oh right right

i'm behind on the times. i don't really do comedy i mean i do, but not a lot.

7/8/2009 1:52:18 AM

but i thought everybody knew that was seinfelds schtick

7/8/2009 1:54:16 AM

well i mean, yea now that you brought it up i get it (doh).

but you know what else??

i've only ever seen like 10 episodes of seinfeld the show. i am a bad, bad person.

7/8/2009 1:56:02 AM

oh man

oh man

7/8/2009 1:56:43 AM

i know....ooopsy

7/8/2009 1:58:22 AM

haha

i'll forgive you

how dumb am i for agreeing to help a friend move tomorrow in greenville after FINALLY getting all of our stuff unloaded tonight?

7/8/2009 1:59:52 AM

well i've seen all of curb if that helps any. probably not really but it is kinda on the same page??

anyway...ew...dumb...i hate moving. and moving after moving is especially horrible, even if it is someone else's shit. moving in the summer ftl.

7/8/2009 2:01:19 AM

moving during the summer in greenville is especially awful

but he says he'll buy me lunch and dinner tomorrow, which i am hoping that means beers tomorrow night as well

and i will totally forgive you for watching more curb than seinfeld, because i love curb a whole lot

7/8/2009 2:04:25 AM

so elaborate on this friend that got in trouble for prank calling someone...just got prank called and i'm like 99% sure it was my neighbors bf

7/9/2009 10:31:21 PM

well the callee was this girl that we all used to be friends with but after a series of seriously crazy episodes (i've posted about her before) we were just fed up with her behavior. and after one episode my friend's bf called the girl and just said like "you are a prostitute" and called again and pretended to be her fake boyfriend from south america (yes she had a fake boyfriend that played soccer in south america).

and she called the cops and he got charged with like communicating threats, some violence thing and some other stuff...i can't exactly remember.

it got dropped though.

7/9/2009 10:37:45 PM

what was for dinner?

7/9/2009 11:39:08 PM

arbys

i mean it was ok.

7/10/2009 1:52:22 AM

do you think your opinion of bruno was shared by everyone else in the theater?

did people laugh a lot?

i kinda figured it would be bad

7/10/2009 1:53:43 AM

yeah i was thinking of asking her her favorite part of the movie in the entertainment thread

7/10/2009 1:54:54 AM

people laughed a lot, yea

i just didn't like it. i liked borat. i mean i knew it would be bad but i thought it would be the good kind of bad. but it was just disappointing bad.

oh p.s. no beer was being sold at mission valley for bruno. dunno if that was just for ton or if it is going to be like that for all shows

p.p.s that isn't why i didn't like it, just an FYI since beer is like the reason people go to MV usually

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 1:58 AM. Reason : .]

7/10/2009 1:57:22 AM

after midnight showing or something?

7/10/2009 2:01:23 AM

nah. it was some other reason they tried to explain. because of some law and the owner disagreeing with the content or something. i dunno - didn't catch the full story.

7/10/2009 2:02:59 AM

ttt

7/10/2009 2:40:37 PM

if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

7/10/2009 2:43:15 PM

fried okra

OR

munchies snack mix. at least there's some variety there

OR

brunswick stew. if that counts as one food.

7/10/2009 2:44:51 PM

fried okra.... DROOOOOOLLLLLL

ok, favorite color for a highlighter

7/10/2009 2:45:39 PM

dude, fried okra is my jam.

pink or yellow. probably pink then yellow. i hate all the other colors...orange/blue/green/purple...too dark.

p.s. did you know elephants are capable of swimming up to 20 miles per day? little factoid from my snapple bottle cap

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2009 2:46:31 PM

I'm relieved I didn't actually pierce my penis. Aren't you?

7/10/2009 2:47:28 PM

whew. yes. that was a close call.

7/10/2009 2:48:03 PM

I KNOW! It would've totally ruined the aesthetic.

7/10/2009 2:49:44 PM

ever use pixystix in a manner other than suggested

7/10/2009 3:04:15 PM

duh. i did attend 5th grade.

