The joy of not getting married is the joy of not getting divorced.

I like Josh Duhamel. Maybe you two could swing w/him and Fergie. Would you consider that arrangement? Or Brad and Angelina?

8/26/2009 1:10:29 PM

Well I think it just all depends. I mean, if you are looking to have a large family, say 3 or more kids, then I think it makes sense to get married fairly early. That way you can enjoy watching your kids grow up, and then enjoy your retirement after they all go to college.

But if you are planning to only have 1 or no kids, then I don't see the rush, or even the necessity in getting married.

^ I would consider both of those to be acceptable arrangements.

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 1:11 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 1:11:14 PM

Agreed. There's no rush for me to get married since I don't intend to procreate.

Do you want kids? If so, how many, and would you be the strict dad or the lax dad?

8/26/2009 1:13:02 PM

I am thinking more and more that I don't want to procreate

but just because of the hassle

the kid would totally kick ass

8/26/2009 1:14:52 PM

I would like to at least have 1 kid, no more than 2. Obviously a son would be awesome, but I would like a daughter as well.

I would probably be the same type of dad that mine was. give them enough rope to hang themselves before being overly strict. my dad was always really cool with us, and we were just smart enough to know not to do anything bad to fuck that up

8/26/2009 1:22:54 PM

do you think this year has gone by fast?

faster or slower than previous years?

8/26/2009 1:25:09 PM

This year has flown by. Me and the GF were just talking the other day how crazy it is that we have known each other for a year, and that we will have been together for a year on 10/1.

And I was just thinking about how crazy it is that it will be a year since my dad died in September

8/26/2009 1:27:43 PM

i know i think it has flown by too. i like haven't really caught up with reality yet. i'm still stuck in like december 2008.

oh well!

8/26/2009 1:30:09 PM

oh well fo sho!

8/26/2009 9:28:05 PM

I have 30 minutes to kill, so let's do this

9/28/2009 7:33:27 PM

what's your favorite dish you make in your crock pot?

9/28/2009 7:33:54 PM

Chili is my favorite, but the meatloaf is really good too.

9/28/2009 7:34:36 PM

Are you going to T-Dub karaoke?

9/28/2009 7:35:07 PM

where's that beer you owe me?

9/28/2009 7:35:16 PM

^^ I'm not in raleigh, so sadly no

^ in my fridge, and about to be in my belly

9/28/2009 7:47:46 PM

lame

9/28/2009 7:49:44 PM

?

9/28/2009 8:21:11 PM

The Sims: Porno Edition


sounds like a great idea to me


but for the record, Leisure Suit Lary > Pornoland

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM. Reason : a]

9/28/2009 10:47:46 PM

would you be upset if I made a mold of my dong, and gave it to you as a christmas present?

9/28/2009 10:51:01 PM

fuck no. I would put it on my mantle next to the mold of my dong

9/28/2009 10:52:38 PM

my dong molds like light. you cannot put it next to your dong, for your sculpture would cast a shadow over mine...

9/28/2009 10:54:29 PM

I will put them facing each other, tip to tip. Or better yet, I will use them as book ends.

9/28/2009 10:55:51 PM

what a gentleman

9/28/2009 10:57:20 PM

How many bookshelves do you have?

9/28/2009 11:00:04 PM

just one big one. I probably have about 50 or so books on there, of which I have read like 3. not much of a reader

9/28/2009 11:01:32 PM

I guess I cannot donate a mold of my dong to the cause.

9/28/2009 11:02:55 PM

I can put it down with the kids books for when my nephews and niece come over

9/28/2009 11:03:59 PM

HELP

do i have heartburn or am i dying?

10/9/2009 12:26:49 PM

Probably just stress... Back when I was stressed from school/work/never getting any sleep I would get the same thing. Right in the center of the front part of the chest. As long as it doesn't extend to the arms or to your back I wouldn't worry.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:32 PM. Reason : i'm not djeternal though]

10/9/2009 12:32:25 PM

but mine extends to my collar bone and back (sometimes i dunno i might just have back pain too)

10/9/2009 12:39:47 PM

I used to get really bad heartburn all the time, but not bad enough to get back pains.

10/9/2009 1:00:22 PM

how often do you have a dick in your butthole, if ever?

10/27/2009 9:08:13 PM

i have never had a dick in my butthole, however assplay is a regular part of my sex life.

10/27/2009 9:09:07 PM

do you like fingers up in there? Ever had a surprise finger?

10/27/2009 9:09:44 PM

If you had the opportunity to bwn any 7 TWWers, who would they be?

10/27/2009 9:10:42 PM

do you think titty sex is pointless

define titty sex in your own words

10/27/2009 9:14:07 PM

^^^ not fingers, but a pinky can be enjoyable. i am more fond of the tongue

^^ khcadwal, NCSUWolfy, Joie, dropdeadkate, thumper, Jen, lucyinthesky. in no particular order, of course, but preferably all at once

^ yes, it is very pointless. it is when a guy puts his dick between a chick's boobs and fucks the cleave.

10/27/2009 9:16:39 PM

I see how it is. All bark, no bite!

10/27/2009 9:17:51 PM

haha that is what i thought. and i would agree.

10/27/2009 9:17:57 PM

no way tittyfucking is pointless

handjobs are pointless

but if she has the means, tittyfucking is pretty cool

10/27/2009 9:18:07 PM

Why can't I ever get a good run of questions being asked of me in my thread anymore?

10/27/2009 9:20:02 PM

I am just not into tit sex at all. I mean, it's all awkward and is usually just a blow job with extra accessories.

^ maybe you should say something shocking to spark better questions

[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 9:20 PM. Reason : a]

10/27/2009 9:20:03 PM

i made the list. yesssss

10/27/2009 9:20:16 PM

I'm not a shocking person I'm pretty boring.

Would you watch a movie if I was in it (not porn).

10/27/2009 9:22:04 PM

i think i deserve some scantily clad pictures

10/27/2009 9:22:21 PM

would you watch a movie if i was in it? (including porn)

10/27/2009 9:22:41 PM

i would totally watch a movie with you in it, but only if it was porn

10/27/2009 9:23:33 PM

Quote :

"i made the list. yesssss "

also

Quote :

"would you watch a movie if i was in it? (including porn) "

10/27/2009 9:26:26 PM

why is the water coming out of my faucet BROWN?

10/27/2009 9:48:33 PM

oh god, that is NOT a good thing. call your front office / landlord ASAP. Sounds like an underground pipe has a rupture.

[Edited on October 27, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : a]

10/27/2009 9:50:11 PM