after watching it tonight i noticed that the main chick is voiced by demi moore, and her husband is voiced by bruce willis

4/30/2010 11:31:04 PM

i've been lurking again

4/30/2010 11:31:37 PM

fucking bitch!

Last night she missed her line, luckly someone else knew what line she missed and was able to cover for her...but tonight she missed it AGAIN and they scrambled to cover for her and ended up taking a huge chunk out of my part.

Seriously, if you mess up a line once and look like an idiot why wouldn't you make sure you got it the 2nd time? She has the nerve to blame is on other people for not covering her too.

Stupid whore has such a small part anyway, very few lines, is it really that hard to memorize them?
I can't believe she thinks she should've gotten the title role, she can't even play a supporting role.

4/30/2010 11:34:14 PM

^^oh hai!

4/30/2010 11:35:56 PM

oh hai

4/30/2010 11:36:42 PM

holy shit! it's blah!


I've missed you

4/30/2010 11:38:03 PM

well third time is a charm...I guess that means tomorrow night will be perfect!

I was just pissed that my part was skipped over cause tonight was when my parents were there to see it.

At least the audience loved me tonight. I got some great responses.

[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ]

4/30/2010 11:38:16 PM

^ good luck! if she screws it up again, i give you permission to beat her up.

4/30/2010 11:39:33 PM

aww i've missed you too EMCE

i told my black friend you were my favorite black person on tdub and she's all "whaddu mean you people?!"

haha i kid, i kid... but seriously... hi

4/30/2010 11:41:04 PM

Well I figured if she fucks it up tomorrow night I'll just walk on stage. It will at least give them a good point to pick back up.

4/30/2010 11:42:20 PM

this has been my new favorite jam the past few days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK62R69kYxk

4/30/2010 11:42:25 PM

awww, and I told my favorite white friend "GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN MONEY! "

and she did. then I went and bought some tacos.

4/30/2010 11:42:51 PM

man, i could really go for some taco bell/pizza hut combo

4/30/2010 11:48:57 PM

taco pizza at pizza inn

superior

4/30/2010 11:49:46 PM

yes. pizza inn specialty pizzas omnom

i also like their cherry desert pizza and the cheeseburger pizza

but taco pizza is pretty impressive.

4/30/2010 11:51:37 PM

the only pizza inn that i ever knew of closed down

i loved their dessert pizzas.. and taco pizza, and cheeseburger pizza, and pretty much everything..

4/30/2010 11:58:56 PM

there are two locations in goldsboro and one in wilson

4/30/2010 11:59:36 PM

i'm in charlotte, that's way too far away

5/1/2010 12:00:52 AM

well that certainly is unfortunate

[Edited on May 1, 2010 at 12:02 AM. Reason : there's more than that. just saying why goldsboro is baller. TWO PIZZA INNZZZZ]

5/1/2010 12:01:54 AM

depends on your definition of unfortunate

5/1/2010 12:02:37 AM

i wouldn't trust anyone who wouldn't classify being a great distance away from the deliciousness of pizza inn as unfortunate

5/1/2010 12:03:59 AM

pizza inn is the only thing that makes goldsboro worth even driving through... maybe i'll go that way next time i visit my mom

5/1/2010 12:05:39 AM

WHOA

BACK

THE FUCK

UP

5/1/2010 12:07:16 AM

PIZZA

INN

G'BORO

5/1/2010 12:08:17 AM

ow, my eyelid is bleeding

5/1/2010 12:13:54 AM

Did Freddy cut it?

5/1/2010 12:15:19 AM

stella did

5/1/2010 12:15:44 AM

bad puppy

5/1/2010 12:19:29 AM

it was an accident, we were rough housing and she got me right in the face

5/1/2010 12:23:06 AM

theres one in greensboro people!

(pizza inn)

5/1/2010 12:23:11 AM

i remember going to, and enjoying, a pizza inn in statesville.

but my fave is still village inn pizza... mmmmmmmm...

5/1/2010 12:54:19 AM

village inn on western??????

nasty

5/1/2010 12:59:03 AM

my computer had teh AIDS

5/1/2010 1:01:15 AM

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu i wanna sleep

fun fucking hike

5/1/2010 3:04:45 AM

I hate my life.

5/1/2010 3:05:52 AM

what's wrong dude, wanna talk about it?

5/1/2010 3:09:12 AM

I really miss North Carolina and the Wolfpack.

5/1/2010 3:11:51 AM

come on man, you'll be alright.......a funny guy like yourself is always appreciated.....I hate that you're down but I hope shit turns around for you...........you deserve it dude

....the wolfpack misses you as well

[Edited on May 1, 2010 at 3:16 AM. Reason : ]

5/1/2010 3:15:39 AM

Awww, thankswawebste!

5/1/2010 3:27:42 AM

no white Micheal Kors bag

5/1/2010 6:45:56 AM

I am starving and my head hurts.

i.e., I require breakfast and caffeine.

5/1/2010 7:36:17 AM

i love her:

5/1/2010 7:58:02 AM

So much to do - so little time

5/1/2010 8:15:06 AM

breakfast AND caffeine acquired, and ingested.

Yeah, I feel better

5/1/2010 8:31:41 AM

BREAKFAST IS AWESOME!!!!!

5/1/2010 9:21:41 AM

my preggers costume

5/1/2010 9:27:28 AM

oh wow

temporary tattoos while drinking was a horribly awesome idea

5/1/2010 9:59:07 AM

Is it common for landlords to ask prospective tenants for their credit score?

I'm not comfortable getting a free credit report online.

5/1/2010 10:39:45 AM

I know my boss used to ask for that with his rental properties but I've never had anyone ask

5/1/2010 10:44:55 AM

wtf did I do last night????

5/1/2010 10:47:25 AM