<--- has never bitten toenails

9/7/2010 2:57:18 AM

^ reads the 6249th post.

9/7/2010 3:11:29 AM

Quote :

"I worry that one day that I'll lose those that are close to me. They'll be in danger and either I won't be around to help them or I just won't be able to do what needs to be done to get them to safety. I hope I never have to save my friends and family from a disaster, for their sake. "

i've never had that fear until my son was born.

thanks for reminding me

9/7/2010 6:45:46 PM

Quote :

"I know of a tdubber who still bites their toenails "

ew.

9/7/2010 6:46:57 PM

Quote :

"I would love to go to Joie + Cody's wedding. It seems like it will be so spectacular and unique and I doubt I'll ever see a wedding like it because my friends, family, and I are so traditional and uncreative "

maybe Joie will tell me i can pass an invitation to you.

9/7/2010 6:49:24 PM

Quote :

"I love Sue Sylvester"

9/7/2010 8:22:02 PM

I, too, am watching Glee

9/7/2010 8:24:21 PM

Quote :

"I still chew my toenails if I can't find nail clippers "

9/7/2010 8:36:18 PM

send me one

9/7/2010 8:37:20 PM

^ a chewed up toenail?

9/7/2010 8:42:30 PM

9/7/2010 8:51:20 PM

ahah.

derp.

9/7/2010 11:37:07 PM

ttt

9/9/2010 11:27:54 AM

Quote :

"I am slacking off at work today like crazy because I don't have any motivation to work. All I want is for tonight to get here. "

9/9/2010 12:01:26 PM

i would love one

9/9/2010 12:07:31 PM

Quote :

"HOOK BUBBLEBOBBLE UP"

9/9/2010 12:21:04 PM

Quote :

"nine is my favorite number and I didn't realize until later that today is 9-9!! "

9/9/2010 12:39:01 PM

confessions please

9/9/2010 4:26:35 PM

BTTT!

Quote :

"i enjoy listening to nicki minaj "

[Edited on September 10, 2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2010 12:06:28 PM

these confessions suck

9/10/2010 12:35:45 PM

Quote :

"these confessions suck"

9/10/2010 12:41:54 PM

Quote :

"suck these confessions"

9/10/2010 12:42:54 PM

Quote :

"I might just save billytalent the trouble and go ahead and link him to the pictures. "

9/10/2010 12:44:35 PM

Quote :

"I had a date last night. I was horny and ready to fuck within ten minutes. It was SO HARD to conduct myself well. "

9/10/2010 1:05:33 PM

Scandalous...

Quote :

"I recently played rock, paper, scissors to determine who would be on top during sex."

I wonder if the winner was the one on top or the bottom?

9/10/2010 1:09:14 PM

Quote :

"I have a freckle on the hood of my clit "

9/10/2010 1:10:24 PM

Quote :

"I have a job interview on Monday. If the job is offered to me and I accept, then I will probably be forced to quit my job immediately due to fact that I'll be leaving to work for a competitor. I feel a bit shady, for some reason."

I wouldn't feel shady, good luck on the interview

9/10/2010 1:23:40 PM

Quote :

"My ex invited me to a pool party at his house in 3 weeks. So I'm giving up all bad foods/alcohol for three weeks and dieting working out like crazy so I can show up at his place looking amazing. Looking great is the best revenge. "

I would recommend bringing a hot date as well.

9/10/2010 1:26:51 PM

Quote :

"I haven't had sex with my wife since before Memorial Day... we just corrected that "

9/10/2010 1:43:30 PM

i will take confessions too!

9/10/2010 2:00:25 PM

^^holy shit, 3+ months without pussy

9/10/2010 2:08:14 PM

"I am slacking off at work today like crazy because I don't have any motivation to work. All I want is for tonight to get here. "

BORING! how the fuck is this even a "confession"? i also look forward to the weekends on friday mornings. BLAHHHHH

9/10/2010 7:28:00 PM

Quote :

" i feel really bad for Jen due to her picture being plastered across tdub ... but at the same time, i can't help but wonder, "why would you ever put that on the internet?!" "

yeah, i felt bad for what unfolded afterward.

9/10/2010 8:41:04 PM

Quote :

"I might just save billytalent the trouble and go ahead and link him to the pictures. "

9/11/2010 2:57:25 AM

I WANT ONE!

9/11/2010 3:12:21 AM

Lets get this going guys. I'm open to a confession or two.

9/12/2010 6:54:19 PM

instead of sending your confessions to merbig, send them to me instead.

9/12/2010 6:55:25 PM

Oh you...

9/12/2010 6:57:37 PM

Quote :

"Recently started having phone sex with the GF. It's fucking awesome to hear her finger her vag on the other end and hear her moan."

9/12/2010 7:00:30 PM

Quote :

"i just met a girl who apparently ran off, got married, and then got divorced...all within 3 weeks. and she's only 20 years old! the crazy vibe i'm getting should probably trump the fact that she's attractive, intelligent, and sarcastic. but so far, it doesn't. lord help me..."

9/12/2010 8:01:38 PM

Quote :

"I just gave birth to the biggest turd my body has ever created. My anus did not appreciate this much."

9/12/2010 8:07:54 PM

I want confessionssssss

9/12/2010 8:12:33 PM

Quote :

"I haven't had sex in at least a week and I am in the mood for some down and dirty fucking. I don't think that my significant other is going to put out like I want him to, so I'm about to start working my way down the list."

9/12/2010 8:13:11 PM

Quote :

"EMCE is a dirty stealing attention whore who wants to guzzle on some NCSUGimp."

lolwut

9/12/2010 8:15:25 PM

I don't like this thread anymore
also, I'm pretty sure that Samwise16 made up that confession herself.

9/12/2010 8:24:35 PM

i've heard she's a dirty liar.

9/12/2010 8:45:36 PM

Quote :

"i keep eating my daughter's gummi bears "

it's ok. parents should be allowed to steal baby's candies.

9/12/2010 11:13:03 PM

send me some!!!

9/12/2010 11:44:26 PM

Quote :

"I'm having a panic attack because I don't have music playing right now. And it's not as simple as just playing a song. I need to listen to something that compliments my mood right now and nothing is hitting the spot, which is thus aggrevating me and I feel like I'm going to get a headache soon if I don't play something that calms me down. "

9/12/2010 11:51:14 PM

everyone always confesses to cadwal

she's not THAT great




ok fine well she is

but still, spread the love ok

9/12/2010 11:51:54 PM