^^



[Edited on March 1, 2010 at 4:36 PM. Reason : goddamnit]

3/1/2010 4:36:27 PM

Brickskeller is one of my fav bars. They say they have over 1,000 beers, but they generally only have about 1/4 of the beers listed on their menu. Oh, they also had a rat problem when I went, but their beer selection made it worth it.

Brickskeller
Brasserie Beck
RFD
Pizzeria Paradiso

Mmmm so much good beer in DC and me so far, far away.

Maybe I'll have to come up for Cherry Blossom Festival!

^ Evil takes a human form in LunaK. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

[Edited on March 1, 2010 at 4:39 PM. Reason : .]

3/1/2010 4:37:01 PM

haha i haven't seen rats around here lately

i have pizzeria and bricks both within 2 blocks of me

^ yea that made me laugh

[Edited on March 1, 2010 at 4:41 PM. Reason : .]

3/1/2010 4:38:54 PM

This was last year. My bf spotted rats running in the very back room downstairs and he told a waitress. She said that they'd been a prob at the time bc it was so cold and they were coming in through somewhere. The problem is probably solved by now.

3/1/2010 4:40:38 PM

..... probably

3/1/2010 4:41:02 PM

Lucy, I knew it!

All medical supply sales reps are hot females. It's like a commandment handed down from God, herself.

3/1/2010 4:42:29 PM

^ All the guys I know in the industry are pretty good-looking as well.

^^^^ Let me tell you something about LunaK. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and LunaK was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "LunaK, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

3/1/2010 4:53:23 PM

LESBIAN i tell you

3/1/2010 4:57:14 PM

Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up LunaK's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with LunaK, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff LunaK said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. Oh, and we had her get hit by a van.

Oh, and also, H8R broke my heart. I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!

[Edited on March 1, 2010 at 5:03 PM. Reason : .]

3/1/2010 5:00:50 PM

Quote :

" Granted, I've never banged an uggo, although a few were dangerously close"

Dear slave, that was great

3/1/2010 5:08:01 PM

half a virgin



im so busy today i couldnt get a water break

3/1/2010 5:08:06 PM

no spin classes early enough for me to go to tomorrow night

guess it'll be two nights of yoga?

3/1/2010 10:55:14 PM

I just got back from a conference in Tokyo and have to sit at my desk doing nothing all day today and tomorrow before I get to go skiing in Nagano. Why can't I just fast-forward to Friday night so I can leave for my ski trip?

3/3/2010 8:52:36 PM

ive been taking fish oil pills

i forgot to bring them to work

i planned to run after work

if i take them when i get home, i'll be burping fish through the run, which is gross

if i take them after, i'm going out to a nice dinner, and i dont want to pollute a nice meal with the aftertaste of post-run fish oil pills

i dont want to take them before bed either, b/c i plan to drink a bit tonight. plus the concept of whiskey and fish just sounds like a bad night

GAH

3/4/2010 10:08:22 AM

^ that made me laugh

3/4/2010 10:08:48 AM

Early morning pill taking FTW.

The frame on my brand new road bike is cracked so now I have to wait like a week for a new frame. The problem was only discovered when they were attaching the $200 pedals I just bought.

3/4/2010 12:11:45 PM

i don't wanna heat my leftover pizza up in the microwave because it will be soggy and I'm too lazy to wait for it to heat up in the oven so I'm just sitting here on the couch listening to my stomach growl

3/4/2010 1:00:50 PM

I, too, do this.

3/4/2010 2:10:02 PM

both of my towels that i use for the pool are in the wash and i'm going swimming tonight

3/4/2010 5:29:52 PM

Last night, my gf and I had a wine and xanax party and it gave me bad dreams. Let's hope that doesn't happen again tonight!

3/4/2010 5:36:34 PM

I want in on one of those

3/4/2010 5:37:39 PM

I'm having a Xannies and Trannies and Black Satin Panties party this weekend

you should stop by

3/4/2010 5:38:40 PM

Quote :

"i don't wanna heat my leftover pizza up in the microwave because it will be soggy and I'm too lazy to wait for it to heat up in the oven so I'm just sitting here on the couch listening to my stomach growl"

I hate when that happens.

