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4/23/2010 5:23:43 PM

omjebus

4/23/2010 5:46:46 PM

lol at the string of cookie cake-related searches on my computer. I'm glad I just saw that now and it didn't ruin the surprise.

4/23/2010 5:56:53 PM

Widespread Panic!

4/23/2010 6:14:52 PM

that's how a cowgirl says goodbye

4/23/2010 6:41:58 PM

plz to fast forward to sunday

4/23/2010 7:35:37 PM

why would anyone want to do that

4/23/2010 8:11:22 PM

i put an ad on craigslist (DONT LAUGH AT ME) for petsitting or dogwalking during the workday

and someone emailed me and wants more info

WTF do i tell them?

i come walk your fucking pet. what more do you want to know. why dont YOU tell ME what you want and i tell you if i can do it and how much it will cost

p.s. how much do dogwalkers charge these days?

4/23/2010 9:16:04 PM

I think the going rate is like $15 per animal per visit or something for sitting.

4/23/2010 9:17:52 PM

sweet thanks

i was going to say $10 but i'll do $15.

4/23/2010 9:18:35 PM

plz to fast forward to Monday

4/23/2010 9:45:23 PM

ew monday?

whyyyyy you want monday?

4/23/2010 9:48:34 PM

they might want to know if you will come to them, how far you'll drive, if you any vet experience... I dunno same stuff you would want to know about a baby sitter?

4/23/2010 9:54:52 PM

well i put that i would come to them and my vet experience in the ad

i guess i will just email back and ask what they want to know? and provide them with my references?

4/23/2010 9:57:15 PM

done working...

Now it's time to go sit out on the deck open a bottle of wine and listen to the ocean.

4/23/2010 10:00:13 PM

sounds like a good plan

4/23/2010 10:00:17 PM

true colors

At least I don't let this shit bother me

4/23/2010 10:01:49 PM

bored, tired and restless....dunno why

4/23/2010 10:28:41 PM

recent studies show infidelity in 8 out of 10 marriages in the US

WTF

i'm not getting married

first you have a 50% chance of getting divorced and then there's the whole 8/10 thing...so even if you aren't divorced you're getting cheated on.

that. is the suck. i don't think i'm emotionally stable enough to forgive a cheater.

4/23/2010 10:29:46 PM

I am way too excited about staying home on a friday night catching up on all my shows on hulu

4/23/2010 10:30:24 PM

I'm tired of this headache

4/23/2010 10:31:07 PM

Or you could just decide it's worth the risk and take what you've got at hand and worry about the future when it comes

4/23/2010 10:31:28 PM

so you moving to CO?

4/23/2010 10:31:56 PM

Yes.

The when is what's up in the air

4/23/2010 10:33:05 PM

Quote :

"Or you could just decide it's worth the risk and take what you've got at hand and worry about the future when it comes "

yea yea. i mean...that is what i think like 85% of the time but then i watch shit like this and it freaks me out. but i'm a worrier so...i worry

4/23/2010 10:33:11 PM

very cool! congrats!
dont worry you guys will figure stuff out

4/23/2010 10:34:04 PM

Exactly.

4/23/2010 10:35:16 PM

the kitten has forsaken the fake mice that she so adores--their usurper? a goddamn empty cardboard box...

4/23/2010 10:36:40 PM

hahaha. i don't even know why i bother buying my cats toys.

they always find something else i already had sitting around that they find much more enjoyable

4/23/2010 10:37:48 PM

My lymph nodes are swollen

It probably has something to do with my fucked up sinuses.

I really need to go see an ENT and figure out how to actually fix this. Steroid nasal sprays are not the answer: I've been through 5 different ones.

4/23/2010 10:38:51 PM

well. i recently had a VERY sore throat and SLIGHTLY swollen lymph nodes and it was strep

but i had no congestion or anything. so watch out for strep

4/23/2010 10:39:41 PM

well I've had lingering sinus pressure/pain for months (along with 4 sinus infections in the last 6 months)

my throat is fine at the moment, but who knows what will come of this :-/

4/23/2010 10:42:08 PM

omg this is so fucked up

chinese lady cheats on chinese husband with black man and gets preggers. doesn't say anything until baby pops out black and then chinese husband is like "WTF?!" and leaves

THEN chinese lady goes to black man's house to tell him about the baby. black man's preggers wife (that chinese lady didn't know about) opens the door. chinese lady tells her she just had black lady's husband's baby. black dude comes home and says that chinese lady is crazy and he's never seen her before.

people are whack.

4/23/2010 10:51:02 PM

OMG and the chinese husband MADE her give the baby up for adoption so that they could stay together.

what

the

fuck

people need to a) stop being cray cray and b) get over themselves.

4/23/2010 10:56:30 PM

my roommate just handed me my favorite beer and 4 chocolate chip cookes. best. night. ever.

4/23/2010 11:09:05 PM

4/23/2010 11:09:26 PM

NEW SAY YES TO THE DRESS

4/23/2010 11:23:46 PM

my friend was told by her mom that she gets to go to Kleinfield's when that day comes

4/23/2010 11:25:05 PM

very busy day tomorrow

4/23/2010 11:25:55 PM

god almighty
I HATE pete wentz

4/23/2010 11:26:43 PM

^^yeah dude i think we need to leave about 5:00

[Edited on April 23, 2010 at 11:29 PM. Reason : actually maybe 5:15 or so]

4/23/2010 11:28:45 PM

4/23/2010 11:29:07 PM

oh my mom told me I get to go to Kleinfelds!

but she probably only told me that b/c I dont' date anyone longer than like 2 weeks so odds of marriage are like....... none :/

4/23/2010 11:30:55 PM

4/23/2010 11:32:34 PM

haha aw I hope you do

my friend gets to go because she's the only child and I think she's the only niece on both sides

4/23/2010 11:33:23 PM

what is kleinfeld's?

4/23/2010 11:35:59 PM

^

4/23/2010 11:36:56 PM

I'm just spoiled

but it's not like I'll have a 20,000 limit for a dress or anything. Plus the ones I like best are the simpler/cheaper ones anyway (usually)

^,^^ it's the bridal salon in NYC that the show "say yes to the dress" is taped in.

4/23/2010 11:37:30 PM

even lamer than i suspected

4/23/2010 11:40:32 PM

i heard it wasn't that cool

but i say LIES to the person who told me that

that place looks amazing

but i can't imagine even spending $2000 on a dress. so.

plus i don't think i have any wedding money left maybe i do. i dunno. i try not to bring it up since i'm not engaged and it stresses my dad!

4/23/2010 11:41:58 PM