can you spread your toes like a monkey?

5/9/2009 1:29:50 AM

when there is a lack of kissy faces, this is what you say?

5/9/2009 1:33:25 AM

hahaha, is that question for me?

5/9/2009 1:48:17 AM

oh, hah, i suppose it was. there is a thread for that i guess.

my bad samwise.

Have you ever ever really, really really ever looooooooved a woman?

5/9/2009 9:50:26 AM

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"how come girls are crayz?"

Because yall make us that way!!

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"Cute dog. Here is mine. It's blury because I took it with a phone. "

He's adorable!! Is he a beagle mix? How old is he? (Or she?)

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"what made you join tww?"

Ok.... Honestly, one day I was looking around on here to see if anyone had posted anything about Dr. Novak being fired (turns out he wasn't, which is good). Well, when I looked in the chit chat section, the first topic was from Kiwi to ambrosia about what a giant bitch/cunt/insert-demeaning-name-here she was... for basically no reason, it seemed... Anyways, bmel and I were reading it all and after it got to a couple pages I couldn't take it anymore -- I made an account to say they were both crazy bitches. It really seems as if only one of them is truly bat shit insane, though, the other one seems pretty normal I guess (you can decide who is which description).

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"you like star trek? not just the most recent movie but in general?"

I am so sick of Star Trek it's not even funny... My stepdad alwayssss watched it while I was growing up -- and I'm talkin the original ones with William Shatner!! So retarded... and... boring... (imitating Shatner for you)

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"what was the last medicine you took."

Metformin, for insulin control

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"can you spread your toes like a monkey?"

Yes, but not a whole lot... I can make it look like my big toe is doing the "thumbs up" thing though!

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"Have you ever ever really, really really ever looooooooved a woman?"

Like sexually??? Unconditionally, yes, like my mom and sister, etc.... Physically, and sexually... No thanks. I just don't think I would be able to deal with a woman's drama. I'll admit, women are typically catty, so it probably wouldn't fly. And I don't think i could get over, ya know, touching another vag.

5/9/2009 10:03:05 AM

you ready to graduate today?

5/9/2009 10:31:24 AM

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"how come girls are crayz? Because yall make us that way!!"

Wrong, the correct answer is estrogen, thought with all your bio classes you would know that.

P.S Have fun at graduation.

[Edited on May 9, 2009 at 11:01 AM. Reason : .]

5/9/2009 11:01:23 AM

How you doin?

5/9/2009 11:03:47 AM

did you atleast get my song reference

my dad was big into ST:the next generation. Picard is my boy. but its ok girl... its ok... i still love you...kinda... i guess...

5/9/2009 11:14:08 AM

whats your most amazing feat that may surprise the average audience?

5/9/2009 3:41:43 PM

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"you ready to graduate today?"

Yessss I was extremely excited... I am officially a NCSU alum!!

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"How you doin?"

Great, but I miss my puppy can't wait for him to move in with me this week

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"did you atleast get my song reference"

no

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"whats your most amazing feat that may surprise the average audience?"

Hmm.... I have been known to perform a 30-second keg stand.. I think that would surprise some people. I think an even better feat is milking a venomous snake though.

5/10/2009 9:28:14 PM

do I have to go to work tomorrow?

5/10/2009 9:41:35 PM

^ Probably Don't feel bad, I have to go to work too... blah

5/10/2009 9:43:59 PM

why does my wife hate me?

5/10/2009 9:47:43 PM

^ Do you treat her wrong? You should go down on her more and give her foot rubs... maybe then you will be in there like swimwear.

5/10/2009 10:05:55 PM

do you think punchmonk is a bitch

5/10/2009 10:07:11 PM

lol, love that advice

5/10/2009 10:07:13 PM

^^ No, she actually seems really cool! Why do you ask?

[Edited on May 10, 2009 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ^ I also forgot to mention he should make her snickerdoodle cookies.]

5/10/2009 10:09:14 PM

fuck that noise. I've made up my mind. she's out..

5/10/2009 10:09:34 PM

so far all 3 sound fair

are foot rubs your "thing"? is that why you mention them?

[Edited on May 10, 2009 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .]

5/10/2009 10:09:54 PM

You should really do all three at once. Put a cookie in her mouth, go down on her, and rub her feet. You really can't go wrong...

5/10/2009 10:10:35 PM

^^ I actually hated foot rubs a few years ago but I'm warming up to them now...

But I swear to God, pulling of the toes or sucking them = the end of that person's life

5/10/2009 10:11:48 PM

^^^^^ she said she thought something she said to one of your friends came off mean

she said she likes you too

[Edited on May 10, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : y'all fast typing sons of bitches]

5/10/2009 10:11:49 PM

time to make a batch of snickerdoodles

5/10/2009 10:12:19 PM

you haven't given me any news on my date with your friend, and it's been a while...

is it time to give up all hope?