3/4/2010 11:33:08 PM

the blu-ray i got from netflix wouldn't work. so i cancelled my blu-ray subscription. just going regular now.

3/4/2010 11:47:54 PM

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3/4/2010 11:54:06 PM

I saw someone get arrested while smoking outside Cup'a'joe. Ruined my mood. Had to post my cell vid online ASAP

3/4/2010 11:55:16 PM

lol

3/4/2010 11:56:23 PM

my gf and i can't find a free weekend to get down to my parents place at the beach in the next few months because our weekends are all booked up with travel and parties and other events between now and memorial day.

3/5/2010 2:37:47 PM

sir, i understand.

I'm looking at my calendar now, and 19 of the next 20 weekends are booked up

with no beach trips

im straight booked until late july, and that's depressing

3/5/2010 2:42:07 PM

my ass kind of itches and i can't stop thinking about titties.

3/5/2010 2:46:27 PM

I realize this thread is about first world problems ....which I have no expertise in. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

3/5/2010 3:07:17 PM

I cancelled cable last week, and cancelling landline this week.

...On Thursday, ATT was installing some of the stuff required to get Uverse in our neighborhood.

FML.

3/6/2010 1:40:41 PM

twc totally fucked my bill up because i upgraded roadrunner

3/6/2010 1:57:12 PM

OBESITY

3/6/2010 2:02:54 PM

I have to wait until Monday to get my shiny new smartphone.

If no one's here to sign for it, I might have to wait until Tuesday.

3/6/2010 4:46:10 PM

Discussing with my lender the purchase of a new car while I am house hunting - affording everything is not a prob, but qualifying for both is...

3/6/2010 5:07:18 PM

300 bottle rockets and no place to shoot them would be a 1st world problem.

3/6/2010 9:47:50 PM

My health insurance lapsed so I'm going on Medicaid.

3/7/2010 12:11:22 AM

My tummy hurts because I ate too much sausage and eggs

3/7/2010 9:53:00 AM

some girl I know on fb was complaining the other day (she's in eastern NC) about LOST not being shown at its regular time b/c of the UNC/Miami game...she was trying to rally other LOST fans to email/call the station to complain. I of course wrote, "first world problems..."

she was not amused.

3/7/2010 9:59:01 AM

^ Some people have way too much free time.

3/7/2010 10:03:12 AM

i need to hit the showers, but major league is on

3/7/2010 11:20:41 AM

the NCSU men's and women's bball games are on simultaneously. The women are in the ACC Championship game so that's important, but it's WOMEN'S basketball.

and the men suck ass

i can't decide which channel to leave it on

[Edited on March 7, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : welp women's game is becoming a blowout]

3/7/2010 2:28:47 PM

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM FIXED!

brought the 19" tv into the living room so got both games on LOL

3/7/2010 2:40:52 PM

I want to be a pharma girl, but the boy thinks I am not outgoing enough to make it in sales. Does that really matter if I'm willing to get fake boobs and have enough food allergies I'll never get fat?

3/7/2010 3:21:13 PM

If you're cute, you'll be fine. You can always train yourself to be outgoing.

3/7/2010 9:58:35 PM

Quote :

"I want to be a pharma girl, but the boy thinks I am not outgoing enough to make it in sales. Does that really matter if I'm willing to get fake boobs and have enough food allergies I'll never get fat?"

Go for it. If the sales job doesnt work out you can always strip or go into porn. The boob job will pay for itself.

3/7/2010 10:03:05 PM

I went wakeboarding and had too much Don Julio and fell out of the boat onto a cinderblock and now I have an ugly bruise on my shin.

3/7/2010 10:12:46 PM

My ATT uverse is going slow.

3/7/2010 10:24:02 PM

13-0.02

3/7/2010 11:01:50 PM