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community service or pool side?

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 1:05 PM. Reason : lol]

6/18/2009 1:04:42 PM

fail

6/18/2009 1:05:36 PM

i am hungry. Only one of those things i want is going to be on a menue

6/18/2009 1:09:54 PM

i got waht you want to eat

-_-

6/18/2009 1:11:47 PM

lol menue?

6/18/2009 1:11:48 PM

lol, you had what i want to eat


BURN!



and i was to lazy to fix menue.

6/18/2009 1:15:24 PM

6/18/2009 1:17:37 PM

that burns worse than what you gave me

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : ]

6/18/2009 1:17:47 PM

walking through the lobby at work, a guy was reading this ad
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/1223780360.html

6/18/2009 1:19:57 PM

this chilis menu is making me hongry again.

6/18/2009 1:20:11 PM

but not nearly as bad as getting spunk in the sniffer

6/18/2009 1:21:23 PM

dammit- don't mention chili's when the best i can get is newspaper shop sammiches

6/18/2009 1:21:48 PM

big ones

6/18/2009 1:21:50 PM

I should have just brought the durn goldfish with me instead of taking it out and packing a healthy yogurt. Why not have both!?

6/18/2009 1:23:59 PM

^^^

6/18/2009 1:29:20 PM

yes...should always have goldfish. then do what i do...end up eating the whole bag

6/18/2009 1:30:19 PM

i just gorged myself on the most random foods- 6 tostido chips, 2 cherrys, 1/4 of a red pepper, piece of zuchini, a couple of cashews, and swig of milk


i am now stuffed but nowhere near satisfied

6/18/2009 1:35:03 PM

well i already ate my fiber bar, my spaghetti for lunch and now I want some goldfish...but I'll have to settle on the yogurt - I should always over pack snacks! Why haven't I learned my lesson yet?

6/18/2009 1:36:23 PM

Quote :

"but not nearly as bad as getting spunk in the sniffer"

this is true

my bad

6/18/2009 1:36:56 PM

Ok, that would be the SHIT, THE SHIT!!

6/18/2009 1:41:31 PM

i just learned a new rhyme...why i didn't know this when i was 8 is very upsetting to me

Milk, Milk (point to breasts),
Lemonade (point to vaj),
'Round the corner's where fudge is made (point to butt),
Put your finger in the hole,
Out will pop a tootsie roll

6/18/2009 1:44:17 PM

o_O

6/18/2009 1:45:00 PM

ahahahaha nice.

6/18/2009 1:46:00 PM

Yep, God hates me. Or at least prefers me less.

6/18/2009 1:55:32 PM

i should not be ready to go home and go to sleep at 2:00


i have so much shit to do yet no desire to do it

6/18/2009 2:04:39 PM

i cant believe i actually wanna go to lake johnson again after work and do another mile or two

i'm loving this whole fresh air exercise shit

6/18/2009 2:08:30 PM

I'm so freaking hungy and tired of damn rain delays. At least my flights haven't been canceled (ive seen some upset folks over this)

6/18/2009 2:17:38 PM

it's sunny and 90 here today

6/18/2009 2:19:54 PM

^^hope your pilot didn't die

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ^]

6/18/2009 2:20:49 PM

Haha- well my plane which is supposed to depart in 16 minutes still hasn't arrived and unloaded... There were a bunch of firetrucks and ambulences driving around on the flight line when I was taxiing in on my last flight about 2 and a half hours ago

6/18/2009 2:27:18 PM

first where is my credit card



second i wanna go to the pool

6/18/2009 2:32:10 PM

carl found my card! <3

6/18/2009 2:42:18 PM

now i cant find my board shorts, im falling apart

6/18/2009 2:53:06 PM

the moldy peaches

6/18/2009 2:53:25 PM

TRIUMPHANT RETURN!

6/18/2009 3:24:35 PM

whoops

every time I put my receiver on "direct" to bypass the lame multichannel upmix it defaults to, it's apparently been disabling the LFE crossover. "stereo" is apparently the correct mode for stereo content

I never realized the front speakers had so much bass extension, I didn't even notice the sub was off for a couple weeks lol

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2009 3:37:04 PM

i need to find a pool nearby to trespass

6/18/2009 4:04:23 PM

Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kan-garoo
Now don't tell me... I've nothing to do

6/18/2009 4:09:37 PM

i don't like that when my boss freaks out - it makes me nuts

please don't ask me the same thing a million times - or ask me vague questions and get annoyed when i don't understand.....


grrrrr

6/18/2009 4:10:31 PM

Quote :

"Counting flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all Playing solitaire 'til dawn With a deck of 51 Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kan-garoo Now don't tell me... I've nothing to do"

this is a great song!

6/18/2009 4:11:09 PM

I would like a time machine to figure out where everyone will be in a year and an Alaskan cruise sounds nice, but I don't want to pay money if I'm not 100% sure.

6/18/2009 4:12:24 PM

^aw you missed a palindrome. and i agree - that situation sounds amazing, if only the future were secure.

6/18/2009 4:18:17 PM

i have an grown up cookout to go to on saturday night and i have no idea what to wear

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 4:29 PM. Reason : better word]

6/18/2009 4:28:56 PM

hahaha good thing you changed it, i was about to say LINGERIE

6/18/2009 4:30:05 PM

haha...yeah

i mean...other than the children...i will probably be the youngest person there so it's not like i can roll up in some short shorts with my boobies all hanging out...

6/18/2009 4:45:25 PM

old people and kids like boobs too

6/18/2009 4:50:32 PM

i wanna do something tonight but i dont wanna drink, maybe ill just offer to be a dd

6/18/2009 5:03:15 PM

i'm so glad that i'm off tomorrow!

6/18/2009 5:11:19 PM

My ass is killing me.

6/18/2009 5:21:31 PM

Quote :

"My ass is killing me."

sounds like your ass needs to do some HARD TIME amirite?!

6/18/2009 5:22:29 PM