considering a Four Loko to start off tailgate tomorrow

please talk me out of it, TWW friends

9/3/2010 2:36:20 PM

Don't do it. These beverages don't really lend themselves to tailgating.

People are like, "One will get you tipsy without having to pee all the time." This is true. (But why not just take some shots?)

Anyway, one only takes like thirty minutes to drink tops (unless you're some weirdo who likes to savor the nasty flavor while there's plenty of tastier things to drink). But people enjoy tailgating for two to four hours. Soooo....kicking things off with a Four Lokos will just mean you end up waaaay drunker than you normally would be or need to be.

Tailgating is already a pretty extreme drinking ritual, and one that we're all lucky to get away with once a week without getting called out for the public drunks we are. There's no need to take it to another level and end up passed out in a hot car while everybody else is enjoying the game.

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 2:55 PM. Reason : Or wide awake in the back of a police car. ]

9/3/2010 2:53:14 PM

30 minutes to drink a 24oz beer?

9/3/2010 2:59:05 PM

I'll be doing mine in the comfort of my own apartment while watching tv most likely. I'll let you know how things go and if I want to die between now and gametime tomorrow then that should be a sign that drinking one before tailgating is a bad plan haha

9/3/2010 3:00:52 PM

Would you normally take more time or less time?

9/3/2010 3:01:10 PM

Sounds like I should maybe go with blue raspberry and fruit punch maybe based on what I have read so far. Or risk it and go with 3...

9/3/2010 3:05:33 PM

I

FUCKING

LOVE

FRUIT

PUNCH

FOUR

LOKO

9/3/2010 3:45:45 PM

I just picked up 4 of these things... chances that I die tonight?

9/3/2010 5:16:41 PM

the blue raspberry flavor is pretty nasty, in my not so humble opinion

9/3/2010 8:23:24 PM

Here we go... so far lemonade isnt that good Ill have to get rid of this quick and move onto the fruit punch

9/3/2010 8:43:59 PM

fuck double posts I promise I just started haha

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 8:44 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2010 8:43:59 PM

be careful doss or you won't even make it to the game tomorrow.

9/3/2010 8:48:08 PM

ive never tried four lokos but a friend of mine talked a big game about them

i made a big deal about trying them the other night and finally found some. it failed miserably and now im embarrassed

my execution was far too rushed and unplanned. enough of it wasnt consumed. oh well

how the fuck do i fail at something so easy??

9/3/2010 8:50:22 PM

i just bought 2 thanks to this thread


drinking the Fruit Punch flavor right now and this is some nasty shit

tastes like beer, koolaid, and elk piss

9/3/2010 8:51:10 PM

yeah they dont taste all that great but i just realized i was doing pushups for no real reason and was like wtf.. caffeine has kicked in alcohol not yet

9/3/2010 8:52:22 PM

hahahalol

Loko-induced pushup frenzy

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 8:56 PM. Reason : a]

9/3/2010 8:55:47 PM

im probably going to pick one or two of these up tonight. it's either that or a zaxby's celebration plate and birthday cake shake.

9/3/2010 8:56:08 PM

Why not both, chug that shit and wash it down with zaxbys!

9/3/2010 9:03:13 PM

Alcohol kickin in now... this is awesome its like Im tipsy but the groggy tired feeling isnt starting to set in, instead I keep shaking my face like im about to motorboat some chick

9/3/2010 9:20:58 PM

YOU'VE BEEN LOKO'D

9/3/2010 9:22:40 PM

I think I'm going to mix mine with some benzos to assist with the shitty malt liquor hangover.

9/3/2010 9:23:14 PM

I knew I was doing this tonight so I have been sucking down water all day to get good and hydrated in perperration lets hope it worked

9/3/2010 9:25:14 PM

Tim... GO CUBS! Even if we will never win a WS

9/3/2010 9:26:08 PM

2012 is your year

9/3/2010 9:28:51 PM

That could be the cause of the end of the world... cubs win the WS and everyone celebrates so hard the earth just explodes with awesomeness... or maybe thats just from me becoming too awesome.. either way

9/3/2010 9:29:50 PM

Im pretty sure I could be a rap star right now

9/3/2010 9:37:05 PM

Onto the fruit punch feeling great... I get scared though because of NRR with the whole this is awesome... then later OMG what was I thinking! Im in the awesome stage right now!

