i'm drunk

4/11/2010 2:47:28 AM

i was just at a party and this girl i am talking to but not dating, who is an ex, got pissed that i was dancing with a random girl at the party....she freaked the fuck out, she left to go to the bathroom, so i kept on partying, she got pissed and said i disrespected her...im like WHAT THE FUCK

4/11/2010 2:48:39 AM

I hope you

Quote :

"SMACKED A BITCH"

4/11/2010 2:50:28 AM

well at least you know who to call for random booty

4/11/2010 2:50:42 AM

haha, exactly yo

4/11/2010 2:53:32 AM

I've really got to get going
soil
labels
pipe
connectors
root growth hormone
5" pots
zip ties
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hair clips
hair bands
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roast
coffee
liquid smoke?
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bras
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fuck
what else was I supposed to get yesterday?

4/11/2010 10:56:49 AM

cody and are going to sams club to eat the free samples

4/11/2010 11:22:52 AM

porcha where are you? We got shit to do today son!!!!!!!!!

4/11/2010 11:39:56 AM

First it was the Geico cavewoman, now I've discovered Spokeo dotcom is cyberstalking me

4/11/2010 11:40:27 AM

dammit shaw grigsby you are way too emotional over a puppy drum

4/11/2010 12:06:54 PM

just bought my ticket to Conspirator in Richmond

4/11/2010 12:49:36 PM

who the fuck assigns a take home test AND homework due on the same day?!

my stats prof does

4/11/2010 12:52:58 PM

dr. boles always does HW due on the test day. that's cool because doing the HW serves as a review and keeps that material fresh on your mind for the test.

take home test and HW on the same day sucks. take home tests are just HW assignments that count for more

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 1:10 PM. Reason : at least it's something easy]

4/11/2010 1:10:32 PM

fuck it, today I'm going to pamper myself.

40 hours of work in 4 days. 24 down-16 to go

4/11/2010 1:26:30 PM

chocolatervh SOOOOOOOO SEXY!

4/11/2010 2:07:41 PM

exhausted, but wonderful turnout today

4/11/2010 2:51:40 PM

4/11/2010 2:52:19 PM

my husband is outside with his best friend building a retaining wall next to wear they will soon build a patio

and they've gone through like 6 beers

should i be worried?

4/11/2010 2:53:42 PM

nope, a retaining wall requires no less than 12 beers

4/11/2010 2:54:14 PM

6 beers each?

or just 6 beers. 6 beers ain't nothin to worry about


but what i really came in here to post was SHOULD I SHOWER TODAY? i guess i should.

4/11/2010 2:54:18 PM

nah, 6 beers total...



.....in the last 45mins

4/11/2010 2:55:44 PM

I have no voice today

awesome

4/11/2010 2:56:41 PM

my wife is out side painting the deck and I am watching the masters. i think something is wrong.

4/11/2010 3:08:28 PM

no, that sounds pretty right

4/11/2010 3:09:23 PM

lots of snot dripping into my throat

i think i have caught a cold. booooo.

4/11/2010 3:13:52 PM

ugh

4/11/2010 4:01:42 PM

there, hopefully that answers ALL of your concerns about this shooting. give us a date already

4/11/2010 4:47:26 PM

^^^ I think you've got seasonal allergies.... BOOYAH

4/11/2010 5:11:15 PM

WOOOHOOO

I'm finally gonna finish off this bottle of worschesthire

4/11/2010 5:18:24 PM

Quote :

"^^^ I think you've got seasonal allergies.... BOOYAH "

NO!!! because the rain washed the pollen away and i didn't feel bad until after the pollen was gone! and just my throat hurts. i can still breathe through my nose AND my eyes don't itch

4/11/2010 5:44:50 PM

i just remembered i have cookie dough icecream!

yayyyy

4/11/2010 7:02:14 PM

Not sure what I should eat for dinner...but I think I am gonna go with not spending money on dinner since I have to pay some taxes by thursday

4/11/2010 7:26:21 PM

I ate some leftover PF Chang's from lunch for din din son.

4/11/2010 7:27:25 PM

I am about to finish up my 18th year of school....and I have more to go...FML FML FML FML FML

I fucking hate school....gaaaaaaah

4/11/2010 7:28:19 PM

I don't like most things son. FML.

4/11/2010 7:29:01 PM

^ head.

4/11/2010 7:39:04 PM

super freezer burned hamburger meat

let's see what happens

4/11/2010 7:46:53 PM

^^ The nugget is gone son. Gone.

4/11/2010 7:47:26 PM

yay $100 check from wake countyyyyy

but i feel yicky

i would like a massage please

4/11/2010 8:28:13 PM

freezer burned spaghetti sauce is...a success I suppose

--

Figures the gym is closed when I feel like going. Bah

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 8:51 PM. Reason : lkj]

4/11/2010 8:38:44 PM

so freaking bored. anything interesting on tv or the internet?

4/11/2010 8:53:35 PM

really pissed that i didnt get much done over the weekend on my paper

4/11/2010 9:01:15 PM

So I'm watching all the episodes of The Office on Netflix just cause there are a few I haven't seen and it's really funny even if you've already seen the episodes.

I mean I keep up with them now, so I know what is going on...

But I got to the episode when Jim gets on one knee and is like "Hey Pam, will you wait for me while I tie my shoes"

And even though I know it all happens later on...I was still like "OMGAH!!!!!!"

4/11/2010 9:07:44 PM

ahem

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you people need to help me get rid of this stuff

4/11/2010 9:51:41 PM

Luke

(and yes, it's a sock on his hand... they didn't have the little gloves for his fingers and he was scratching the shit out of himself)

4/11/2010 10:02:43 PM

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"ahem message_topic.aspx?topic=592487 you people need to help me get rid of this stuff"

SAME HERE!!!! let's work together it looks like we're selling different things. sooooo no competition.

message_topic.aspx?topic=592491

i just need this stuff out of my hizzouse before i move. i'll even hold it for you until may 1 when i do actually move out.

very cute LunaK. my nephew's name is Luke

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason : add]

4/11/2010 10:04:27 PM

i could actually really use that TV stand you're selling, but i don't wanna spend that much

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 10:06 PM. Reason : you can tell your potential buyers that i will haul the larger items you're selling for cheap]

4/11/2010 10:05:28 PM

i had a dog named luke
best dog i ever owned and i miss that fuck

cute baby though

4/11/2010 10:06:06 PM

That is one nice, freshly minted gibbon there son!

4/11/2010 10:10:40 PM

i love law and order SVU

4/11/2010 10:32:01 PM