its already up to like 1million

and who gets married on christmas. that is just selfish. NOT because of baby jesus. but cause they're making people work on christmas

seriously 20,000 on place settings? 142,000 for earrings.

i mean good god people

4/26/2010 1:18:27 AM

4/26/2010 1:24:32 AM

i mean someone else should seriously be watching this

it is nice i guess but it doesn't look any nicer than other weddings i've seen. maybe it just isn't my taste.

4/26/2010 1:27:30 AM

I'm so goddamn hungry i could eat a whole cow, but alas, all I have here is a package of really old, stale, nasty tasting saltines. I mean I've never had a saltine that tasted bitter...until now. Ohhhhh, I am pissed.

4/26/2010 1:33:52 AM

I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY OWN BED

cat to my left

dog snuggled up on my right with her head on the pillow snoring

UGHHHH

4/26/2010 1:49:27 AM

lol poor cadwal.

4/26/2010 2:02:55 AM

4/26/2010 2:03:25 AM

6 lbs of soap ready to use tomorrow.

4/26/2010 2:06:36 AM

if i do not get good news from the financial aid office tomorrow i may consider becoming an egg donor

no joke

i heard it hurts though

and i'm kind of ethically opposed but...a couple of thousand dollars might change my morals.

4/26/2010 2:07:27 AM

do what you gotta do

4/26/2010 2:14:07 AM

either that or stripping

but i need to lose weight before i can do that

4/26/2010 2:14:42 AM

best of luck to you

4/26/2010 2:15:32 AM

getitoffmyporchomgffdlaksjdfcan'tfindmyhairspraytokillitwithfire

4/26/2010 4:18:16 AM

don't kill her

4/26/2010 4:20:40 AM

come get her, I'm tempted to go after her with canned air

4/26/2010 4:21:23 AM

gasoline + match?

4/26/2010 4:21:24 AM

4/26/2010 4:22:15 AM

ok FINALLY bedtime

4/26/2010 4:25:04 AM

me2

4/26/2010 4:26:15 AM

I don't think I've ever been so happy to see Monday

4/26/2010 8:17:26 AM

tirrrred

4/26/2010 8:20:48 AM

Well, now I know why BMW calls this car the "GINA".

4/26/2010 8:44:48 AM

hahaha

4/26/2010 8:49:09 AM

holy paraphrasing

4/26/2010 9:10:27 AM

i know i don't get invited to some things because i don't have a girlfriend

4/26/2010 9:14:21 AM

^AND THAT

this was NOT why we didn't invite you...jesus christ.

4/26/2010 9:20:32 AM

I hate mondays. They are so bad. Worst. Day. EVER.

4/26/2010 9:29:13 AM

No more 8AM classes this semester! Woot!

I can't believe that Auntie Mame opens on Thursday!

4/26/2010 9:30:51 AM

I randomly have a sore throat after eating dinner last night. I felt it come on instantly after I ate this new cheese we bought.

4/26/2010 9:45:00 AM

what to do with the rest of my day... i wanna throw discs I think, but don't wanna go by myself, and don't wanna play just 9 at lunch time. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i could also go play par 3 for half price, but once again- don't want to go by myself

4/26/2010 9:47:06 AM

Quote :

"thumper (9:51) : TITTIES. WANG. ASSPLAY."

4/26/2010 9:51:55 AM

^and now that (well along those lines... not so much the wang )

4/26/2010 9:52:39 AM

hahaha chatterbox was getting all soap-box-like so i threw that in there to break it up

4/26/2010 9:53:54 AM

BEETEES

4/26/2010 9:59:25 AM

as in DIA?

4/26/2010 10:00:21 AM

YES

4/26/2010 10:01:12 AM

HANSON ON TODAY SHOW

4/26/2010 10:14:16 AM

Price is Right in 15 minutes!

4/26/2010 10:46:13 AM

i can't believe i waited too long

4/26/2010 10:47:06 AM

every time my fucking phone rings my heart jumps and then I see it's not who I want it to be and I'm all

4/26/2010 11:34:44 AM

i wish someone would take me to lunch

4/26/2010 12:02:12 PM

I don't know what to get for lunch

4/26/2010 12:03:08 PM

Looks like i found out what ill be doing this afternoon- helping someone move from durham to wake forest

4/26/2010 12:03:34 PM

what do I want for lunch?

this cat has been glued to my side all morning.

what should I cook for dinner?

4/26/2010 12:12:32 PM

Sounds like the cat wants to be on the menu. Chinese?

4/26/2010 12:13:16 PM

^x8

SEINFELD SUCKS, ASSHOLE.


^ U WAN CHS?

4/26/2010 12:13:19 PM

ATTN: miska

Is the spider dead yet?

4/26/2010 12:16:08 PM

Face hurts.
Son is brutal.

4/26/2010 12:18:02 PM

I like those anime tears, bottombaby.

4/26/2010 12:21:21 PM

^^

4/26/2010 12:22:23 PM