I've never, ever tried to pretend to be grownup.

It's great.

zorthage spoils me so hard.

4/28/2010 10:42:47 PM

man, note to self: do not EVER do that again.

motherfucking ouchies.

OMG SUSPEND LOCK KILL ANNIHILATE DOUBLE POSTING CRACKWHORES

4/28/2010 10:46:26 PM

this definitely shows how pathetic my life is at the moment

but i REALLY want to come to tww party in raleigh this weekend. i wouldn't be able to stay long but it could still be fun.

SIGH

4/28/2010 10:49:33 PM

I was wishing for your phone number last night.

I was doing missions of goodwill in the greensboro area.

4/28/2010 10:50:11 PM

I hate my life. FML.

4/28/2010 10:51:03 PM

I WANT SUGARY CEREAL NOW

GOSH DURNIT

4/28/2010 10:51:38 PM

^^^^do it!

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 10:52 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

4/28/2010 10:52:00 PM

I'd be going out and getting some, if I weren't so tired

AND SENDING YOU PICTURES

4/28/2010 10:52:28 PM

my alcohol needs to get less frozen. i'd prefer not opening the wine.

4/28/2010 10:54:00 PM

Gotta get that REM cycle going. Bedtime!

4/28/2010 10:56:17 PM

^^you must have some shitty alcohol, or one badass freezer

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 10:57 PM. Reason : slow tonight]

4/28/2010 10:56:31 PM

4/28/2010 10:58:55 PM

POKE

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : ^yummy]

4/28/2010 10:59:35 PM

BOOBS

4/28/2010 10:59:54 PM

4/28/2010 11:08:59 PM

I ate way too much popcorn & think I may die.

4/28/2010 11:24:39 PM

C J LESLIE

4/28/2010 11:25:13 PM

orgasms

4/28/2010 11:25:32 PM

I really want this job

4/28/2010 11:26:06 PM

I'm really tempted to proposition people to whom I am not attracted, just to get my hands in places where the sun doesn't usually shine.

4/28/2010 11:33:33 PM

Everyone looks the same in the dark.

4/28/2010 11:34:12 PM

that's kinda what I figure

4/28/2010 11:34:28 PM

And I have found that some people become more attractive 'with use.'

4/28/2010 11:35:11 PM

oh dear

4/28/2010 11:36:18 PM

khcadwal has made me crave icecream

4/28/2010 11:44:06 PM

^ ooooopsyyyy

ugh i just tried to teach my dog "down" i think she might be retarded

she knows sit and thats all. she doesn't even come when i call her unless she feels like it

4/28/2010 11:55:22 PM

use treats, lots of them


Also, I am eating oreos and milk. I just lost one in the milk. Boo

4/28/2010 11:56:20 PM

i am going to Cookout, who is with me?

4/28/2010 11:56:54 PM

I want some fucking oreos, goddamint.

4/28/2010 11:57:00 PM

mmmm soggy oreo

4/28/2010 11:57:12 PM

^^^^ awww sad. RIP oreo.

yea i tried using treats with peanut butter but then i got frustrated cause trying to teach her "down" was hurting my back lol

she's very good at sitting though. and at looking cute. looking cute might be her #1 trick.

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 11:57 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2010 11:57:43 PM

it's not a trick.

4/28/2010 11:58:12 PM

oh its a trick alright. she tricks you into loving her and then chews up your sea turtle stuffed animal

4/28/2010 11:59:00 PM

omg
do want
dick, and stuff.
stuffing, if you will.

4/28/2010 11:59:31 PM

You made this thread NSFW .

I'm eating oreos at the moment :-p .

4/29/2010 12:01:05 AM

damnit you guys, now i want an oreo milk shake

4/29/2010 12:02:26 AM

sounds like the TWW party needs an abundance of oreos

4/29/2010 12:05:29 AM

lolz

4/29/2010 12:05:59 AM

It needs an abundance of cool people who aren't JEN son.

4/29/2010 12:06:17 AM

i eat 6-8 every morning when i wake up

4/29/2010 12:06:55 AM

I EAT AT 8AM EVERY MORNING SON.

BREAKFAST IS THE ONLY MEAL I CONSISTENTLY EAT SON.

I TEND TO SLEEP THROUGH OTHER MEAL TIMES SON.

4/29/2010 12:07:54 AM

ok so i just clicked this UNC ONLINE COURSE ad that keeps popping up cause i guess they have DE now like ncsu

their DE is SLIGHTLY less expensive than some state classes

but they don't have NEARLY the course selection that state has

anways. if i take more classes i guess i'll do it at wake tech since that is ultra affordable.

4/29/2010 12:28:01 AM

uber headache

4/29/2010 12:34:40 AM

*Sigh*

4/29/2010 12:35:29 AM

wait, Katherine. Why in Zeus's asshole do you need to take any more classes?

4/29/2010 12:39:43 AM

Cunnilingus.

4/29/2010 12:40:12 AM

staying up ALL night.

4/29/2010 12:43:42 AM

^^^ hahahaha

because i don't want to be a lawyer hehehe

i mean not like right now. but eventually. i'll be a lawyer for a little.

[Edited on April 29, 2010 at 12:44 AM. Reason : .]

4/29/2010 12:43:47 AM

forget the icecream and oreos,

I just ate all the Indian food here.

I'm goona be too fat for the wedding.

I need to stop eating.

4/29/2010 12:49:16 AM

It's surprising anyone could actually talk to that bitch without having her come off as a huge cunt. But I guess she doesn't get judgmental with women. Don't tell her you treat someone nicely though son, cause that is what we call OBNOXIOUS.

4/29/2010 12:49:18 AM