7/10/2009 3:05:43 PM

green peas mixed with mashed potatoes

ghetto awesome or awesome ghetto

7/10/2009 3:09:01 PM

which ever one is the ghetto

i'm one of those weirdos that doesn't usually like to mix their food

7/10/2009 3:10:53 PM

Quote :

"just realized there is a free Dan Deacon/Deerhunter/No Age show in Brooklyn the same weekend i'm up there. "

are you going to that too???

7/12/2009 8:06:10 PM

yes yes!!!

well that is the plan anyways. i'm excited

7/12/2009 8:07:28 PM

man, i almost had a heart attack when i saw they were all touring together

then i had a major face when i saw they weren't coming anywhere near here

7/12/2009 8:08:57 PM

yea i'm pretty stoked.

i think m. ward is playing a free show when we're going to be up there too but i'm MUCH more excited for this.

7/12/2009 8:10:32 PM

AWESOME FREE SHOWS OVERLOAD

7/12/2009 8:13:10 PM

what would you give your weekend on a scale of 1-10

7/13/2009 12:39:28 AM

meh. i didn't do much besides work but it was still pretty good. lots of time spent w/ bf in the evenings. so like a 6 or 7 probably!

what about you?

7/13/2009 12:40:39 AM

I LOVE YOU

7/13/2009 12:41:13 AM

hm. i guess i'd give mine like a 4 or 5. did a whole lot of nothing other than about 24 hours of working during the 72 hour fr-sun.

feel like i cant sleep cause i'm not sure how tomorrows going. might have a 2nd job yo

7/13/2009 12:43:43 AM

doing what?

i have to babysit tomorrow at 3. i should probably try to sleep. maybe at 1 i will.

7/13/2009 12:44:30 AM

plz to find me a girlfriend?

7/13/2009 12:45:16 AM

^^not entirely sure. i'll post more about it tomorrow. but i think if it works out it could make life >>>>>>>>>>> better. if i can hold up.

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:47 AM. Reason : ^^goodluck. kids make me so annoyed sometimes]

7/13/2009 12:47:25 AM

my weekend would have been a 4 or 5 but i didn't have a hangover and got some good sleep so that definitely bumped it up.

^^ ummmm ok? i will keep my eyes peeled for you and tell you what i find.

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:48 AM. Reason : .]

7/13/2009 12:47:42 AM

I had a dream where I was scorpian from mortal kombat but I shot out dicks from wrists instead of spears

any real life relevance or should I write it off

7/13/2009 12:47:55 AM

haha

much appreciated

7/13/2009 12:48:14 AM

^^cum over here!

7/13/2009 12:49:01 AM

idk what the deal is. maybe i need a better mattress or something. last few nights i've gotten like 8 full hours but woke up feeling so groggy.

7/13/2009 12:50:12 AM

^^^^ your dream might mean several things

a) you are overly fascinated with penises and thus you are gay
b) you feel inadequate with your penis and would like a new one
c) you like scorpions and/or have some weird animal instincts
d) you have been watching too much tv and/or playing too many video games

^ yea that happened to me a little last week too. i think it is definitely the bed i sleep on at home. the mattress is not that good and way old. my mattress on my bed at my condo is awesome. it is firm but i think i am going to get one of these to go on it: http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Eco-friendly-4-inch-Memory-Foam-Mattress-Topper/3682926/product.html

soooo comfortable and they're supposed to really help you sleep better. maybe not that exact one but something like it.

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : .]

7/13/2009 12:50:23 AM

hmmm i need to get one of those pad things

i guess i'll give it a shot. goodluck on getting to bed before 1

7/13/2009 12:57:27 AM

i think i did go to sleep before 1 or at least got off tww. i don't remember when i fell asleep.

7/13/2009 6:05:54 PM

What do you think of those pad things you put on your feet that are supposed to pull all these toxins out?

7/13/2009 6:36:46 PM