If only it could have been a knife fight son.

4/24/2010 3:45:14 PM

At first, I got a kick out of the comments people leave on youtube about dubstep songs, but it's sooo played out, and I'm annoyed by most of them now. Occasionally, someone will post something that I find amusing.

4/24/2010 4:23:47 PM

i'm going to gain 7 lbs in the next 2 months or die trying

4/24/2010 4:33:25 PM

fuck it, I'm going to walnut creek tonight

4/24/2010 4:41:54 PM

BALLNUT BEAK

4/24/2010 4:43:00 PM

naptime

4/24/2010 4:44:13 PM

I concur. So tired for some reason.

4/24/2010 5:03:51 PM

EVERYONE IS FUCKING TAKING A NAP.

QUIT BEING A BUNCH OF GOD DAMNED LAZY FUCKS AND GET YOUR THICK CHICK ASSES OVER TO MY HOME SON.

I ORDERED A THICK CHICK OVER TWO FUCKING HOURS AGO AND I STILL SEE NOTHING.

4/24/2010 5:05:08 PM

IF I DIE FROM BEERFEST I WANT A BOOTH IN MY HONOR AT JACKPOT.

4/24/2010 5:25:14 PM

LOL

4/24/2010 5:38:52 PM

great fucking day.


/sarcasm.

4/24/2010 6:34:21 PM

^ What's wrong son?

4/24/2010 6:36:19 PM

just seems like the question should be "what ISN'T wrong today"


that's just how shitty today is


the only bright side was that we beat 8 little girls in laser tag (11,600 to 225)

4/24/2010 6:38:04 PM

that is quite a victory indeed

4/24/2010 6:40:42 PM

yayyy

i put an ad on craigslist for babysitting and got an email!! i wonder if i should respond though cause i started thinking - who searches for sitters on CL? seems kinda sketch (as a parent). but whatevs. i need bling.

4/24/2010 7:56:53 PM

Quote :

"COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT"

[Edited on April 24, 2010 at 8:16 PM. Reason : say ^ three times fast]

4/24/2010 8:16:18 PM

blade trinity baby!!

hey punchmonk! what's up?? where ya been?

4/24/2010 8:16:54 PM

Quote :

"the only bright side was that we beat 8 little girls in laser tag (11,600 to 225) "

hahaha damn samwise!!! taking out the frustration in laser tag

4/24/2010 8:17:51 PM

Quote :

"hey punchmonk! what's up?? where ya been?"

I was thinking the same thing about you.

4/24/2010 8:19:11 PM

^2 to be fair, there were 5 of us but I did get 3275 points

4/24/2010 8:20:47 PM

^ hehe! still waiting for monday?

4/24/2010 8:22:39 PM

Somehow I got distracted son, but I'm sorry things went wrong.

At least you took things out on some children.

4/24/2010 8:23:09 PM

yes still waiting on Monday... hopefully I'll hear something tomorrow but I highly doubt I will...

just really depressed right now

4/24/2010 8:26:11 PM

*HUG* for samwise!

4/24/2010 8:26:55 PM

4/24/2010 8:27:08 PM

my head feels like brett michaels right now. and I got to work tonight. UGH

4/24/2010 8:28:15 PM

nothing good is on

why does the good stuff come one when i can't/shouldn't be watching

and now when i want to watch and have no regrets, theres nothingggggg

4/24/2010 8:40:01 PM

this trip to BMF was much more successful than the last- biggest reason is that I actually left still having a gf

4/24/2010 8:40:19 PM

don't be silly

hockey is on

4/24/2010 8:40:42 PM

^ meh

i wanted to watch real surgery shows or true crime

4/24/2010 8:41:54 PM

whats bmf?

4/24/2010 8:45:38 PM

beach music festival?

that was today i think, too.

4/24/2010 9:09:01 PM

beach music festivals are awesome

4/24/2010 9:10:00 PM

^^ correct




and on a new note... I'm sorry I had such hate for Justin Timberfag- I always loved him on SNL, didn't think he was a bad actor in the couple movies he was in, and his music really isn't that bad...

4/24/2010 9:30:54 PM

OH THE HUMANITY!





Oh, and bag-o-nut son.

4/24/2010 9:33:43 PM

awww someone thinks i'm funny and another person thinks i'm inspirational!

i might shed a tear

4/24/2010 9:53:08 PM

Dumbasses, lol.

4/24/2010 10:20:32 PM

Man, I want to be in DC right now with my loves. Having tomorrow off DOESN'T HELP THE SITUATION!

4/24/2010 10:35:14 PM

giant sausage fest going on at the neighbors

all i hear is a lot of male giggling

wtf

4/24/2010 10:42:12 PM

fantasticular

4/24/2010 10:56:19 PM

testicular?

4/24/2010 11:00:54 PM

θθ

4/24/2010 11:03:23 PM

HONGRY

4/24/2010 11:04:58 PM

damn, I love sunflower seeds

4/24/2010 11:12:17 PM

do you eat the shells?

4/24/2010 11:13:17 PM

wtf, you gotta spit them things out

4/24/2010 11:14:00 PM

oh. i'm lazy so sometimes i eat them. i kinda like them. and peanut shells. whoops.

4/24/2010 11:15:50 PM

4/24/2010 11:16:35 PM

I've at a few before but they're not very tasty and usually are kinda sharp and painful

4/24/2010 11:16:58 PM

shit

4/24/2010 11:17:24 PM