Ask his teacher, she may know someone.

10/26/2011 9:11:20 AM

That's a really good idea. I don't know why I haven't thought of it.

10/26/2011 9:12:24 AM

I am so smart

S-M-R-T!

10/26/2011 9:15:46 AM

elise skype's me during sex and turns the laptop so i can watch toddlers and tiaras on her tv because i has no cable.

11/4/2011 6:29:13 PM

11/4/2011 6:29:47 PM

that way, we watch tv together and i get to hear the monkey scream

11/4/2011 6:30:58 PM

im glad no one reads this thread but us

11/4/2011 6:33:13 PM

isn't that why percy made it for us?

11/4/2011 6:42:16 PM

yep

11/4/2011 6:43:43 PM

zomg. we have 0 pictures together. i should have taken one on thursday with your face.

11/4/2011 6:44:32 PM

ew...no thanks, as amanda so nicely put it i looked like i got hit by a bus. bags and circles around my eyes, red cheeks and nose, pale as a ghost

11/4/2011 6:46:11 PM

aw. i love your sick face.

11/4/2011 6:48:11 PM

11/4/2011 6:52:02 PM

11/11/2011 9:17:09 PM

<3

11/11/2011 10:05:31 PM

*rub*rub*

11/28/2011 10:13:34 PM

I need you to come to louisburg and nurse my wound tonight. Im pathetic.

11/29/2011 7:00:11 PM

Your wound?

Is that what you're now calling it?

11/29/2011 7:36:42 PM

11/29/2011 7:37:37 PM

i have no plans to stay at home tonight and lick your woulds, elise.

11/29/2011 7:46:45 PM

Damn. Im so flipping bored. Stupid loserburg

11/29/2011 7:48:45 PM

I'm watching Teen Mom 2 and wishing that you were here with me.

12/6/2011 11:34:10 PM

12/7/2011 6:59:06 AM

Where have you been all day? The kids are seeing the doctor in Durham and I was going to try to see you on my way back.

12/15/2011 9:30:39 PM

Tonight? Or tomorrow? I worked, then went shopping, then went to the canes game.

12/15/2011 10:52:30 PM

12/15/2011 10:54:53 PM

Reunited and it feels so good.

12/16/2011 8:18:43 PM

How good was it?

fap fap fap

12/16/2011 8:28:18 PM

I got to see my babies, my lover, and eat wings nuggets!

12/16/2011 11:07:17 PM

FUCK CHRISTMAS! I'm counting down the days til I get to see you, hug you, kiss you, love you, and watch you take your clothes off.

12/23/2011 10:41:12 PM

something something something top boob

12/23/2011 10:43:39 PM

and wedding dresses!

12/23/2011 10:46:35 PM

what is top boob again? is that like sideboob

12/23/2011 10:50:57 PM

Yes. Top boob is what is typically acceptable to show in public. AKA boobies above the nipple/aureola.

12/23/2011 10:51:43 PM

oh shit

yeah top boob is cool with me

12/23/2011 10:54:10 PM

So when exactly are you coming? I need times and such so I can try to schedule an appointment!

12/23/2011 10:54:39 PM

Sometimes I fondle elise's topboob in public and make her uncomfortable.

I got all Tuesday and until after lunch on Wednesday.

[Edited on December 23, 2011 at 10:55 PM. Reason : lovey]

12/23/2011 10:54:47 PM

i have never really considered fondling top boob

but now that you mention it... it makes perfect sense

12/23/2011 10:57:37 PM

it does. it's like playing chicken with someone's breasts.

12/23/2011 10:58:52 PM

when folding top boob are you allowed to sneak a finger down the cleave or is that a violation of top boob etiquette

12/23/2011 11:04:24 PM

ask elise.

12/23/2011 11:06:18 PM

I don't mind. The nipples are off limits though.

12/23/2011 11:09:44 PM

12/23/2011 11:10:20 PM

seems reasonable

12/23/2011 11:12:55 PM

bb is driving to my house right now!

12/27/2011 10:50:47 AM

Squeeeeeee!

12/27/2011 12:25:06 PM

we are interneting in our jammies in my living room! we are so exciting!

12/27/2011 2:37:02 PM

Elise is bringing out the lesbo.

12/27/2011 4:19:19 PM

only for you

12/27/2011 4:44:21 PM

I'm going to go into sugar shock.

12/27/2011 7:11:55 PM