God you're a dumb bitch dude.

10/23/2009 10:56:33 PM

it's obvious evan was being malicious and purposely ignoring you. it isn't at all possible that he honestly just didn't think to revise his list once he posted and realized he had skipped over you.

i'm such a stupid bitch.

10/23/2009 10:58:32 PM

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"is lizrock18 hot?"

considering she is most likely poopface, i'm gonna have to go with yes.

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"if so, will you place her on the list if she promises to touch my dangly parts?"

no. the list cannot be edited retroactively.

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"if not, will you just make her touch my dangly parts?"

yes.

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"well then, i think i'll do that for you. but i'm not wasting printer ink on you. i'ma email you the recipe and probably deliver by 10am so you can get it cooking and have it for dinner "

if i wasn't infested with teh H1N1, i would totally you right now.

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"anyway, Evan, how would you say your German skills are?"

Ich weiß nicht, Deutsch sehr gut, aber alles ist möglich, wenn Sie einen Übersetzer zu wenden, über das Internet. Ich habe auch gehört, dass EMCE penis will.

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"God you're a dumb bitch dude."

you will not talk to my thumper that way, son. that is crossing the line.

10/23/2009 10:58:58 PM

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"it's obvious evan was being malicious and purposely ignoring you. it isn't at all possible that he honestly just didn't think to revise his list once he posted and realized he had skipped over you. i'm such a stupid bitch."

No, evan is completely cool. The last part is correct though.

10/23/2009 10:59:32 PM

truth be told evan, i will likely play DING DONG DITCH at your house tomorrow. i don't wanna be there when you open the door. i know you can't get swine flu again once you've had it, but i ain't taking the chance

aha seriously? selective reading ftw.

10/23/2009 10:59:58 PM

How can you put up with all the in this thread?

10/23/2009 11:00:13 PM

oic

out of the TWWers that have posted on the last three pages of this thread, will you please rank order them going from who you like most to who you like least?

10/23/2009 11:01:21 PM

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"truth be told evan, i will likely play DING DONG DITCH at your house tomorrow. i don't wanna be there when you open the door. i know you can't get swine flu again once you've had it, but i ain't taking the chance "

i was actually going to suggest this

Quote :

"How can you put up with all the in this thread?"

all i am saying
is give a chance

Quote :

"out of the TWWers that have posted on the last three pages of this thread, will you please rank order them going from who you like most to who you like least?"

same disclaimer applies:
EMCE
punchmonk
zorthage
thumper
lucyinthesky
ambrosia1231
saps852
SaabTurbo
synapse
miska
not dnl
bottombaby
BubbleBobble
ShinAntonio
khcadwal
IMStoned420
Jaybee1200
arcgreek
sawahash
tschudi
lizrock18
GGMon
GroundBeef

10/23/2009 11:01:27 PM

have you told us what you are going to dress up for halloween yet?

10/23/2009 11:02:14 PM

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"have you told us what you are going to dress up for halloween yet?"

i don't believe so... mainly because i haven't decided. i'm open to suggestions, however.

10/23/2009 11:03:40 PM

Why do I always look at the TV when William Wallace cuts the guy's throat for killing Murron? I try to look away but I always end up looking back at the screen too soon.

10/23/2009 11:04:09 PM

whaaat why do you like me least?? you ppl suck! im a girl, not poopface.

10/23/2009 11:04:23 PM

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"Why do I always look at the TV when William Wallace cuts the guy's throat for killing Murron? I try to look away but I always end up looking back at the screen too soon."

because that's how the world works.
i do the same thing with that sarah mclaughlin ASPCA commercial. i change the channel when it comes on, but i always flip back too early and see some sad looking puppy dog.

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"whaaat why do you like me least?? you ppl suck! im a girl, not poopface. "

i just don't know you that well

10/23/2009 11:05:33 PM

Hanson- awesome or amazing?

10/23/2009 11:06:12 PM

I like you lizrock18

don't mind evan, he's just a jerk. he's always treated me pretty rudely too. I think that he's just grumpy. Just upset over a few things in his life.

10/23/2009 11:06:33 PM

more aw-ful

10/23/2009 11:06:35 PM

^^k, im not hot. still like me?

10/23/2009 11:08:37 PM

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"Hanson- awesome or amazing?"

neither. i don't hate hanson, though.

Quote :

"more aw-ful"

i'm leaning more towards this, but you can't deny that their music is catchy. and the older one is hot.

Quote :

"k, im not hot. still like me?"

THIS IS NOT AN ASK EMCE ANYTHING THREAD, OK?!?!??!?!?!

10/23/2009 11:08:41 PM

ok evan....hmmm do you go to Legends often?

10/23/2009 11:09:42 PM

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"^^k, im not hot. still like me?"

yes yes, I still like you. I think that you and I can be good friends.

