WOOHOOO

I'M NOT GONNA BE IN FLORIDA THIS WEEKEND

4/14/2010 2:30:42 PM

"As far as I'm concerned, your bones are healed, and you can do any activities you'd like."

4/14/2010 2:34:05 PM

Awesome, you can finally stop abstaining from sexual activity with your broken pelvis.

4/14/2010 2:34:37 PM

dr's greenlight is always a good thing

lullz, major lullz

4/14/2010 2:35:17 PM

^^ lulz

4/14/2010 2:36:51 PM

4/14/2010 2:37:03 PM

so are you guys gonna post some more naked dudes or what

4/14/2010 2:37:39 PM

jaw pain


now she's only friends w/ 2 people...both who have met her once, maybe twice, in their life.

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 2:44 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2010 2:41:09 PM

Told you not to go all the down on it

4/14/2010 2:43:38 PM

^^ thought that said jew pain

4/14/2010 2:43:57 PM

i actually think i have a cavity that's causing the pain

4/14/2010 2:45:04 PM

is sonia on your account frosh?

4/14/2010 2:48:19 PM

Nah, she ain't into naked dudes.

4/14/2010 2:56:50 PM

^lol

lunch time

4/14/2010 3:25:24 PM

holy fuck my stomach hurts.

4/14/2010 3:29:05 PM

mine is empty
it's going rawrrwwhrhwhhwghghghhglalarrhghglgl

4/14/2010 3:29:52 PM

just wrapping things up here, then a lovely stroll through rush hour traffic...

4/14/2010 3:33:56 PM

I was googling women squirting during orgasm. So this video makes it seem that all women can squirt....is this true?

http://www.redtube.com/15878

Obviously NSFW

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 3:52 PM. Reason : spazzing orgasm]

4/14/2010 3:49:10 PM

false

4/14/2010 3:50:08 PM

I'm not watching that, but I'm pretty sure that most of the squirting in porn is bs...

Of course there are girls who do "squirt" but I don't think it's very common.

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : piss]

4/14/2010 3:50:30 PM

I promise it is like a "how to" video. I would not watch it at work but I don't post pure shit on here.

4/14/2010 3:51:33 PM

Most things in porn are probably BS in general. But I think it's true-ish.

4/14/2010 3:53:22 PM

The percentage of women that do is incredibly small, and even of the ones that "do", a large percentage of them are just experiencing bladder incontinence.

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 3:55 PM. Reason : but sure, some women do]

4/14/2010 3:53:34 PM

The myth of the female orgasm.

4/14/2010 3:55:37 PM

not a myth.....

4/14/2010 3:59:00 PM

ok I did the yard work
now I have a pile taller than me and my forearms are all scrached up.

4/14/2010 3:59:55 PM

^should've hired me

4/14/2010 4:00:47 PM

^^^ Mythbusters?

4/14/2010 4:01:58 PM

lol mythbusters

4/14/2010 4:03:15 PM

Arab13 and I have role reversals. he's the kitchen bitch. I do yard work and fix shit.

4/14/2010 4:04:12 PM

and he doesn't need a watch cause theres a clock on the stove?

4/14/2010 4:08:20 PM

no I bought him a nice ass watch.

I'd buy him a nicer one, but he isn't that into watches.

4/14/2010 4:10:20 PM

Quote :

"So this video makes it seem that all women can squirt"

Do you really want to take advice from a man with teal walls adorned with a Japanese fan and dream-catchers who practices his skills on women in an obviously chemically altered state?


That being said, bladder incontinence or otherwise, it is not a myth.

4/14/2010 4:29:19 PM

not a myth.

4/14/2010 4:30:43 PM

two days from right now - my happy ass will be on a plane

4/14/2010 5:08:21 PM

i too will be on a plane in 48hrs and 20mins

4/14/2010 5:10:56 PM

I will be on a plane in 19hrs 24mins.

4/14/2010 5:36:05 PM

JESUS NO SON

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I forgot about this gent and his penchant for glenn beck

4/14/2010 5:37:06 PM

Shit, now that I think about it, I've been on a plane once a day for the past three days son.

4/14/2010 5:38:25 PM

^That's impressive son!

Fly me to Ft Lauderdale for cheap eh?

4/14/2010 5:39:04 PM

4/14/2010 5:43:17 PM

I took tylenol severe allergy at about 11:00am and it put me in this horrible near coma state so I took a nap to sleep it off slept an 1hr and a half and still feel loopy, dizzy, and all around like shit. wtf, go away!

4/14/2010 5:55:44 PM

^^hey where'd that post of yours go son? i was gonna reply about you flying me to FL on Friday which airports do you fly into and out of? it's gonna be 4hrs from the time i take off in Raleigh to the time i touch down in Ft Lauderdale. i wonder if you could get me there faster, haha.

4/14/2010 6:24:16 PM

http://mountainroseherbs.com/

4/14/2010 6:24:46 PM

It might be similar in terms of total time, like from the time you drive onto the property of the airport you're departing from to the time you drive off the property of the destination airport. There's much less annoyance because there's no wait to get on board because there's no security or bag checks, etc. There's also no wait at the end for your luggage to come down that carousel and no worry about lost luggage.

But the aircraft would be cruising at 90-100mph rather than 500mph. The flight itself will take longer, but you wont have to deal with the airport hassle departing or arriving because you can depart a small airport and and you can land at a smaller airport and just walk out to a rental car and drive off. That hassle can take hours, so it might be similar in terms of total time spent and with far less stress and more enjoyment really.

4/14/2010 6:28:56 PM

If you can pick me up in that plane of yours at my office, and return me to that same location Monday morning - you're hired!

4/14/2010 6:31:08 PM

A light helicopter could feasibly come out there, pick you up and then take you to the airport (They have two available for rental) and then you would fly from the airport here to Florida in a light fixed wing aircraft.

4/14/2010 6:33:09 PM

YAY! im done studying for the day and im in a house with cable and the simpsons are on!

the trifecta of awesomeness!

4/14/2010 6:34:44 PM

i'm applying for another loan

FML

i can't wait until august

4/14/2010 6:41:50 PM

Quote :

"CLOSE THE LAPTOP"

4/14/2010 6:47:39 PM