I love no-hitters

4/18/2010 12:37:22 AM

sherbet lemon....

4/18/2010 12:37:26 AM

rockey road...

4/18/2010 12:38:59 AM

Well, I WAS going to go put this Netflix back in the mail, but now it's raining.

4/18/2010 12:39:14 AM

suck it up homie

4/18/2010 12:39:54 AM

that's what he said!

4/18/2010 12:40:21 AM

4/18/2010 12:40:51 AM

over it. get there.

4/18/2010 12:41:46 AM

^^^ i loled

4/18/2010 12:45:18 AM

oh my holy jesus

I really want some of that pizza...but I don't know if I want to stay up.

4/18/2010 12:52:56 AM

to me it look like katt williams aint funny to me

4/18/2010 1:23:09 AM

1 year...thats a lot of shit that went down since then

4/18/2010 1:38:42 AM

i hate microsoft for sending me a Windows 7 activation key that does not work

4/18/2010 2:49:18 AM

Quote :

"who wants to come make me breakfast "

Now see, I offered to make her breakfast and then she bails son. How could you demand that I make you breakfast and then fucking bail son? I was going to do it for free son, I was going to supply the eggs, bacon, toast, pancakes and whatever else she desired. All I asked for in return was a single guzzle. JUST ONE FUCKING GUZZLE.

This is the kind of thing that I'm talking about sons. How do you expect me to treat you sons nicely when you demand things of me and then refuse to comply with the guzzle? When will you sons realize this kind of behavior is incredibly disrespectful to my cock? I am trying to be nice here and make a son some breakfast, but you had damned well better give my cock some respect and guzzle son.

YOU HAD DAMNED WELL BETTER.



On a side note, I was actually able to obtain a guzzle yesterday from other sources. It was a good guzzle too son, damn good in fact.

4/18/2010 8:06:46 AM

I do enjoy when I go to sleep and wake up before my alarm goes off because I've gotten eough sleep.

4/18/2010 8:13:47 AM

according to this nightmare I just had there is someone in my life that I am very very very angry with and I feel like they are manipulating me....but I don't know who.

4/18/2010 8:15:56 AM

^have you just said fuck it to edit post/double post rules? Or are you jusy trying to up your post count?


Annnnyway, I need to figure out what I want to do today... Weather doesnt look as nice as it has so that might limit the options

Also, i hate getting texts the next morning about stuff that was going on the night before... Probably still better i stayed in, but i would have liked hanging out with a guy who was in town last night... Hopefully he is still in town or able to pass through on his way back home

4/18/2010 8:31:00 AM

^I've never followed that rule in this thread....I follow it everyone else though. I don't even pay attention to the number of posts that I have to be honest.

4/18/2010 8:38:47 AM

fair enough



and right now I'm really wishing the dog hadn't eaten my sunglasses

4/18/2010 9:13:45 AM

times to get ready for work

4/18/2010 9:52:10 AM

^ I actually just got back from work son.

4/18/2010 10:41:03 AM

My Zaxby's Zensation salad is going to be the bomb when I get it...and the chips ...

But I'm going on a major diet tomorrow until July 19th... ...

4/18/2010 10:42:31 AM

I have some really amazing friends

4/18/2010 11:18:29 AM

I think today is going to be a Sunday-Funday!!!

4/18/2010 11:20:57 AM

why wont my phone charge

and now i want zaxbys

4/18/2010 11:30:08 AM

fuck

now I want zaxby's

4/18/2010 11:30:50 AM

mmm zaxbys

4/18/2010 11:31:23 AM

back out to the point

4/18/2010 11:42:23 AM

fucking resale vultures on craigslist make it impossible to get a decent fucking lawnmower

4/18/2010 11:58:14 AM

you should try looking in places further away from raleigh... less of them there




as for what I'm thinkin- it's about time to head out!

4/18/2010 12:42:48 PM

^^ resale vultures?

