she's having a baby son

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 8:26 AM. Reason : 1227]

4/21/2010 8:26:07 AM

NAW

4/21/2010 8:28:05 AM

nooooooooo babies!!!!!


grad schools will call me on Friday to tell me their decision >.<

4/21/2010 8:56:58 AM

Babby

4/21/2010 9:01:51 AM

Almost got hit by a soccer mom in an SUV then my new coffee cup splooged on my pants. Today is going to be great.

4/21/2010 9:08:06 AM

i swear to christ i have no idea how some of these fucking idiots are even able to tie their own shoes, much less do their jobs.

it's taken me 9 fucking days to have something done that is no more than 2 mouse clicks and typing in my username.

fuck you.

fuck you.

fuck you.

fuck you.

4/21/2010 9:14:01 AM

i'm out of toilet paper...it's 9:22AM and I'm out of toilet paper!

4/21/2010 9:22:26 AM

sweet, don't need a Visa

4/21/2010 9:23:25 AM

I figured you had to be a woman since you were complaining about toilet paper, but I see you're a man.

So, you have no napkins, paper towels, rags, etc?

You can make due with a rag son, be a fucking man about it.

4/21/2010 9:23:45 AM

Headache before 9:30.... Sure to be a sign of a good day

4/21/2010 9:24:34 AM

i smell popcorn! godamn i want popcorn now

4/21/2010 9:24:45 AM

i have paper towels but i dont like taking the risk of flushing those. i'm just gonna use the bathroom at the front desk on my way out.

4/21/2010 9:25:08 AM

I feel like shit

4/21/2010 9:26:58 AM

Throw them in the trash can son.

I'm sorry that I'm having to teach you how to wipe your ass properly, but

0. Take paper towel, tear into 4 equal sized squares
1. Wet the paper towel squares
2. Wipe your ass with the squares
3. Repeat as necessary
4. One final wipe with a dry paper towel
5. Pull pants back up
6. Zip/button/buckle
7. Leave restroom.

4/21/2010 9:27:31 AM

ew, Saab doesn't wash his hands.

4/21/2010 9:28:19 AM

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER WIPING YOUR ASS, DUMMY?

(PLUS, YOU'VE WASTED THE PAPER TOWELS ON ASS WIPING, SO NOW YOU HAVE NONE LEFT TO DRY YOUR HANDS WITH WERE YOU TO ATTEMPT TO WASH THEM SON.)

4/21/2010 9:28:48 AM

Dunno, but I can't imagine that poop flakes taste very good.

4/21/2010 9:29:21 AM

THEY'RE CALLED "FLECKS", NOT FUCKING "FLAKES", ASSHOLE.

4/21/2010 9:29:59 AM

I've lost my will to argue over poop residue.

4/21/2010 9:30:36 AM

just FYI to everyone, tomorrow is Denim Day: http://supportdenimday.com

4/21/2010 9:59:35 AM

Kanye approves.

4/21/2010 10:00:14 AM

^ he's not wearing jeans in that picture...

4/21/2010 10:00:45 AM

That jacket looks a bit small son.

4/21/2010 10:00:59 AM

Umm, it's a Jean (DENIM) Jacket. Dur.

4/21/2010 10:01:22 AM

Ummmm read the link and you'll see it's about wearing JEANS. Like pants. That go on your legs.

4/21/2010 10:02:08 AM

Does that mean it's supposed to be small son?

4/21/2010 10:02:09 AM

imma wear my canadian tuxedo

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 10:03 AM. Reason : more holidays that are merely corporate plugs woop woop]

4/21/2010 10:02:38 AM

My definition of Denim includes Jean Jackets. Don't hate.


But OK fine, Kanye still approves.

4/21/2010 10:03:55 AM

FINE, IGNORE THE QUESTION SON.

4/21/2010 10:04:22 AM

Kanye wears what Kanye wants. And if Kanye wants a small 80s style jean jacket, then Kanye gets a small 80s style jean jacket.

4/21/2010 10:05:56 AM

Quote :

"more holidays that are merely corporate plugs woop woop"

If that was about Denim Day, I'm not talking about the one that I think Lee Jeans promotes...

Just so everyone is aware, this is what Denim Day is about (not the Lee Jeans Denim Day):

Quote :

"In 1992, an 18-year-old girl in Italy was picked-up by her driving instructor to begin a driving lesson. Soon after, she was raped on the side of the road by the instructor. She pressed charges and won her case. The instructor appealed, and the case went to the Italian High Court. In 1999, the Court overturned the conviction with a member of the High Court declaring that since the victim wore very tight jeans, the instructor could not have removed them himself, therefore the victim must have willingly participated. "

ALSO... Interact is having a candlelight vigil for victims of sexual assault if anyone wants to attend... tomorrow at 6 pm

4/21/2010 10:06:32 AM

fun:https://wbx-files.s3.amazonaws.com/jacksonpollock_by_miltos_manetas.swf

4/21/2010 10:30:01 AM

our sod is getting mowed

4/21/2010 10:53:51 AM

separate thought...new post


where do we want to stay when we go to Vegas in October?
we've stayed at Flamingo (blpptt) and TI (!!)
looks like the bride & groom are staying at MGM
we really liked TI...so do we want to stay there again, or stay somewhere else?
I liked NY NY when we went
should we stay at MGM since that's where they will be?
hmm...

4/21/2010 11:19:23 AM

Planet Hollywood was awesome. Of course, it's the only place I've stayed.

Every room is a different movie/actor theme. We were in the Arnold Schwarzeneggar room. Lucy was in the Misery (movie) room!

And the casino is awesome at nighttime because they have the Pleasure Pit. Check out pics online to see what it is.

4/21/2010 11:21:07 AM

Icke Picke pö
bodde på en ö,
ön börja brinna
Alla börja springa
utom Icke Picke Pö
för han var redan dö.

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 11:22 AM. Reason : ahhh the songs of my youth ]

4/21/2010 11:22:16 AM

^^^ MGM would be nice to stay close to the bride and groom

But PH is super close and the Pleasure Pit is awesome

4/21/2010 11:24:50 AM

81/4....where is your god now?

4/21/2010 11:28:00 AM

oooh pleasure pit haha

MGM looks to be about in the same range as TI (but TI is driving me crazy right now cause I can't find the damn audio off button on its website )
NY NY is about the same too
PH is a little more

4/21/2010 11:40:32 AM

yay Vegas weddings


If I had a choice between TI and MGM, I'd pick MGM.

4/21/2010 11:48:26 AM

Yeah I'm kinda leaning toward staying somewhere we haven't stayed before, so I think it'll either be MGM or NYNY. get a different perspective of the strip...

4/21/2010 11:54:54 AM

how bout just turn down your speakers

4/21/2010 11:56:04 AM

cause I was trying to listen to my own music...I just closed the browser to the main page once I got the info I needed

4/21/2010 12:03:42 PM

4/21/2010 12:05:09 PM

I had no idea the Canadians were so clingy

4/21/2010 12:19:35 PM

I'm clingy son.

4/21/2010 12:37:41 PM

ARE YOU IGNORING ME???

4/21/2010 12:38:14 PM

4/21/2010 12:39:24 PM

Why are you avoiding me? Why are you so mean and distant?

4/21/2010 12:41:58 PM

4/21/2010 12:42:25 PM