10/23/2009 11:10:08 PM

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"ok evan....hmmm do you go to Legends often?"

the one time i went there, it was full of old and creepy guys. i haven't been back.
plus, i'm not really into the whole club scene.

10/23/2009 11:10:22 PM

Would you consider me to be average looking?

10/23/2009 11:10:52 PM

evan, did you know carlos santana makes shoes?

10/23/2009 11:12:21 PM

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"Would you consider me to be average looking?"

i'd say somewhat above average.
of course, i'm not exactly a good judge of attractiveness, considering i think i'm ugly as hell.

Quote :

"evan, did you know carlos santana makes shoes?"

i also heard that he makes champagne

10/23/2009 11:12:22 PM

^ooo good to know, ill have to get some!

10/23/2009 11:13:28 PM

why are the only thing that really seems to accentuate that you are gay are your love for musicals, having sex with men, and occasionally saying "Oh my god" in a higher pitch? I think sometimes I forget you are gay until you say things about being in love with a dude and not being able to get over said dude.

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason : are]

10/23/2009 11:16:48 PM

?

10/23/2009 11:17:55 PM

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"why is the only thing that really seems to accentuate that you are gay are your love for musicals, having sex with men, and occasionally saying "Oh my god" in a higher pitch? I think sometimes I forget you are gay until you say things about being in love with a dude and not being able to get over said dude."

'cause dat's just who i am, gurl.
but really, there's not TOO much that's gay about me. i don't try (nor do i want) to be flamboyant.
p.s.:

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" ?"

you know you don't have to ask.
p.s. when are we gonna go grab a drink or something?

10/23/2009 11:18:13 PM

i'll be downtown tomorrow i believeee..

10/23/2009 11:19:37 PM

Should we get this puppy?

10/23/2009 11:20:19 PM

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"i'll be downtown tomorrow i believeee.."

i has teh H1N1

Quote :

"Should we get this puppy?"

yes. kevin needs a buddy.

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : there is an abundance of in this thread]

10/23/2009 11:21:41 PM

Is there such thing as too much ?

10/23/2009 11:23:24 PM

Quote :

"Is there such thing as too much ?"

NEVAR!!!

10/23/2009 11:24:16 PM

so...do these Scotchmen in braveheart really drink animal blood with their meade?

10/23/2009 11:25:14 PM

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"so...do these Scotchmen in braveheart really drink animal blood with their meade?"

i mean, i know i do. meade just isn't the same without blood.

10/23/2009 11:25:53 PM

do you like Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects and all those other emo bands???

10/23/2009 11:26:10 PM

My favorite character in Braveheart is Stephen...what is your's?
He told them that the all mighty wants them to not to switch subjects just answers the fucking question.

10/23/2009 11:27:06 PM

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"do you like Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects and all those other emo bands???"

yes, haha. i'm also a huge dashboard and something corporate (and jack's mannequin) fan.
(in fact, my first *real* date was a something corporate concert in wilmington)

i'm more into indie rock, though. the xm radio in my car hasn't left XMU for a few weeks now.

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"My favorite character in Braveheart is Stephen...what is your's? He told them that the all mighty wants them to not to switch subjects just answers the fucking question."

i'm gonna have to go with Stephen, too. he brought some much needed humor to the movie, haha.

10/23/2009 11:27:29 PM

So, do you think that William Wallace is the father of King William of England or is that just made up hoopla?

10/23/2009 11:29:44 PM

Who do you think killed Kennedy?

10/23/2009 11:31:06 PM

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"So, do you think that William Wallace is the father of King William of England or is that just made up hoopla?"

i'm not quite sure. i hadn't heard that before.

Quote :

"Who do you think killed Kennedy?"

no one, the whole thing was staged, duh.

10/23/2009 11:32:46 PM

Do you know how to ride horses? If you had a horse, what color would it be? I would have a dapple gray, for sure!

10/23/2009 11:36:27 PM

oh fuck, i just realized i predicted the death of billy mays on the first page of this thread!!!!! i must be psychic.

Quote :

"Do you know how to ride horses? If you had a horse, what color would it be? I would have a dapple gray, for sure!"

no, i wish i did i have a friend who does and she said she'd teach me sometime, though
and i think i'd want one of those stereotypical dark chocolate brown horses.

10/23/2009 11:38:41 PM

save the horses
make evan walk

10/23/2009 11:41:13 PM

bullshit. you want a unicorn.

10/23/2009 11:41:26 PM

I heard he likes dark chocolate brown, EMCE.

10/23/2009 11:42:02 PM

lies

I've tried on more than one occasion to f*** evan in the a$$. he always says that he's too tired...

10/23/2009 11:44:08 PM

i too would like to eff star star star evan in the a dollar dollar

10/23/2009 11:45:24 PM

That's gross and fuck you bitch.

10/23/2009 11:46:17 PM

jooooooooookes ITT

i thought it was funny at least

10/23/2009 11:48:29 PM