congratumatlions on your gradulation

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5/2/2010 9:47:18 PM

OMGYAY

5/2/2010 9:49:51 PM

your collection of animated gifs is both absurd and enviable

Quote :

"YOU DA WOMAN"

5/2/2010 9:51:27 PM

it's not my collection

i just google what i'm feeling followed by the word 'gif' and see what pops up in images

5/2/2010 9:52:05 PM

lol, I employ the same method

5/2/2010 9:52:56 PM

DON'T LIE SON.

5/2/2010 9:56:41 PM

I feel like writing a book.

Maybe a fictional book about mermaids.

Maybe ones of the fictional book series that I could get a bunch of teenage girls to fall in love with and end up getting a best seller.

5/2/2010 10:12:16 PM

5/2/2010 10:14:30 PM

5/2/2010 10:27:18 PM

5/2/2010 10:27:40 PM

^^ & ^^^ DOUBLE POAST SUSPENDERS

5/2/2010 10:28:29 PM

sorry, I'm slightly hammered

5/2/2010 10:41:32 PM

i'm halfway there myself

5/2/2010 10:42:53 PM

yay Glacier has a playmate now


hope their first night goes well

5/2/2010 10:46:32 PM

ITS MY DOGGY CHEWING A BONE - in an odd position hahaha

5/2/2010 10:48:32 PM

YO DAWG

5/2/2010 10:55:48 PM

Ooooooooooooooooooo apprentice. COME ON DAWG

5/2/2010 10:59:37 PM

TAKE DRUGS
RAPE SLUTS
RAAAGE

5/2/2010 11:02:06 PM

UGH I FORGOT TO GET BUBBLE BATH

i did get goggles though. now i just have to find my one piece (i'm so sexxxxy) and my swim cap.

5/2/2010 11:04:02 PM

i could totally go for a bubble bath

instead i'm up writing this god damned paper/power point thing, just praying the teacher will pass me so i can fucking graduate





[Edited on May 2, 2010 at 11:04 PM. Reason : oh and i'm drunk]

5/2/2010 11:04:43 PM

lol you are my hero

5/2/2010 11:08:59 PM

ooh does that entitle me to sexy time?

5/2/2010 11:09:24 PM

MAYBE!! if you can provide me with 3 satisfactory references

5/2/2010 11:09:49 PM

i got references for DAYS woman

DAYS I TELL YA

drunk and poast
drunk and write paper for silly enviro ethics class
drunk and do errything apparentely

5/2/2010 11:12:00 PM

SEXY TIME!!!

5/2/2010 11:14:52 PM

Deadliest Warrior is the worst show for scientific accuracy ever

but its experts are pretty damn interesting sometimes...especially the Spetsnaz

5/2/2010 11:16:46 PM

BITCH

5/2/2010 11:19:20 PM

SEXYTIME

5/2/2010 11:20:11 PM

hahahahaha i LOVE watching my dog make her bed, shes gotta get everything just right

5/2/2010 11:45:13 PM

rode my horse today for the first time.


Damn my saddle is uncomfy

5/2/2010 11:53:51 PM

I hope the water recedes in Nashville soon so I can get back home

5/2/2010 11:59:43 PM

Where you at now?

Also,

5/3/2010 12:37:28 AM

sirens heard off hillsborough!

5/3/2010 12:53:49 AM

ugh i don't get it i've been washing my face like a good girl and it has been fine for WEEKS but i feel a big zit forming on my chin

its the under the skin kind so it'll be easy to cover up but feels VERY ouchy.

5/3/2010 1:33:44 AM

another day

5/3/2010 1:55:08 AM

I really need to curb this fast food addiction and start cooking like I used to

5/3/2010 2:16:56 AM

hooray beer

5/3/2010 2:43:11 AM

my dog farts while she chews her bone its gross

AND

i think there's a mosquito in my house cause i have one bit and now another itchy new one. wtf

5/3/2010 2:54:46 AM

this changed up facebook shit is stupid

5/3/2010 3:07:49 AM

I KNOW i feel like i was the first person on planet earth to have it, too

WHAT IF I WAS

5/3/2010 3:08:34 AM

hahaha

I've been avoiding doing the whole linking thing, but it appears that it has finally decided to completely change, and now my info is mostly blank since I haven't linked anything.

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 3:11 AM. Reason : ...]

5/3/2010 3:09:05 AM

damn it feels good to be a gansta

5/3/2010 3:09:42 AM

SOOOO ITCHY

i just lathered myself in extra dry skin aveeno

i mean it was 95 and humid today, skin. WHAT GIVES?

5/3/2010 3:21:06 AM

i hear ya

we layed out at the pool all day.....my white ass got burnt

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 3:24 AM. Reason : ]

5/3/2010 3:23:39 AM

i'm still pale. i think i'll try to get some sun while i study tom

but my SKIN IS SO DRYYY still. i just itched it a lot and then put on lotion so now it stingsssss

5/3/2010 3:24:30 AM

you'll be alright, you ladies always are

5/3/2010 3:26:45 AM

5/3/2010 3:31:41 AM

5/3/2010 3:42:28 AM

nigerian scammers on fb make me laugh.

"do you accept a money order? will you be using a shipping company to shipment the armoir?"

uh no dude, it's $40.

"please send me your full name and cell phone number."

yeah right. REPORT.

5/3/2010 10:06:29 AM

I need to clean out my freezer.

5/3/2010 10:36:59 AM