Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
8/18/2010 5:50:28 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
I feel like I should start sending out startling confessions just to get this thread rolling again.
I know we're full of sin, TWW, and there's got to be a lot more that we're not sharing. 8/18/2010 9:15:32 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "for the first time in my 20 something years alive, i'm finally starting to feel sexy/pretty and having other people say the same about me... it is possibly the best feeling i've ever had in my entire life " |
8/18/2010 10:04:34 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
^ 8/18/2010 10:09:48 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I bet I know who sent that 8/18/2010 10:12:03 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I agree with that last confession you received.
Completely. I fucking love it." |
yay for positive people 8/18/2010 10:13:10 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
I'm glad to have helped. 8/18/2010 10:34:34 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I, too, know who sent that PM 8/18/2010 11:41:57 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I guess everyone on T-Dub leads good lives now. 8/18/2010 11:52:29 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I cheated on my wife on Sunday night. " |
Counter point. ^8/19/2010 7:52:12 AM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the lady that was doing my hair the last time that i got it done was really really cute... i kinda wanted to hit on her, but i had no idea how to go about it since i'm a chick and i've never done it before " |
8/19/2010 9:06:05 AM |
BubbleBobble Veteran :3 114329 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i havent been laid in over 1.5 years. i havent been kissed in almost a year i think i am a loser " |
8/19/2010 9:27:48 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
8/19/2010 9:31:49 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ambrosia1231 is a fucking moron if she thinks she'll be able to safely live out of her car for a while, especially with a damned cat." |
8/19/2010 9:38:59 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Rofl.
For that person, I suspect the cat is just icing on the cake.
And I feel sorry for the people who aren't able to get past the usual kneejerk reactions. Especially since it takes just a split second of actual thought to realize what silly reactions those are. 8/19/2010 9:43:53 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Damn bb, THAT'S a confession.
I'll take some! 8/19/2010 9:46:16 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Its Thursday night, I'm drinking alone in my apartment. I, too, feel I've become a loser " |
What iteration of the "I'm drinking alone = I'm a loser" confession is this?8/19/2010 9:47:54 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think egyeyes is a really special, sweet gal. " |
8/19/2010 9:49:14 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i feel the same way your last confession felt about feeling attractive except a manly version of that. A chick in a car that passed me kept looking at me and I will just assume she thought i was attractive and don't want to think of other alternatives. " |
8/19/2010 10:07:38 PM |
BubbleBobble Veteran :3 114329 Posts user info edit post |
I think if I ever want to confess anything for this thread, khcadwal will be the first one I confess to 8/19/2010 10:28:46 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "OH SHIT INTERNAL SERVER ERROR" |
Quote : | "I think that Kiwi chick is alright." |
8/19/2010 10:36:43 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I watched porn for like two hours this evening when I had several other things I really needed to be doing. " |
8/19/2010 11:55:17 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahaha 8/19/2010 11:56:02 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think I am going to watch porn right now and enjoy myself for a bit." |
8/20/2010 8:56:02 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't dare post in the beach body thread
...because I quite enjoy creeping @ all the pictures and I treat the No Creeper rule like a EULA: if I post in that thread, I agree to abide by that rule.
jaZon spurred this confession. He called his body childlike; I see a body that would be one of the first to get a response if he were to respond to my craigslist ad.
Thanks, lucyinthesky, for getting all these dudes to post pictures. Nom Nom Nom" |
8/20/2010 9:20:25 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
lolol 8/20/2010 9:21:03 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^^ hahaha i love it 8/20/2010 9:22:24 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I accidentally (kind of) locked my cat in the laundry room all night. He ran in there when I was getting something out, and I closed him in on purpose because I called him to come out and he just stared at me like he always does, and I'm tired of him running in there and staying every time I open the door. I figured I'd shut him in for 10 minutes or something and then let him out. But I forgot. So I fed him this morning and couldn't find him and then was like "oh shit " " |
8/20/2010 9:31:08 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i've totally started a conversation or two on here based on pictures posted in that challenge thread " |
Awww. 8/20/2010 9:32:33 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
8/20/2010 9:40:35 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i really want to find another female to try a threesome with the guy i'm seeing... i just have no clue how to go about finding another chick " |
I find its best to ask for a menage-a-trois, which makes it sound far more eloquent. If the third party does not speak French, let them know that three is a crowd, except in bed.8/20/2010 9:57:40 AM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "your thighs give me a boner " |
8/20/2010 3:06:52 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't have sex with moths" |
8/20/2010 3:52:34 PM |
JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "One particular TWWer has made my life complicated over the past few days." |
8/20/2010 3:56:58 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am impressed with how quickly you got it together and look good! gg
Gotta be honest, not really into blonds but you are a good looking dude. " |
8/20/2010 3:59:25 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I accidentally (kind of) locked my cat in the laundry room all night. He ran in there when I was getting something out, and I closed him in on purpose because I called him to come out and he just stared at me like he always does, and I'm tired of him running in there and staying every time I open the door. I figured I'd shut him in for 10 minutes or something and then let him out. But I forgot. So I fed him this morning and couldn't find him and then was like "oh shit" " |
cats learn well from isolation hope he didn't go on anything 8/20/2010 4:49:01 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i had a cat got locked in my car by accident once.
that was bad news. 8/20/2010 8:07:09 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't mingle with my coworkers. Not even my supervisors or managers. I prefer to maintain a professional-work relationship and nothing more. I think this intimidates a lot of my coworkers. I enjoy the fact that my coworkers don't know how to approach me when it comes to anything unrelated to work. This keeps my day fairly simple and drama free. " |
This can be a good or a bad thing, depending.8/20/2010 9:44:40 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
that's a bad thing. probably will see numerous promotions go to others and not develop any enjoyment out of work. 8/21/2010 1:11:24 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I will take a confession. 8/21/2010 1:10:34 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "after reading that confession about a girl creeping in the beach body thread I might post in there.. you don't see many girl creepers that will admit it even in an anon confession. " |
I've creeped out on some of those guys publicly and got chastised for it. 8/21/2010 1:59:07 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89760 Posts user info edit post |
Punchmonk touched my arm once, and it made me uncomfortable. 8/21/2010 2:12:43 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89760 Posts user info edit post |
Punchmonk touched my arm once, and it made me uncomfortable. 8/21/2010 2:12:43 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
worth a double post. 8/21/2010 2:14:14 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
I've never been lucky enough to have punchmonk touch me 8/21/2010 2:15:22 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Goal in life is to touch LunaK......'s arm. 8/21/2010 2:17:57 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89760 Posts user info edit post |
One time, punchmonk cornered me in an elevator, hit the emergency stop button, and proceeded to pass gas for 20 minutes. That also made me uncomfortable 8/21/2010 2:22:01 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i think she does that to all the new premies 8/21/2010 2:24:03 PM |
BubbleBobble Veteran :3 114329 Posts user info edit post |
^^LOL 8/21/2010 2:37:22 PM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
wait i never got a dutch elevator
punchmonk doesnt love me 8/21/2010 2:38:53 PM |