^LOL me too

I was like "I wanna see these ads" while I was reading her post!

Sooooooooooooo lemme see dat semen girl

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : this is great post to start a new page!]

6/11/2008 4:53:53 PM

i once had this really awesome yellow cap that somebody :cough:saps852:cough: lost....it was for Universal Semen Sales....

it had this bull all chillin on the front with a big smile.....i little happy sperm on the side....and across the back it said "We stand behind every cow we service!"

6/11/2008 4:55:07 PM

nah that's actually just kinda gross

6/11/2008 4:57:09 PM

http://www.universalsemensales.com/clothing.htm

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : URGROSS]

6/11/2008 4:57:33 PM

lol wut? @ the SAMMY SEMEN boxers!

6/11/2008 5:00:18 PM

i've been up for 24 hours

6/12/2008 2:02:06 AM

why

6/12/2008 2:09:23 AM

i woke up at 1:45 am yesterday and couldn't go back to sleep....

and i had to work at the bar tonight so i just got home....




i haven't really slept in like 5 years though

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : i don't relax enough to sleep well]

6/12/2008 2:13:22 AM

yeah i dont sleep well either

got reallly bad for a while, started taking meds, helped a ton, stopped taking them 2 or 3 months ago and its getting bad again....

6/12/2008 2:16:20 AM

i'm already on speed....i don't need to be on downers too

6/12/2008 2:17:39 AM

adderall?

6/12/2008 2:19:32 AM

haha....no...meth...

i'm not really on speed but i consume enough caffeine daily to equal a pretty good dose of speed

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 2:21 AM. Reason : safds]

6/12/2008 2:20:21 AM

ahhh, i could have pictured you as being a bit ADD

6/12/2008 2:23:45 AM

i'm too high strung to be ADD...


my attention span can be pretty short at times if i'm bored....but i'm usually focused like a laser on shit

6/12/2008 2:24:56 AM

6/12/2008 2:35:39 AM

haha...yep

6/12/2008 2:36:07 AM

Quote :

"now the question is, this.. leaving earrings, texting about leaving said earrings, do these all add up to another notch in my string of crazies? I'm thinkin so... "

ive left my at a guys house on accident, fuck, ive left my underware and not ment to. I wouldn't call the crazy card yet

6/12/2008 2:40:42 AM

the text is the part that gets me....

why would she feel the need to text about it....it's not like he would find them about be like "hmmm...i wonder where these came from...i'm just gonna trash them"....


she's marking territory....she should have just pissed on the bed post or something

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 2:43 AM. Reason : and on the first visit...after just a week....seems fishy]

6/12/2008 2:42:43 AM

i text about it cuz im usually like FUCK, i left my shit, hes gona think im all crazy and wanta see him again when in reality im just really forgetful haha! I mean srly, i left my walet and phone earlier tonight till i was reminded

6/12/2008 2:49:47 AM

yeah....but it wasn't exactly a "oh shit...i think i left my earrings at your crib" sort of text....



and i think it would be expected of you without anybody thinking it odd

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 2:53 AM. Reason : i mean...you flush cell phones on the regular right....haha ]

6/12/2008 2:51:26 AM

HEY i only did that cell phone thing once thank you!! It is really nice though, the guy im dating knows how forgetful I am and always remembers to watch out for it. He on more then one occasion has gone back into the resturant to grab my to go box when ive left it and picks my keys when i leave them on the bar hahaha

and as far as jewlery goes, the only time ive ever left it on purpose i never mentioned that it was still there or asked him bout it. IDK, didn't see the text but it could just be an accident. Plenty of crazy ass women out there, no sense in jumpin the gun

6/12/2008 3:04:38 AM

Jen's "underware" (sic) = hardware?

6/12/2008 3:05:21 AM

i just automatically go for the "crazy-train" no matter what...


it's way too hard to justify some things without girl logic


here's the text btw...

Quote :

"Hey! I think I left you a souvenier or two at your place... earrings! You can hold for safe keeping, don't get too attached though! "

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 3:10 AM. Reason : haha...this is ridiculous you know]

6/12/2008 3:06:40 AM

oh dear!


hahahahah

........

hehahaekh yeah, you better make sure she isn't picken out baby names

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 3:16 AM. Reason : I STAND CORRECTED]

6/12/2008 3:15:52 AM

TOLD YOU!





i would say he's gonna be really paranoid and pissed that we were talking about him for this long....but he's enough of an attention whore to eat this shit up....hahha

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 3:18 AM. Reason : sorry boo....don't be mad ]

6/12/2008 3:16:32 AM

Underware.

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 3:20 AM. Reason : .]

6/12/2008 3:19:45 AM

haha whatever, if you dont want people talking about it then dont post about it. THis isn't a diary

AND he did ask for an opinion (even if it wasn't mine )

6/12/2008 3:24:22 AM

hahaha....oh...you know i don't care....


he'd be mad at me if i stopped giving him shit about his sordid life

6/12/2008 3:25:41 AM

uhhhhh

AIM conversation gone wild? lol

6/12/2008 9:25:24 AM

Where is everyone?!?!?!

6/12/2008 9:48:32 AM

I'm padding my own thread

6/12/2008 9:50:17 AM

Ok so someone help me get this to the next page where it's safe for work again!

6/12/2008 10:04:11 AM

6/12/2008 10:05:41 AM

6/12/2008 10:06:12 AM

6/12/2008 10:06:24 AM

k...i'm here now!

6/12/2008 10:07:38 AM

YAY!!!!

6/12/2008 10:07:56 AM

6/12/2008 10:08:19 AM

still one of the coolest pictures ever

6/12/2008 10:08:51 AM

oh my^^

I want someone to do that to me

6/12/2008 10:12:11 AM

btw...my horoscopes are getting better....


today still says "keep your mouth shut or you'll make things worse"


but tomorrow says "everybody wants to hear your stories so tell them"

6/12/2008 10:12:35 AM

Oh haaaaaaaaaay

Mine tells me to STOP PROCRASTINATING!!!

6/12/2008 10:13:25 AM

should i work again tonight for some extra money?


i won't be there until 2 like last night....probably only 10....midnight at the latest...

i don't really have anything else going on

6/12/2008 10:14:45 AM

You could girl it up and go watch Sex in the City with me!

6/12/2008 10:17:16 AM

that is true...

when are you going?


i have to make my decision by 1:30ish

6/12/2008 10:18:40 AM

meeting a girl on my softball team at 8:30 tonight at Crossroads

6/12/2008 10:20:36 AM

hmmm...i will give this much consideration

6/12/2008 10:21:27 AM

I think you should!!

We are almost on the next page!

6/12/2008 10:22:08 AM

what i really need to do is go home and go to bed because i came in to work 2 hours late after last night...


but we shall see...


i have a tendency to work myself to death if money is involved....

6/12/2008 10:26:00 AM

You go to sleep then!!!! That's more important.

I'm pretty sure I will want to see the movie like fifty-leven times again!

6/12/2008 10:28:30 AM