lol that he still has the hair band

5/3/2011 3:22:00 PM

more like why hire a lawyer if you're INNOCENT???????

no one reads the 49th post

5/3/2011 3:22:37 PM

john pearson didn't get a lawyer, but had sex with her therefore he didn't do it.

Brad got a lawyer, and also had sex with here therefore he did do it.


and was he dropping the bomb that Katie was JP's!!! cause i though that CPD did DNA testing?

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:24 PM. Reason : s]

5/3/2011 3:23:01 PM

This has to be the most bizarre closing I've ever seen. It's like the defense and prosecution have switched roles.

5/3/2011 3:23:51 PM

lol

that's what he thinks of himself.

5/3/2011 3:25:16 PM

he needs to wrap this up. ive got to do a phone interview.

but i need to go dig that router up with the fxo port first.

5/3/2011 3:25:22 PM

listened for 20 minutes on the way home. this closing arguement is TURRIBLE

5/3/2011 3:25:31 PM

exxxxxxxceptional.

um guy, i'm pretty sure that was probably his performance rating. you know. by his manager. meanwhile your rating is not-exxxxxxxxxceptional.

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:25 PM. Reason : grammar.]

5/3/2011 3:25:35 PM

there's enough people sayin it - makes it true right?

5/3/2011 3:26:22 PM

Did he even prepare a closing? Jesus, all the man is doing is picking out bits of testimony from his notes.

I can't believe he's using that "you people are stupid" tone with the jurors...that'll make them listen I'm sure...

5/3/2011 3:27:00 PM

She is a doctor and she has boobies.

5/3/2011 3:27:27 PM

It is important because she is a doctor, she is a runner and she wears a sports bra.

But I'm not going to show it to you.

5/3/2011 3:27:56 PM

dude sounds like forrest gump

5/3/2011 3:28:04 PM

I got a picture here, but i'm not gonna show it to you, hahah

5/3/2011 3:28:04 PM

i like seeing greg fishel's flashing head with an umbrella on it every time i post ITT

5/3/2011 3:28:31 PM

i like how he humps the podium

5/3/2011 3:28:32 PM

HOLLERIN'!

5/3/2011 3:28:39 PM

HEY YALL

I SLEEP IN MY JEANS SO I CAN TAKE MY DOG OUT WHEN SHE WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE I'M LAZY OK

5/3/2011 3:28:54 PM

was he air humping the podium, hahahahahahahaha

5/3/2011 3:29:04 PM

Quote :

"Where is marisa tomei when you need her. tire tracks "

No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

5/3/2011 3:29:16 PM

hahah do you? thats retarded

5/3/2011 3:29:28 PM

this is hilarious

he's trying to act like the "cool" lawyer.

OH I'M NOT GONNA WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THE VIDEO LIKE THAT SQUARE KURTZ DID

lol

please like me

5/3/2011 3:29:37 PM

christ i am having a hard time with this. please jurors have some common sense!

5/3/2011 3:29:50 PM

hahaha thanks for posting that jadn

5/3/2011 3:30:14 PM

No but if I told enough people you'd believe and start talking about me sleeping in my jeans.

5/3/2011 3:30:35 PM

^5 gg!

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:31 PM. Reason : 5]

5/3/2011 3:30:48 PM

imma tell people

5/3/2011 3:30:57 PM

I love it every time Cummings says the B word.

5/3/2011 3:31:10 PM

I'm gonna sue that bitch for lyin ta me -- lyin about me

5/3/2011 3:31:33 PM

"The part about is is Lyin' about it"

5/3/2011 3:31:41 PM

THE PART ABOUT IT IS THE LYIN ABOUT IT!!!!1

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:32 PM. Reason : ^ lol nice, you thought it was awesome too]

5/3/2011 3:31:42 PM

"i'm gonna sue that BITCH"

pure gold!

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:33 PM. Reason : that]

5/3/2011 3:32:06 PM

THAT BITCH

5/3/2011 3:32:13 PM

i'm going to mention stuff but not show it to you, cause yall already know he's guilty riiight?

use your common sense

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:33 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2011 3:32:20 PM

REALLY?

5/3/2011 3:32:38 PM

Is there gonna be a buzzer that goes off when time is up?

5/3/2011 3:32:41 PM

Aha mdozer73 I was wondering the same thing about the cup. Chick fil a is closer and better.

5/3/2011 3:32:45 PM

YOU USE YOUR COMMON SENSE YOU GOD DAMNED IMBECILE

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

JESUS FUCK GOD DAMN IT

5/3/2011 3:33:43 PM

"an intentional act is when I intend to assault a person"

5/3/2011 3:34:31 PM

Right handed?

Guilty.

5/3/2011 3:34:52 PM

Is he trying to kill himself?

5/3/2011 3:34:54 PM

*dramatic pause*

5/3/2011 3:34:58 PM

nm

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2011 3:35:03 PM

"I've got it. At the end of my closing, I'm going to show how much experience I have choking someone out."

5/3/2011 3:36:04 PM

motherfucker

what in the hell?

5/3/2011 3:36:04 PM

is this supposed to be powerful and moving?

5/3/2011 3:36:08 PM

what the fuck is this guy doing?

WORST CLOSING ARGUMENT EVER.

As much as I hate to say it because Boz is a dick, they should have just left it at his remarks. This guy is terrible.

5/3/2011 3:36:08 PM

hahaha i guess those seconds were important

5/3/2011 3:36:32 PM

BC's life is completely drained out of him

5/3/2011 3:36:40 PM

is that her mother crying?

that man is cold

[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:37 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2011 3:37:09 PM