body almost entirely covered in hair.


Only, it is gross.

9/17/2006 1:19:30 AM

why in the hell am i still awake


i swear,


working a real job has made me a huge vag

9/17/2006 1:30:02 AM

how kick ass would it be to have Michael Jackson to sing you a birthday song like he did for Lisa Simpson

9/17/2006 1:56:43 AM

you have to be under age 9

9/17/2006 2:03:43 AM

my hands are cold and i can't type with my hands up my shirt...

9/17/2006 2:16:36 AM

o my

9/17/2006 2:16:58 AM

man i haven't heard from janet jackson since that nipple ordeal

9/17/2006 2:26:16 AM

nipples

9/17/2006 2:27:20 AM

8am on a sunday. joy.

9/17/2006 8:41:15 AM

i forgot how much newcastle hangovers suck

and how much i hate greenville

9/17/2006 9:34:07 AM

I hate how some of my "friends" are the most unreliable mother fuckers on earth

9/17/2006 10:27:21 AM

should I fix my rabbit this weekend or next?

9/17/2006 10:30:23 AM

i need to find some green!

9/17/2006 11:02:25 AM

hungover....

9/17/2006 11:11:40 AM

somebody make breakfast for me

9/17/2006 11:13:34 AM

ahhh it's so nice to not wake up hungover!

9/17/2006 11:15:45 AM

why don't u make me breakfast...

breakfast and bwn?

9/17/2006 11:16:07 AM

sure as long as you do all the work

9/17/2006 11:17:22 AM

ha ha r u kidding me?!

doesn't sound like a fair deal to me...
besides I just had fresh pineapple for breakfast YUM!

9/17/2006 11:18:56 AM

Gotta get ready...

9/17/2006 11:20:53 AM

I could use some breakfast...I have to take my meds with breakfast, and poor Sarah has no food here

9/17/2006 11:21:10 AM

fuck it i'll just eat cereal then

9/17/2006 11:22:05 AM

Sarah... come to my place, you can have pineapple... that shit is good for you and tastes great

9/17/2006 11:23:33 AM

some people....

9/17/2006 11:38:25 AM

ah I found some fruity pebbles

9/17/2006 11:46:38 AM

UFC 62 this Saturday!

9/17/2006 11:49:49 AM

please wake up

9/17/2006 11:50:49 AM

Quote :

"I'm just kidding--she just likes me fer my body"

9/17/2006 12:01:25 PM

9/17/2006 1:25:53 PM

corn dogs for brekky?

9/17/2006 1:26:37 PM

corn muffins & football

9/17/2006 1:30:18 PM

can't wait for this to come!

9/17/2006 1:39:02 PM

i'm taking a nap... and i need a cuddle buddy

9/17/2006 1:58:49 PM

i can't wait to move out

and i hope the bears make up for yesterday.

9/17/2006 1:59:26 PM

I won't have cable until tomorrow, so no NFL football for me today

9/17/2006 2:03:59 PM

I may never have to buy pens again

9/17/2006 2:10:10 PM

pretend chickens playing piano.

9/17/2006 2:31:34 PM

ok, now im in a WONDERFUL Mood.. thxu very much.

9/17/2006 3:11:33 PM

where the fuck is my phone?

9/17/2006 3:12:04 PM

i so just called you!

PM message is same as voicemail

9/17/2006 3:13:33 PM

pffft
i have 5 or 6 voicemail messages
i need to call sprint and have them tell me what the hell i'm doing wrong.

'first voicemail message, from [number] at [date/time]:











[i hang up because it never plays]

9/17/2006 3:19:04 PM

just hit number 7 to delete it, you don't have to wait for it to ask

9/17/2006 3:20:26 PM

it never plays.

I know i can delete some of them, but some of them i don't even know who they're from

9/17/2006 3:21:13 PM