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5/3/2010 2:24:38 PM

mammary intercourse

5/3/2010 2:25:38 PM

Where the fuck does Amazon get its PayPhrase suggestions? It just recommended "Tara's Memorable Kindness"

5/3/2010 2:26:44 PM

I am missing the free champagne down in the lounge cause I have to work.

5/3/2010 3:39:08 PM

worse comes to worse?
worse comes to worst?

5/3/2010 3:41:49 PM

Quote :

"worse comes to worse? worse comes to worst?"

5/3/2010 3:42:28 PM

that's what i thought
thnxb00

*poke*

5/3/2010 3:43:10 PM

gah so tired

i hate mondays

5/3/2010 3:44:07 PM

boooooooo

5/3/2010 3:47:49 PM

forever pimpin'
never slippin'
that's how it is

5/3/2010 3:48:03 PM

All my e-mails go from thinking I just have one or two things to say to novellas.

5/3/2010 3:48:04 PM

Billy Corgan just bought a record from us off eBay so we decorated the inside of the package with pictures of Nick Lachey and James Iha

yes, we are twelve years old

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:03 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2010 4:02:01 PM

http://www.kpvi.com/Global/story.asp?S=12416909

Quote :

"Update: Unruly Passenger Claimed to be an Alien, Wanted to Fly the Plane By: KPVI Staff A Skywest Airlines flight headed from Helena, Montana to Salt Lake City had to be diverted to Idaho Falls Sunday night. Idaho Falls Police say an unruly passenger was banging on the cockpit door forcing pilots to make the unscheduled landing just before 6:00 p.m. Sgt. Phil Grimes says other passengers on the flight helped restrain Matthew Kleindorfer, 32, who told flight attendants he was a space alien and wanted to fly the plane. Kleindorfer is a Las Vegas resident and was making the flight to Salt Lake City with a friend. That friend told police he slept through the incident. Kleindorfer has been charged with disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and battery on an officer. "

lol

5/3/2010 4:04:59 PM

ambien attack

5/3/2010 4:06:48 PM

at 6 pm?????

why the hell would you take ambien going onto a plane?

do what everyone else does when they get nervous about flying at start downing drinks

5/3/2010 4:11:35 PM

yeah it was a short flight too

idk man, more people than you'd expect pop sleeping pills or some shit they're not used to when they borrow them from their friends for routine flights

5/3/2010 4:13:45 PM

ya i can see that, ambien seems to do more damage than good

5/3/2010 4:15:53 PM

I feel like I should wear something nicer than jeans and a tshirt to dinner w/ my friend, but I really just don't want to

5/3/2010 4:16:27 PM

I want to try making nut-crusted tofu but I don't know what kind of nuts would be best.

5/3/2010 4:16:36 PM

ibtnutjoke

5/3/2010 4:18:36 PM

my nut crusted on my toe, foo

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:19 PM. Reason : f]

5/3/2010 4:19:20 PM

umphreys mcgee friday aug 13th at boutique amphitheater in raleigh

which i assume is the downtown amphitheater?

thats gonna be dope

$13 for lawn, $20 for pavilion? ima love this new venue

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2010 4:43:23 PM

^No shit? At that price, I might actually make it out after work. Gotta figure out how late they'll let them play, though.

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:47 PM. Reason : I wish I could take more days off ]

5/3/2010 4:46:33 PM

show starts at 7, opening band, then umphreys will play one continuous set

means prolly has like a 10 curfew or something lame, but you know umphreys will squeeze all they can into that

5/3/2010 4:48:56 PM

I wish I could get a day job that pays as well as I get paid now

5/3/2010 4:50:39 PM

OMG STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRS BAH!

5/3/2010 5:05:58 PM

New Jersey water doesn't taste as good as North Carolina water

5/3/2010 5:06:46 PM

this new facebook is fucking ridiculous

5/3/2010 5:07:03 PM

i have no personal pictures in my office

5/3/2010 5:07:27 PM

I have one

Its my mugshot

5/3/2010 5:08:20 PM

^^ you could just buy the frames that come with people already in it and make up stories about them to tell your coworkers

5/3/2010 5:08:21 PM

gah I could really really really go for sushi

5/3/2010 5:09:15 PM

Another work week begins shortly :-/

I really need to stay in, save some money, and be productive this week, but I might go out to that Future Islands CD release party tomorrow after work.

5/3/2010 5:12:01 PM

I am in my boss' office, and I need to fart.

5/3/2010 5:17:15 PM

this is what happens to my unwanted babies....

5/3/2010 6:01:53 PM

haha, no matter how good looking he is a half naked guy still cracks me up

5/3/2010 6:05:06 PM

Quote :

"New Jersey water doesn't taste as good as North Carolina water sucks"

5/3/2010 6:06:25 PM

ugh where is my nude strapless bra

seriously

i want to wear this white tank that needs a nude bra

but of course i can only find 2 black strapless bras. UGHHHHH.

5/3/2010 6:23:45 PM

5/3/2010 6:25:17 PM

i just won tickets to a free screening of Iron Man 2 tomorrow! Thanks QDR!

5/3/2010 6:32:07 PM

I feel like I have a splinter in my foot, but I've looked for it and can't see anything there. But it's sort of driving me crazy.

5/3/2010 9:03:09 PM

I'm hongry

5/3/2010 9:03:29 PM

ahhhhhhh fuck exams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ83EBh3r7g

5/3/2010 9:09:02 PM

haaaaaaaaay

5/3/2010 9:10:17 PM

God, those stuffed shells were fucking amazing.

5/3/2010 9:20:02 PM

sweet baby jesus.... my ankles and knees are killing me

5/3/2010 9:36:17 PM

bazinga

5/3/2010 9:44:49 PM

awful batista/sheamus promo aside, this is a damn good raw so far

5/3/2010 9:46:58 PM

Why am I so damn tired??

5/3/2010 9:50:57 PM

Because you're a vagina.

5/3/2010 9:51:46 PM