9/3/2010 9:41:36 PM

1) pushup master
2) rap star
3) ......

9/3/2010 9:45:01 PM

Im gonna guess sad drunk next as I begin the 2nd can and start texting exes haha

9/3/2010 9:47:12 PM

at Sheetz there was Blue Ras, Watermelon, Lmaonade, and Fruit Punch. I've tried two out of those four and FP was the only one that had missing cans so I chose that over Watermelon. Let's hope it's better than Blue!

9/3/2010 9:48:10 PM

Fryit punch is def better than lemonade! Thats all I know

9/3/2010 9:49:31 PM

with the taste of this stuff, i didn't think i could handle more than one at a time...so i didn't continue on with the fruit punch after i finished the blue raspberry. but i will say that i feel a good buzz (though not terribly messed up)...which is nice.

9/3/2010 9:53:47 PM

I dont drink much so one can has me feeling pretty great.. can two is finding its way into my belly!!!

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 9:56 PM. Reason : do = two]

9/3/2010 9:56:23 PM

oh fuck fruit punch is not nearly as drinkable as blue rasp.

Clandestine Absinthe gave me a similar 'coherent/lucid' drunkness and tasted stellar (if you're into anise that is). Granted, I think I paid around 100 dollarbux per bottle after the conversion rate and splitting shipping with a buddy of mine.

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2010 10:01:51 PM

more drinkable than lemonade blue raspberry was not an option at the place I purchased sais crack

9/3/2010 10:03:17 PM

Quote :

"I dont drink much"

you probably shouldn't drink more than one or two of these then.. shit i wouldn't even try that and i drink all the time

9/3/2010 10:06:45 PM

im on can numberos does

9/3/2010 10:08:44 PM

ok
what flavor should I get to pop my four loko cherry?

Rank them: there aren't too many options for booze out here, and I'd hate to set out for a particular flavor and not know which to settle for as a backup.

9/3/2010 10:10:30 PM

fruit punchhh >>> lemonade but that be all i can offerz

9/3/2010 10:12:49 PM

your input right now

while absolutely hilarious (no lie - keep drinking and posting. I'm loving it!)

...I'm gonna get some 2nd opinions kthx

9/3/2010 10:13:30 PM

i bought 2 fruit punkch and 2 lmemonade so thats all i can go on

9/3/2010 10:15:03 PM

blue raspberry mixed with lemon was pretty good
watermelon was decent it kinda taste like a jolly rancher
grape and fruit punch were drinkable...

9/3/2010 10:15:18 PM

thxu bmel

you know
fuck it
I'm drinking alone.

(Aaaaaaaand...the odds of a hangover are much lower this way lol)

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:16 PM. Reason : ds]

9/3/2010 10:15:43 PM

Unfortunately I've had Blue Rasp, Grape, Lemonade, and now fruit punch. My roommate has had Blue Rasp. and Watermelon. We both agree out of this lineup, Blue Raspberry is the most tolerable. They all taste like a can of dicks injected with alcohol and HFCS though.

9/3/2010 10:15:43 PM

Ain't nothing wrong with a can of dick

9/3/2010 10:16:30 PM

^

9/3/2010 10:17:22 PM

I bet real dick is betteh, just sayyin

9/3/2010 10:17:31 PM

Oh, it is, for sure.

But that doesn't mean substitute dick is inherently deficient.

9/3/2010 10:18:02 PM

bad analogy. how about fermented prison fruitcups mixed with isopropyl and corn syrup? But raspberry seems to mask it the best!

9/3/2010 10:19:14 PM

some sort of sexual comment inserted here... monitor be spinnin toooo mch to try and think sof something claever

9/3/2010 10:19:23 PM