she has a very large boyfriend ^

8/5/2010 4:02:33 PM

Quote :

"sometimes when i see evan's foursquare updates i'm tempted to go out to where he is when he's local to hang out with him - cause he's a pretty hilarious guy"

who are you stop being a creeper and show up, haha

8/5/2010 8:37:00 PM

guys are not supposed to call anyone "creepers" or "creepy"

it's in the code, man

the manual

NO EXCEPTION FOR GAYS

8/5/2010 8:38:25 PM

I just comment on them ^^

[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 8:39 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2010 8:38:49 PM

^^ DOOD SHTUP YR A CREEPER










jk you're nowhere near as creepery as B4C

8/6/2010 3:37:15 AM

Quote :

"Asian, MILF, cougar. I hooked up with one this past weekend. "

Quote :

"I just joined match.com because I'm so damn lonely "

Quote :

"working for this company is slowly eating at my soul."

8/10/2010 9:09:35 PM

aw, i want soooooooooooooome

8/10/2010 9:30:15 PM

Quote :

"merbig's fucking a murderer thread: I have. I will do so again. "

8/10/2010 11:52:49 PM

Quote :

"the Depressing Sexual Encounters thread is turning me on "

This user is probably the queen of depressing sexual encounters.

8/11/2010 2:41:17 PM

accepting confessions

8/11/2010 2:44:38 PM

contrary to what the chatterbox may think...^^is NOT my confession...

there is nothing about that thread that should turn anybody on

8/11/2010 3:04:24 PM

Quote :

"i am tempted to drink the tea straight from the jug today. "

8/11/2010 3:07:09 PM

^lame confession is lame

8/11/2010 3:36:53 PM

i, too, am accepting confessions

8/11/2010 3:38:08 PM

^^^^ Sure. Whatever you have to tell yourself.

8/11/2010 3:43:41 PM

Sorry for the delay, got busy at work

Quote :

"I have prearranged a date on which I will cheat on my significant other while she is out of town. I'm already feeling intensely guilty about it and every day I think about canceling the rendevous. Then the thought of dropping a load all over that beautiful face creeps back into my mind and my resolve to cancel disappears."

8/11/2010 5:53:23 PM

i can has confession?

8/11/2010 5:54:54 PM

Quote :

"i'm never having sex with anybody i like ever again because they'll just fuck me over and hurt me from now on i'm only going to fuck guys I don't care about so when they ditch me i won't give a shit"

Quote :

"i too joined match.com but not really cuz i am lonely just i don't like sitting around waiting to meet the right person.. guess impatience would be more accurate..."

8/12/2010 9:27:23 AM

Quote :

"I hate it when I have to put anything on (pants, shorts, boxers, etc...) after I've ejaculated. No matter how much of I try to "squeeze" out and clean up, there's always just a little bit that will drip/leak out within a half an hour... Then I've got to deal with the inside of my thigh being sticky. "

Quote :

"I got a blowjob from a girl while in a hot tub the other day. Another chick was in the tub at the time too. That is one fantasy to cross off the list Next time though, I will get the other girl to join in "

8/14/2010 4:54:35 PM

^^ regarding the second confession, I really don't get the stigma with online dating sites. Try working full-time and going to school (for instance) and tell me how much free time you have to try and meet someone... Hell, try simply working a full-time job and working out every day and see how much time you have left over. Not everyone meets their ideal mate in college or through friends.

I've never used a site before but I wouldn't hesitate to in the future.

8/14/2010 4:57:53 PM

I'll open myself up for confessions this evening. It's a little slow 2nite.

8/14/2010 7:30:30 PM

Quote :

"I just don't give a shit anymore. I drink all the time, I can't sleep, and I just want to fuck whatever I can. "

Join the club, buddy.

8/14/2010 7:56:28 PM

Quote :

"Someone mentioned Morrison in an earlier confession. I have been with one of her exes for several years now and I am still trying to fix what she did to him. She is a succubus. She managed to ruin a perfectly good guy and knowing more than one of her exes, that seems to be her MO."

