12 RIMJOBS ITT

12/4/2009 9:53:50 PM

starting with him ^

12/4/2009 9:57:09 PM

12/4/2009 9:58:18 PM

o dag

12/4/2009 9:58:42 PM

twas fabulous

that is all

12/5/2009 9:13:24 AM

damn this thread is 3 years old

12/5/2009 4:43:46 PM

your mom is 3 years old

12/5/2009 4:44:59 PM

im 28. im not sure how that works out?

12/5/2009 4:45:47 PM

epic embryonic slut

12/5/2009 4:47:12 PM

man i need a girl who loves this shit and will return the favor. pronto!

12/5/2009 4:51:27 PM

paging evan

12/5/2009 4:52:23 PM

nothx

12/5/2009 5:04:38 PM

the one on top is http://mistressmatisse.blogspot.com/

1/6/2010 12:27:41 AM

never licked an asshole but had mine licked when I was drunk in HS.

1/6/2010 12:33:10 AM

Here we go.

1/6/2010 12:36:46 AM

3/5/2010 5:33:52 PM

3/5/2010 6:45:38 PM

^^I'm almost scared to ask if thats someone on tww or what

3/5/2010 8:17:38 PM

damn that is nice!

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3/5/2010 8:27:01 PM

I was thinking to myself, "Damn, that anus looks awfully familiar..."

3/5/2010 8:57:37 PM

3/9/2010 11:41:18 PM

Had a girl lick the butt 2 nights ago. Let me just say nothing feels better!

3/10/2010 2:36:33 AM

4/27/2010 1:38:13 AM

I have yet to try this.

4/27/2010 6:34:22 AM

NOM.

4/28/2010 7:40:57 PM

4/28/2010 7:43:20 PM

3 years in and I still ain't lickin no damn buttholes

4/28/2010 8:08:32 PM

prude

4/28/2010 8:09:15 PM

2 Rim Jobs Received (fucking Freak)
Some Random Number Given (usually in a shower)

4/28/2010 8:09:22 PM

^^hahaha. Right. Buttholes just aren't my thing.

4/28/2010 8:17:17 PM

me either

4/28/2010 8:32:11 PM

lies. both of you.

4/28/2010 8:33:00 PM

I'm sorry ... but Strollin' in the Colon is a really, really un-sexy tagline.

4/28/2010 8:34:50 PM

you'd lick it like an ice cream cone

4/28/2010 11:37:08 PM

ok fine MAYBE i would

but i still think i prefer to be the lickee not the licker

4/28/2010 11:41:09 PM

that's also acceptable

so...do you have a mint chocolate flavored booty, or something more like neapolitan? (taste the rainbow, kids)

4/28/2010 11:42:24 PM

its been YEARS since ive been the "lickee" but i remember thinking it was squishy, weird, not my style

4/28/2010 11:43:10 PM

NOTHING IS YOUR STYLE FOOL.

4/28/2010 11:43:34 PM

hola

6/14/2010 5:01:20 AM

ahhh this thread is a joenumbers classic! how I miss him

6/14/2010 5:43:42 AM

Where'd he go?

6/14/2010 1:33:29 PM

tasting the rainbow, I'm sure

7/19/2010 9:24:55 PM

Quote :

"There are many health problems that can result from practicing unsafe anilingus, because of the presence of bacteria, viruses or parasites on or in the anus or rectum. These include Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, intestinal parasites, chlamydia infection, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV), gonorrhea, Herpes simplex virus, conjunctivitis, and other sexually transmitted diseases. Applying the mouth to the genitals immediately after applying it to the anus can inadvertently introduce the bacterium Escherichia coli ('E. coli') into the urethra, leading to a urinary tract infection. HIV/AIDS is not believed to be easily transmitted through anilingus, although experts assert that the risk exists."

Quote :

" Another recent study suggests a correlation between oral sex and throat cancer. It is believed that this is due to the transmission of HPV because this virus has been implicated in the majority of cervical cancers. The study concludes that people who had one to five oral sex partners in their lifetime had approximately a doubled risk of throat cancer compared with those who never engaged in this activity. Those with more than five oral-sex partners had a 250% increased risk."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal%E2%80%93oral_sex



I don't do anilingus.

7/19/2010 10:44:00 PM

remember that thread where hooksaw didn't know what a prostate was

7/19/2010 10:45:10 PM

^ Um. . .no you don't.

7/19/2010 10:45:44 PM

epic cocksucker voice explained itt

7/19/2010 10:50:24 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=574455&page=1

7/19/2010 10:51:47 PM

Quote :

"The study concludes that people who had one to five oral sex partners in their lifetime had approximately a doubled risk of throat cancer compared with those who never engaged in this activity. Those with more than five oral-sex partners had a 250% increased risk.""

damn, this alone probably puts me at 1000% or so, then add smoking and dipping i guess im guaranteed throat cancer

7/19/2010 10:56:47 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anything you do in life will raise your chances of disease xyz and that's why it's bullshit to have taxes on behavior.

7/19/2010 10:58:55 PM

I'm gonna die anyways.

I'd rather throat cancer, from some good times, than, say, breast cancer, that didn't have the associated reward.

7/19/2010 10:58:56 PM