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And that person coulda made it hot pink for me.

Don't be such an ass.

Ass.

DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS PAGE GREEN!

4/22/2010 10:42:41 AM

goodbye green

4/22/2010 10:42:47 AM

kinda nice not to have to worry about getting a parking ticket today - oh the simple joys of getting an oil change

4/22/2010 11:38:21 AM

you are being ridiculous

4/22/2010 12:20:46 PM

Paper Heart was meh...very very meh.

Should've watched something else.

But now...grocery store time.

4/22/2010 12:31:14 PM

15,000 posts on TWW

4/22/2010 12:32:15 PM

burts bees pomegranate sucks

4/22/2010 12:57:54 PM

Retail parking lots in Cary make me want to kill people.

4/22/2010 1:40:34 PM

Naw.

4/22/2010 1:45:00 PM

4/22/2010 2:20:07 PM

You could kill people like this son

4/22/2010 2:21:01 PM

Apparently if you leave gmail logged in and someone is on both computers they can talk to each other in an IM with someone else, leaving the person in the middle really fucking confused.

4/22/2010 2:23:43 PM

That's not very nice son.

4/22/2010 2:24:34 PM

hahahahhaha fuck yes we got a boat

4/22/2010 2:28:23 PM

^^

best way to converse ever

4/22/2010 2:28:34 PM

Methinks he might start logging out of his e-mail now

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 2:33 PM. Reason : or I can wait till he leaves it open at my place and we can all 3 be the same person]

4/22/2010 2:31:54 PM

Quote :

"hahahahhaha fuck yes we got a boat"

I reserved a boat for tomorrow son!!!

4/22/2010 2:32:49 PM

always love it when girls who don't have an ounce of fat on them post pictures of themselves in bikinis with the caption, "OMG I AM SO FAT!!! UGHHH"

4/22/2010 2:38:11 PM

^ attention whores


my nail broke

4/22/2010 2:39:49 PM

Me: So, I tried to sign up for HD NET, but I don't have it.

TWC Rep: Oh, no, you do.

Me: No, I don't.

TWC Rep: Wait, I see the problem. You were signed up for the Entertainment Sports Package Tier. You need to sign up for the Entertainment Sports Package. It's totally different. They sound the same over the phone, so this happens all the time.

Me: OK. So can I switch?

TWC Rep: Sure. I think I did it right. If you don't see the channel by tomorrow night, please call back and navigate 18 different menus to wait on hold for a half-hour, and we might be able to help you.

Me: Hey, now none of my channels work.

TWC Rep: Crickets




[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : x]

4/22/2010 2:41:15 PM

my free movie ticket coupon expired

^there's a recent thread for that

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : lkj]

4/22/2010 2:41:36 PM

Quote :

"always love it when girls who don't have an ounce of fat on them post pictures of themselves in bikinis with the caption, "OMG I AM SO FAT!!! UGHHH""

Always love it when dudes have piles of knives and post pictures of themselves with knives and say "THESE KNIVES MAKE MY DICK FEEL LIKE IT'S 10FT LONG SON!!! UGHHHH!!!"

4/22/2010 2:47:11 PM

nooooooo

4/22/2010 2:50:24 PM

^ What? You upset that my penis isn't actually 10ft long?

4/22/2010 2:52:55 PM

Yes. Shattered dreams, son.

4/22/2010 2:53:22 PM

LOL

4/22/2010 2:53:36 PM

I love Biore nose strips.

4/22/2010 2:54:44 PM

\☹

4/22/2010 2:55:10 PM

^^I used those things a few times in high school, and they never worked well enough for the money I spent on them

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 2:55 PM. Reason : ^^]

4/22/2010 2:55:41 PM

whats the best place online to buy cornhole bags?

4/22/2010 2:55:44 PM

Um, wtf?

4/22/2010 2:56:44 PM

^^

4/22/2010 2:57:59 PM

yawn, I hate writing papers. HATE HATE HATE

4/22/2010 3:09:19 PM

gimme some money and I'll write it for you

4/22/2010 3:11:22 PM

How about sexual favors instead of money?

4/22/2010 3:12:08 PM

i'm really sad that i think i may have lost that ring

4/22/2010 3:21:14 PM

nuva?

4/22/2010 3:21:32 PM

hahaha... no - but that made me laugh

4/22/2010 3:22:04 PM

I lose a pair of shoes every night....

4/22/2010 3:22:24 PM

Cold Stone ... delivery?

4/22/2010 3:27:57 PM

Cock screen

WEAR IT.

4/22/2010 3:47:03 PM

my throat hurts....

4/22/2010 3:50:30 PM

i am having the hardest time studying.

its gonna bite me in the ass at 7 am

4/22/2010 3:52:12 PM

Old school South Park doesn't really age well, but I find it hilarious.

4/22/2010 3:52:28 PM

^^^ You weren't wearing the cock screen.

4/22/2010 3:52:48 PM

My back kind of hurts and I have no idea why.

4/22/2010 3:55:13 PM

Fuck you coke for stealing my $1.25
and thanks to the nice gentleman at the help desk for trying to buy me another one

4/22/2010 4:02:26 PM

I'm absolutly crushed right now.

4/22/2010 4:06:53 PM

Sweet potato falafel? May have to try that.

4/22/2010 4:08:03 PM

WHERE IS NICKLEPICKLE

I SENT HER A PM AND SHE DIDNT REPLY

NOW RAGGED IS CRUSHED


TWW BREAKUP DRAMA!?!?!??

4/22/2010 4:09:06 PM