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4/21/2010 4:14:06 PM

what DIY home project I want to tackle next...

4/21/2010 4:16:51 PM

phlebolith is a weird word

4/21/2010 4:20:55 PM

bling bling

4/21/2010 4:28:12 PM

we're about to get a nice little rain shower bring it on! my plants, veggies & sod are waiting

4/21/2010 4:30:37 PM

ok so i guess i'm going to graduation after all.

my College of Education graduation is at Martin Middle School. anyone been there? is it small? can i bring 5 peeps with me to cheer me on? will i cross the stage and get my name called?

I NEED ANSWERS PLS

4/21/2010 4:52:54 PM

I went to Martin Middle School, but I haven't been there in more than 10 years, so I don't really know how big it is now, both because it may have expanded, and because I was like half my current size back then.

4/21/2010 4:54:48 PM

well that's no help

hopefully my advisor emails back soonish

4/21/2010 4:55:46 PM

who opened up TWW on the Ipad in the bookstore??? you could've said hey

4/21/2010 5:08:52 PM

I'm thinking this place sucks a fat cock today son.

4/21/2010 5:14:14 PM

you may be correct

4/21/2010 5:14:45 PM

Oh, I know I am son.

4/21/2010 5:39:35 PM

they will call your name out at your departmental graduation

4/21/2010 5:41:17 PM

with the volume and frequency of which im blaring the new crystal castles album

my neighbors may murder me in my sleep

4/21/2010 5:42:00 PM

AS WELL THEY SHOULD SON.

4/21/2010 5:43:55 PM

^^^Will I be able to bring 5 people to watch me walk across the stage?

4/21/2010 5:53:35 PM

i doubt that they will make someone leave

4/21/2010 5:54:13 PM

i guess i just don't know how big the place is, how many kids actually go to graduation, and how many seats they have available. hopefully my advisor will answer my email soonish.

4/21/2010 5:55:57 PM

i get to graduate in Reynolds

that's cool as shit imo

4/21/2010 5:56:48 PM

why do guys only hit on me when I look like shit or if they're shit-faced drunk.

4/21/2010 5:58:24 PM

oh dang, that is cool

i get some rinky dink middle school

4/21/2010 5:59:02 PM

OMFG

This guy on my FB has the following status.

Quote :

"XXXXXXXXXXX is ready for dinner i think i'm going to have a furless burger and a side of thighs tonight"

And an hour before that, he had this up.

Quote :

"XXXXXXXXXXX is ready for some pie"

Does that mean what I think it means?

4/21/2010 6:36:04 PM

yes

4/21/2010 6:36:29 PM

i know that i'm not, but i know that i must be

4/21/2010 7:15:28 PM

wtf???? one second its, "you are waiting in the queue. there are 2 requests ahead of you."

and the next it's "you are waiting in the queue. there are 5 requests ahead of you."


HOW THE HELL DID THREE PEOPLE JUMP AHEAD OF ME??? WHAT IS THE POINT OF A QUEUE!?!?!

4/21/2010 7:19:50 PM

Jesus Christ, this is that guy's status now:

Quote :

"XXXXXXXXXX IS IT PIE 30TY YET"

4/21/2010 7:23:26 PM

now time for serious

i worked my way all the way down to number 1 in the queue just to get kicked back up to number 5!

4/21/2010 7:29:55 PM

Sorry son, you don't get trashed and beat women, so I can't read your obviously non-serious message.

(It ain't that I haven't ingested god damned chemical on the planet already ho, I just don't have a need for any of them, and certainly not the shittiest drug on earth, anymore. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a dumb stuck up bitch.)

4/21/2010 7:34:23 PM

why isnt the phillies/braves game on espn

4/21/2010 7:36:04 PM

^^who are you talkin to son?

4/21/2010 7:38:09 PM

A dumb whore who thinks way too highly of herself.

4/21/2010 7:41:54 PM

there's lots of those around here

4/21/2010 7:43:47 PM

Actually, no pity.


NO MOE KISSY FACE SON.

4/21/2010 7:50:03 PM

gosh i could really use some good luck right about now

4/21/2010 8:17:40 PM

You know when I come home from a 5 hour rehearsal, say that I've had a headache all day and my shoulder is acting up do you really think it's in your favor to ask me to clean the kitchen up?

Do you really think I'm in the mood to cook dinner when I'm not even hungry myself?

Do you really think I feel like cleaning up the living room right now?

I can't even extend my damn arm and you are complaining to me that the cats got poop stuck to them and it got on the floor. You've been sitting there looking at poop on the floor for 4 hours waiting for me to get home to clean it up?


UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm laying in bed turning on some netflix and going to sleep. Fuck you too.

4/21/2010 8:23:56 PM

NICE. That last post worked.

4/21/2010 8:24:40 PM

I'm playing on an iPad!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

4/21/2010 8:25:27 PM

apparently there is a meteor shower tonight?

4/21/2010 9:13:15 PM

I don't know if the clouds will clear up enough for you to see it in NC son.

Where are you OLEBLUE?

4/21/2010 9:14:00 PM

oh im in Raleigh. It had a cleared up earlier when the sun was out....idk how it is now

4/21/2010 9:18:53 PM

Yeah you might get a good view son. It looks like it won't be too cloudy son, I just checked.

4/21/2010 9:21:25 PM

OH WHAT A COCK BLOCK

4/21/2010 9:21:59 PM

NO MOE KISSY FACE.

4/21/2010 9:24:58 PM

should i make fun of her for her super gay facebook status from last night

4/21/2010 9:30:02 PM

4/21/2010 9:41:34 PM

http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

cant stop lookin

4/21/2010 9:46:56 PM

YAWN

4/21/2010 9:47:40 PM

the cat actually made me crack a smile

4/21/2010 9:57:22 PM

fuck i forgot to buy some lottery tickets. the odds are actually worth playing it now

4/21/2010 9:58:16 PM

oh hey lookie there. steve vai on american idol. meeting him was one of the coolest moments of my life. insert happy feeling /insert

4/21/2010 10:01:05 PM