8/14/2010 7:56:37 PM

Quote :

"I sharted yesterday "

8/14/2010 9:44:32 PM

Quote :

"I once said nigger outloud while joking around and didn't realize a buff black guy was around me. I felt ashamed "

8/14/2010 10:48:10 PM

I'll take confessions

8/14/2010 10:48:52 PM

i will also take confessions.

8/14/2010 11:20:41 PM

You may confess to me.

8/14/2010 11:21:10 PM

Quote :

"I fear I may be approaching a dangerous level of moral ambivalence/apathy."

8/14/2010 11:24:01 PM

Quote :

"im obsessive about wiping my ass to get every last bit. and then wipe some more.. which isnt a bad thing, in theory, but i often wipe my ass so much it bleeds. a lot. like, just now the toiled bowl looked like some chick dumped her bloody tampon in it. "

haha... I can relate, without going all the way to the bloody mary part... Nothin' like walkin' around knowin you've got a mighty clean butt pucker...

8/14/2010 11:35:13 PM

Quote :

"I am extremely unhappy in my current situation. I guess that I am just way too needy for one person. I want to have multiple partners. That way when someone gets tired of me, I've always got someone else to pester for attention. I know, it's selfish and a little crazy and totally not going to happen."

8/14/2010 11:44:20 PM

.

[Edited on August 14, 2010 at 11:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/14/2010 11:48:34 PM

Quote :

"whoever sent Quote :         "I am extremely unhappy in my current situation. I guess that I am just         way too needy for one person. I want to have multiple partners. That way         when someone gets tired of me, I've always got someone else to pester         for attention. I know, it's selfish and a little crazy and totally not going to happen." this pm should pm me. "

I'll never tell. one way or the other. But if i did, it might just go like this:

"Hi Pete. Meet Bob. I think you might have a lot in common."










[Edited on August 15, 2010 at 12:11 AM. Reason : ]

8/15/2010 12:09:02 AM

*claps hands*

I LOVE CONFESSION MATCH MAKER!!!

8/15/2010 12:12:47 AM

Quote :

"I think I've completely shut myself down emotionally over the past two or three years or so because of a situation and I think that it is the main cause why I can't open up to anyone or tell anyone the way I feel. Whether that is about or to family, friends or a girl. I'm one of the most normal, problem/drama free people you can meet but I'm so emotionally shut down I don't know how I'm possibly going to open up to anyone in the future."

8/15/2010 12:24:26 AM

confess nude pics to me

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/15/2010 1:15:20 AM

^

[Edited on August 16, 2010 at 1:08 PM. Reason : p.s. open for confessions]

8/16/2010 1:04:25 PM

i want some confessions, come on people! i'm bored

8/17/2010 4:16:44 PM

Quote :

"so everyone is giving a shout out to gunzz for his recent work on the wolf wall.... but the gunzz on wolfwall wasn't the tww gunzz. it was me. ahahahaha! "

Imposters! Oh noes!

Quote :

"I'm happier right now than I can ever remember being... and also scared shitless that I'm going to somehow fuck it up - I seem to be very good at that. "

Aren't we all...

[Edited on August 17, 2010 at 11:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2010 11:36:40 PM

i want confessionssssssssssssss

8/18/2010 12:18:42 AM

I may not be a priest, however, I will accept your confessions.

8/18/2010 12:34:55 AM

I, too, am accepting confessions.

8/18/2010 12:36:27 AM

let me has confessions

i need some good convo before bed.

8/18/2010 12:39:30 AM

Quote :

"When I masturbate I have to put a towel on top of the sheets cause I squirt so much"

8/18/2010 4:02:52 PM

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

8/18/2010 4:03:47 PM

I'll open my in-box for confessions.

8/18/2010 4:05:12 PM

confessions people! give me them!

8/18/2010 4:44:48 PM

I will accept confessions.

8/18/2010 4:46:03 PM

i don't think anyone has anything to confess anymore haha

8/18/2010 4:53:58 PM

^ya, i haven't gotten one in forever

8/18/2010 5:41:57 PM