What am I going to do this week?

Clean house and laundry and continue looking for mutha fuckin work...

4/18/2010 10:20:56 PM

I just made a whoooole lot of egg salad.

It's seasoned just right, too. I'm looking forward to moar lunch tomorrow. Also, I predict that my dinner friday will consist of eating that shit straight from the casserole dish.

And now, sleep.

4/18/2010 10:21:04 PM

wtf I have a headache like I'm dehydrated but I've had plenty of water today

ow

4/18/2010 10:21:57 PM

mmmm egg salad. i am poor but i need some groceries. i need:

milk
eggs
bread
turkey
chips
spaghetti sauce
some veggies

i think i can make do with that for awhile cause i have TONS of pasta and TONS of frozen chicken breasts. so i guess i'll just eat salad and chicken for the rest of my life lol.

4/18/2010 10:24:18 PM

I'll take you grocery shopping

but you're not going to like what it's going to cost you

4/18/2010 10:25:31 PM

Early to bed night.

Gah I wish I could be at Lutheridge this summer...I was just thinking about what I would be doing this time on a Sunday night during the summer. We would be in an area staff meeting talking about our campers.

4/18/2010 10:25:35 PM

^^ if it doesn't cost me $$$ i think i can handle it.

4/18/2010 10:26:10 PM

^

4/18/2010 10:27:06 PM

no, it won't cost you any money. Just your dignity...

4/18/2010 10:27:10 PM

me well didn't really have any of that left anyway

4/18/2010 10:28:33 PM

awwww, when you post like that, it makes me empathize with you... makes me want to help you out. makes me want to open up all of the professional resources and connections that I have to help you do well.

then, I remember that you're a cold hearted mailbox-head that ended my relationship
then, I just want to defile you while you're naked and crying in the corner

4/18/2010 10:30:51 PM

anything is possible if you buy me groceries lol

4/18/2010 10:33:12 PM

deal
$200 limit. no chocolate (because chocolate makes women smile)

4/18/2010 10:34:21 PM

^^

4/18/2010 10:34:45 PM

FYI

NEW to catch a predator

4/18/2010 10:36:06 PM

There are times where I REALLY hate living next to the pool. There's this middle aged couple in the hot tub, arguing about if they have anything left in common. They're very drunk, very loud, and annoying the living shit out of me.

4/18/2010 10:37:15 PM

Quote :

"no chocolate (because chocolate makes women smile) "

i don't really like chocolate anyway! only occasionally some extra dark chocolate. but only SOMETIMES.

4/18/2010 10:38:36 PM

yeah, I don't really have anything else to say. I'm slowly realizing that I e-cockblocked myself in the last post... :-/

4/18/2010 10:40:12 PM

drunk + hot tub = danger

4/18/2010 10:41:41 PM

I mean, they either need to fuck already, or go home.

4/18/2010 10:42:39 PM

half marathon....fuck yeah lets do it

4/18/2010 10:44:05 PM

i wish i had pistachios

4/18/2010 10:44:45 PM

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1067569657078

4/18/2010 10:45:00 PM

^^ or pistachio ICE CREAM?

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : h]

4/18/2010 10:46:04 PM

i haven't had pistachio icecream in a long ass time. i used to not like it so i haven't tried it again recently

but i do LOVE salty and sweet combined snacks. so maybe it would be good.

4/18/2010 10:47:02 PM

i would down some daquiri ice ice cream from BR

4/18/2010 10:50:02 PM

^ hottie

4/18/2010 10:50:40 PM

I am in such a fucking rut

4/18/2010 10:51:07 PM

4/18/2010 10:51:21 PM

^^ then go bust a fucking nut


HAHAAHHAAH I WIN I RHYMED BITCHES

4/18/2010 10:52:08 PM

can I pretend those are for me to make me feel better?

4/18/2010 10:52:20 PM

^^^^o ill give you a fuc... eh nevermind

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/18/2010 10:52:24 PM

those are for you, penis breath

4/18/2010 10:53:01 PM

THANK GOD THE FUCKERS LEFT.

4/18/2010 10:53:23 PM

I love it when you use our pet names in public


saps (and OBC)

4/18/2010 10:54:15 PM

4/18/2010 11:10:51 PM

4/18/2010 11:15:42 PM

Quote :

"WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE, NIGGA???"

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 11:22 PM. Reason : lol^]

4/18/2010 11:16:23 PM

no offense to the married and engaged

BUT I'M SO SICK OF SEEING PEOPLE GET ENGAGED

ugh

/rant

4/18/2010 11:56:36 PM

i hear that, i've got like 4 wedding to go to in the next couple months....damn

4/18/2010 11:57:50 PM

im just sick of seeing ugly ass engagement rings...

people got some bad taste

4/19/2010 12:00:29 AM

^^ujealous!

4/19/2010 12:00:37 AM

well maybe a little jealous

but also over it

and yea ugly rings are no good

4/19/2010 12:01:34 AM

free beers = free budlights = I think I'm gonna die after ten tonight

4/19/2010 12:03:40 AM

LOL at being jealous, def. not ready for that shit

4/19/2010 12:08:31 AM

well i'm jealous

sigh

4/19/2010 12:11:37 AM

you know, I've never thought about this before

but, I can say that I had my first kiss in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

because it's fucking true

TRUE STORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4/19/2010 12:13:04 AM

ugh i was cold and now i'm hot

geeeez

4/19/2010 1:02:52 AM

nu uh

4/19/2010 1:04:11 AM

i've got a future in rap sons

4/19/2010 1:05:55 AM