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5/14/2011 9:35:42 PM

Why you gotta hate begonias

I have a strict no-heels policy at my house

[Edited on May 14, 2011 at 9:36 PM. Reason : though, i wont turn away a pack of hotties ]

5/14/2011 9:36:01 PM

Oh we should so do that. His neck will hurt for days from looking up the whole time

5/14/2011 9:40:27 PM

Who said anything about looking at faces.

Everyone knows they put the best stuff at eye level

5/14/2011 9:42:02 PM

How tall is tall?

5/14/2011 9:42:27 PM

Its been like 5 years since I've seen begonias, and I was really drunk, but she's like 8.5 feet tall +/- 3ft

5/14/2011 9:45:52 PM

I was is in chunky stage then

but I'm getting fat again so it's like nothing's changed

5/14/2011 10:14:33 PM

I thought you looked fine then

5/14/2011 10:18:53 PM

wow. i hate men so much right now. well just one of them really. but i hate him so much that its going to extend to the rest of the male population for at least a week.

and watching mythbusters right now is just giving me awesome ideas in which to blow him up in the most epic ways imagineable. I NEED A FLAMETHROWER

5/15/2011 1:03:44 PM

i got one you can use if you dont include me

5/15/2011 1:08:39 PM

sweet. and no you've never done anythign to me i have no reason to go to jail over you

HIM ON THE OTHER HAND. OH HE WILL BURN.

actually. just his car. he'll probably cry if I explode his car. and I would lovvvvve to see that

5/15/2011 1:09:42 PM

NEVER TOUCH A MANS CAR

5/15/2011 1:11:22 PM

you leave GreatGazoo's car alone little missy

5/15/2011 1:11:34 PM

HONK HONK

5/15/2011 1:12:39 PM

At least his car won't have any heart burn.

5/15/2011 1:14:40 PM

HOT FOR TEACHER

like, flamethrower napalm hot

5/15/2011 1:14:52 PM

Burn...

5/15/2011 1:15:45 PM

5/15/2011 1:17:22 PM

DDK later this afternoon

5/15/2011 1:20:00 PM

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PCHEM

AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MAKING A GIANT DOUCHEBAG CRY LIKE A TINY LITTLE BITCH

5/15/2011 1:23:52 PM

this sounds like it has everything to do with this thread

5/15/2011 1:41:11 PM

aaaaahahaha i forgot about that thread

5/15/2011 1:44:59 PM

I am intrigued by this development

5/15/2011 1:45:42 PM

give me a flamethrower and I'll tell you all about it

5/15/2011 1:46:29 PM

wait a minute

did she just propose trading a skullfucking for a flamethrower?

WHAT THE FUCK

that should be in classifieds, not chit chat

5/15/2011 1:52:03 PM

no. no i did not.

someone needs to take a reading comprehension class.

5/15/2011 1:54:08 PM

DDK committing reprisals ITT.

5/15/2011 2:01:16 PM

5/15/2011 2:20:26 PM

Murder's on the menu

5/15/2011 2:24:19 PM

^Hello post of the year.

5/21/2011 5:31:40 PM

I have to get my wisdom teeth removed. I am apparently not smart enough to have them

no but seriously, i don't want to do this shit. it's going to fucking hurt and iiiiiiii am a baby when it comes to dental work

5/23/2011 10:47:03 AM

Its not so bad...a little sore for a couple days but all the pity ice cream you can eat

5/23/2011 10:54:57 AM

and a slurry confused anesthesia trip

5/23/2011 10:56:56 AM

that blows, i would like to point out i never had wisdom teeth. i wasn't smart enough to be born with them

5/23/2011 11:02:31 AM

I've never been put under anesthesia before :/

5/23/2011 11:08:15 AM

its no big thing

5/23/2011 11:09:25 AM

anesthesia will make you high as shit when you come out of it

5/23/2011 12:57:13 PM

my new favorite flower. let me show you it.



upon showing up to work today I found this as one of the table centerpieces and was like
some quick googling has informed me that it is called a bird of paradise.

sorry orange roses. you just can't compare to the epic weird awesomeness of this strange strange plant

/twwisablog

7/9/2011 11:23:02 PM

duke gardens had those a year or two ago

they really are stunning

7/9/2011 11:26:21 PM

srs. the picture really just doesn't do it any justice.

7/9/2011 11:27:55 PM

did you get a jerb?

7/9/2011 11:43:43 PM

nah. this is the table waiting job i've had for like 2 years that just pays the bills until I find a real one

7/9/2011 11:46:30 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=615236

i thought you might be interested

7/9/2011 11:47:45 PM

this is my favorite flower:

7/10/2011 12:11:26 AM

i wish you had come to the movies with us

7/10/2011 12:33:53 AM

That flower is just happy to see you

7/10/2011 12:34:24 AM

^^ sorry dude. I know my work schedule is the suck :/

7/10/2011 5:17:56 PM

didn't want to make a new thread just for this but i needed to express my love for the recent hillshire farm commercials. that bitch makes me laff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDLtmB2Idw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE7hSq1WOTg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfC5wwSgSHU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCboVP661rE

i hope that works


[Edited on September 17, 2011 at 11:46 PM. Reason : whatever most of you use greasemonkey right?]

9/17/2011 11:41:44 PM

Go meat!

9/17/2011 11:42:59 PM

noooooo, this is their new slogan thing w/e they're doing

she's hilarious

9/17/2011 11:49:27 PM