4/18/2010 12:43:47 PM

yeah, they buy up every used lawnmower on there, clean it up, and then sell it again for more than it's worth

maybe it should've been resell idk

^^yeah, i am, but there aren't as many mowers posted there and half the time they don't have a picture. i don't wanna drive to jacksonville or charlotte to see a ragged piece of shit with four flat tires

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 12:49 PM. Reason : asfd]

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 12:49 PM. Reason : CL is mostly scum. trying to find one another way.]

4/18/2010 12:47:51 PM

I agree that most of the time it is not worth it- but you can find some diamonds through CL- jlancas03 found an awesome johnson motor buying from some old retired guy who had nothing to do other than take care of his boats (and I think it was out in the middle of no where)- just ask the mo-fo's to send ya a pic (I've always gotten one when I asked)

4/18/2010 12:52:33 PM

yeah, you can find some gems for sure

4/18/2010 12:53:44 PM

i love buying stuff when people just need it gone- it has also saved me some trips to the dump and made me not feel bad for throwing stuff out (whenever I moved out of a place and I had stuff I didn't want, I would just leave it allll outside and post a "first to come" ad)



oh, and I just checked- I didn't win the powerball

4/18/2010 12:55:55 PM

yeah, i've gotten some deals on there lately. last weekend i got a solid maple round kitchen table with a leaf and 4 matching chairs for $125, a GE fridge for $150, and a stihl weedeater for $75. saved a ton over buying new.

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 1:01 PM. Reason : riding mower, some bedroom furniture, and a TV are all that's really left for the new place]

4/18/2010 1:00:18 PM

hell yeah, those are some good deals ya got thur... I haven't been looking in a while, simply because I really don't need anything- the last thing I saw that I about bought was a coleman 3 burner camping stove, but I think I found another style I want more, and will end up getting new using my dividends from REI

4/18/2010 1:02:04 PM

the kind that uses the propane bottles or the kind that burns the white fuel you have to pump manually?

i got one of the old school manual ones off tww for like $15

4/18/2010 1:04:28 PM

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Rich-Christensen-takes-a-dump-614478.html - Watch more http://www.break.com

2:35 - "I TOOK A DUMP"


This video never gets old for me son.

4/18/2010 1:36:53 PM

it's funny how you go through a lot of bullshit just to end up right back where you started.... where you were suppose to be the whole time. Oh well, can't change the past, but I am looking forward to our future.

4/18/2010 1:41:03 PM

there won't be a future after I break you two up, and steal you for myself

Just so that you know, I plan on doing things to you in the bedroom that you're going to regret for YEARS...

4/18/2010 1:43:34 PM

might've found one in Dunn

4/18/2010 1:44:29 PM

Quote :

"yeah, i've gotten some deals on there lately."

yeah dude, i buy all kinds of stuff from craigslist...i've gotten some killer deals on there from people who just needed stuff gone and needed cash.

4/18/2010 1:44:34 PM

5^ i was genuinely interested in that video but that unnecessary ~ music made it intolerable

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 1:45 PM. Reason : asdf]

4/18/2010 1:44:50 PM

Weeds...how I love thee

4/18/2010 1:46:13 PM

Quote :

"5^ i was genuinely interested in that video but that unnecessary ~ music made it intolerable"

That's the actual music from the show, lol. I just like the part where he says "I took a dump", which I gave you the time for btw. You should have just fast forwarded to 2:35 and then you'd have heard it without the music (Or just turned off the sound until 2:35). Simple shit, really.

I'm not a fan of music in videos about cars and shit either, but this is one of the only videos you're going to find on this incident that shows the whole thing and the "dump statement".

4/18/2010 1:47:49 PM

do weed lollipops exist?

4/18/2010 1:49:06 PM

^ I think that's real, yes. A THC containing lollypop at least.

4/18/2010 1:50:42 PM

i mean they have ones with fentanyl..but we all know how much more dangerous THC is

4/18/2010 1:52:23 PM

Apparently I'm dead son, it doesn't seem any different than being alive though.

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4/18/2010 1:54:02 PM