lol i was gonna put "or a female" at the end of that but i didnt

6/19/2008 1:12:30 AM

haha, i just saw one of mine

Quote :

"Thread title: People who contributed most to America since 1500"

my response

Quote :

"christopher columbus - DURRRRRR, hello did everyone forget? cant have america without the man who invented it Abraham lincon - not only did he beat the british during the civil war, but he crafted in the declaration of independence, the most awe inspiring piece of oral document ever Micheal jordan - arguably the most famous person ever made, micheal jordan redifined grateness and has set a new standard for the fadeaway jumper Stan Lee - from bugs bunny to yugio, stan lee brough the world of animation to the level it had not been to since the roman empire Jeff - nobody knows much about jeff, but he gave it his all, allegedly "

6/19/2008 2:26:33 PM

Quote :

"i just want my taco so i really don't care what else goes down."

-khcadwal

6/19/2008 10:16:49 PM

Quote :

"our holes are plenty big. "

hooksaw

6/19/2008 10:23:09 PM

Quote :

"Just unwrapped it...let the killing commence!"

dbmcknight

6/20/2008 9:23:44 PM

Quote :

"idk call me an elitest(i am)"

-dnl

6/20/2008 9:53:35 PM

^hahahaha, I came so close to putting that in here yesterday.

6/20/2008 9:58:03 PM

"I will personally ass rape every user"

-mrfrog

6/22/2008 12:11:53 AM

Quote :

"I want you inside me."

-Mindstorm

6/23/2008 3:12:05 PM

"god gave me a huge brain and a mediocre pecker"

-dnl

6/23/2008 9:07:38 PM

lol thats not really out of context

6/23/2008 9:08:16 PM

i could put the part about you asking evan to nibble on your trouser snake?

6/23/2008 9:12:51 PM

lol was that in the same post?

6/23/2008 9:13:37 PM

nah, but it'll do

6/23/2008 9:15:01 PM

"he is a hottie, you gotta admit"

-aaronburro

6/23/2008 9:25:03 PM

Quote :

"At first I was a little hesitant. But after my first time, I got used to it real quick, and even began to enjoy it."

-Slave Famous

6/24/2008 11:47:07 AM

Quote :

"i dont think whizzinators work in athletic commission supervised drug tests...."

ZomBCraw

6/24/2008 11:52:13 AM

^thats lame

6/24/2008 11:53:09 AM

^ I thought the "whizzinator" was kinda funny. So?

6/24/2008 11:58:39 AM

Quote :

"middle school is the new womb"

JTMONEYNCSU

6/24/2008 4:28:16 PM

Quote :

"i'm thinking that if i end up marrying a negro i'll blame it on my mom making me ride the cat bus"

-DnL

6/25/2008 7:26:25 PM

Quote :

"Good lord, that dick on a plate is ENORMOUS"

-- Vix

6/27/2008 12:13:07 PM

"i like the 'ruggedly handsome' look"

-ZomBCraw

6/27/2008 9:59:26 PM

"where exactly is her twat"

-jprince11

"I am guessing we're both losers"

-Skwinkle

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 12:23 PM. Reason : &]

6/28/2008 12:21:29 PM

"Give me something that has some grip on it"

-ncsuapex

6/30/2008 12:04:37 AM

6/30/2008 12:10:49 AM

"So you just kind of have to suck on them for a while"

-Skwinkle

6/30/2008 1:37:20 PM

I had a feeling that would end up in here.

6/30/2008 1:38:10 PM

damn I wanted post that haha

6/30/2008 1:38:59 PM

6/30/2008 1:41:59 PM

Quote :

"you hadn't tried your damndest to look like a man marinated in Tang. "

lol, thats what they call me

7/1/2008 4:49:36 PM

Quote :

"evan came on ... me once"

-EMCE

7/1/2008 10:45:36 PM

Quote :

"evan came on ... me once EMCE"

sigh.. that's more... TWW quotes that are misquoted. dumbass.. you know that's not what he said.



[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 10:52 PM. Reason : .,]

7/1/2008 10:51:10 PM

hence the ellipsis

indicating there was something skipped

7/1/2008 11:27:21 PM

"please piss on me"

-GREEN JAY

7/2/2008 8:03:51 PM

^ An Adam Sandler reference!!!

7/2/2008 8:04:29 PM

"fleshlight duct taped to the counter top ftw"

-seedless

7/3/2008 3:05:56 PM

Quote :

"you'd have to be naked too"

Snewf to Amsterdam718

7/3/2008 4:19:12 PM

"I just want to tell the girl LOOK, I DO THIS EVERYDAY SO IF I SAY THAT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG THEN I'M PROBABLY RIGHT"

-Mr. Joshua

7/3/2008 4:38:33 PM

"I feel sorry for you if you don't have a juicy vagina"

-ambrosia1231

7/5/2008 8:58:51 PM

knowing ^, im quite sure thats in context

Quote :

"physical contact with my genitals just turned me off"

hahah, cddweller

7/5/2008 9:21:48 PM

Quote :

"these taste older than my grandfather "

pilgrimshoes

7/6/2008 12:28:19 PM

"I got raped last night. Its ok though"

-JCASHFAN

7/6/2008 9:56:19 PM

evan
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not sure if you care about this or not

but guys can DEFINITELY feel it when a dude cums in them
its one of the most awesome feelings ever.

its also a pretty awesome feeling to cum in someone else

[/homo]

7/6/2008 9:59:22 PM

"I think that penis shaped ones are the best"

-miska

7/7/2008 12:19:49 AM

"don't you guys like to live on the edge? chances are the next thread you click on *probably* won't have a picture of some guys asshole"

-CrazyJ

7/7/2008 12:24:29 AM

"it sucks to wear condoms i love the fill of warm cum inside me"

-Amsterdam718

7/7/2008 1:52:16 AM

Quote :

"i was trying to finish pumping as quickly as i could so i could get in my car and leave"

evan

(found by Duke)

7/7/2008 6:18:16 PM

i think it was only funny because the duke said thats what he'd been tryin to do for the last 6 years or something

7/7/2008 6:25:20 PM

..... >

7/7/2008 6:27:11 PM