5/10/2009 10:13:14 PM

^^^ What? I was unaware of this situation

^ I think it's time to move on...

5/10/2009 10:14:38 PM

you didn't even try.

~

5/10/2009 10:16:59 PM

^ I did try, but you didn't give me much to work with what are some of your qualities?

5/10/2009 10:18:53 PM

Sry. I thought she was a dude. My apologies to you friend that starts with an m. do you have an insulin pump?

5/10/2009 10:22:29 PM

well....

I'm 26, tall, mildly attractive, well educated, well built, and make a lot of money building machines that kill people
I also own two fish. One is named Captain Crunch....the other is named Jamiroquai The Diabolical

5/10/2009 10:23:46 PM

^^ Wait, what thread was the confusion from? I think you're talking about mel... it's ok, I don't have any beef I don't have an insulin pump, I'm just border-line diabetic.. insulin resistant.. but I have to take Metformin and check my blood sugar at certain times, and I've had to take those awful glucose tests at the hospital My body would release insulin late, then wayyy too much... so my glucose levels were crazy out of whack and I had horrible hypoglycemia. They told me when I was 19 but now my levels are doing really well -- now it's just all about maintenance I guess.

5/10/2009 10:28:33 PM

you have a job lined up since you graduated?

5/10/2009 10:31:20 PM

^ I work at a law office, so I'm just going to stay there... it has nothing to do with what I want to do, but I'm planning on going to grad school in a year so it doesn't matter... I'm gonna job shadow and stuff so I'll get experience in other places I'm just scared to leave a good job and not know if I'll even get something else out there

5/10/2009 10:37:06 PM

cool

5/10/2009 10:37:25 PM

can you formulate a hypothesis based of facts?

5/10/2009 10:37:51 PM

^ if the facts are already there, why would you need to formulate a hypothesis? or do you mean formulate a NEW hypothesis from said facts?

5/10/2009 10:39:09 PM

new facts.

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

5/10/2009 10:46:35 PM

^ Yeah I think you can formulate a new hypothesis from new facts.. I mean, the new information should spark your brain into thinking about other things that could have a relationship with those new facts thus making new hypotheses!

And.. I think I have no more than 20 pairs of shoes

5/11/2009 8:23:06 AM

do you have a shopping indulgence aside from shoes?

5/11/2009 8:42:13 AM

should i be scared that i gained 3lbs in 3 days, or do you think it's just water weight from all the garbage i ate, and it'll be gone in a day or two?

5/11/2009 8:54:31 AM

^^ Make-up.... and I don't even wear a lot, so I don't know what's up with that, I just like getting new colors and stuff that I'll occasionally use. I really don't buy shoes that often though, and now that I think about it I think 20 is way more than what i actually have. I would say 15 pairs, max. Another shopping indulgence is music...

^ Well if you ate a bunch of garbage, I don't think that would be water weight Are you about to start? Maybe you're just bloated?

5/11/2009 9:02:40 AM

I've been eating like 95% healthy for awhile now. Aside from the occassional ice cream I'm pretty good with the diet. Since it was my one year wedding anniversary this weekend I kinda threw it out the window and ate whatever I wanted to. Perhaps my body is just in shock, and this will be the "jump" my metabolism needed.

I'm hoping I'm just one big shit away from my weight last Friday morning.

[Edited on May 11, 2009 at 9:04 AM. Reason : .]

5/11/2009 9:04:49 AM

Well if you've been eating healthy for a while I guess it could be water weight... Honestly, I'm not a fan of the scale -- my doc always tells me to pay attention to inches more than anything. Usually you'll lose inches faster THEN drop the weight so I wouldn't stress about the 3 lbs so much. Unless it keeps growing...

5/11/2009 9:08:19 AM

bttt... slow day at work, feel free to entertain me

5/12/2009 8:34:07 AM

what did you eat for breakfast?

5/12/2009 8:39:56 AM

^ Peaches and cream oatmeal and I'm drinking coffee... but I would really love a raspberry jam and cream cheese crepe right now, nom nom nom

5/12/2009 8:45:14 AM

do you spend more time on tww, facebook or myspace?

5/12/2009 8:47:51 AM

^ I haven't even checked my myspace in months, so that's out... Probably tww now because Facebook sucks big donkey dick now. The only thing I really do on there is play with my little superpoke pet

5/12/2009 8:50:13 AM

So now that you've graduated, what are your plans?

5/12/2009 8:51:50 AM

would you hang out with me?

5/12/2009 8:52:12 AM