you shut your fag face!

5/3/2010 9:56:39 PM

I just played soccer for the first time in 5 years. Starting back up in an indoor league was not my best move. It went well, despite the giant strawberry on my knee.

5/3/2010 10:01:59 PM

During the power-on self-test, all of the following occur EXCEPT:
The video card and video memory are tested.
BIOS is identified.
The OS is moved into RAM.
Memory is tested.

5/3/2010 10:04:35 PM

I think this might actually be a good story. It could take a long long time to write, but I got time I guess. I also have some resources, people who can help me out.

5/3/2010 10:27:52 PM

can anyone help out my friend?

Quote :

"OK technophiliacs...I'm looking for a good, hopefully free (but I'm beggin', not choosin'), program that can divide video files while keeping the original quality. All I've been able to find is one that will divide the file but decreases the quality from my HD to 3GPP. I'm having no luck getting these videos uploaded."

5/3/2010 10:28:33 PM

Quote :

"Alright... FL peeps... What's the LAST NAME of the guy that took my virginity Jan. 1st, 2005 at Amanda's New Year's Eve Party?? Is it Caso?? and if soo... how can I get in touch w/ him??"

Taken from my Facebook feed

5/3/2010 10:41:41 PM

Thinking about riding my bike to B&N tomorrow to buy that book...excercise + new sookie book = one happy LK

5/3/2010 10:47:09 PM

aaaaaaaaand my A/C is frozen over again. bitch.

5/3/2010 10:54:19 PM

really wish i was born in a different era

5/3/2010 10:58:56 PM

ugh, i wish i could reschedule her fixing but then id have to wait another month or pay almost 4 times what im paying

5/3/2010 11:00:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj-wEXC4z8Q&feature=player_embedded

5/3/2010 11:23:07 PM

1000.

5/3/2010 11:26:49 PM

i can't believe that deere doesn't have a weight-sensitive ignition cutoff in the seat

5/3/2010 11:31:22 PM

Quote :

"finally we are in rehab. yay!!"

taken from someone else on my feed.

5/3/2010 11:40:41 PM

Alright sons, I'm going to try to go to the sleepytime now.

5/3/2010 11:41:38 PM

Quote :

"i can't believe that deere doesn't have a weight-sensitive ignition cutoff in the seat"

it's just something to have to straightwire

5/3/2010 11:59:49 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Glass in my foooot

5/4/2010 12:21:41 AM

*beat boxin'*

5/4/2010 12:22:15 AM

why do they sleep with me, then run away? Every single one of them.

5/4/2010 12:28:28 AM

cause you let them.

5/4/2010 12:31:07 AM

^

5/4/2010 12:31:44 AM

5/4/2010 12:35:23 AM

night night

5/4/2010 1:07:22 AM

craig ferguson's interviews remind me of '50s/'60s hollywood

and kate mara is really hot and horrible/amazing at flirting

5/4/2010 1:23:19 AM

I can't take it anymore. I can't see anymore WTF medical condition videos on youtube. I feel horrible and disgusted and...





























...oh look, mini muffins...

5/4/2010 3:06:21 AM

Listen, listen.
A cat is pissin'
Where, where?
Under the chair!
Run, run!
Get the gun!
Shit son, He's done!



[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 3:07 AM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 3:06:21 AM

if I'm not happier in 24 hours than I am now, something will be terribly wrong

5/4/2010 3:13:37 AM

i wish more people watched chuck, i would like to discuss the events of tonights episode since i don't feel like sleeping

5/4/2010 4:16:57 AM

lol @ h8r

5/4/2010 6:31:17 AM

Quote :

"you could just buy the frames that come with people already in it and make up stories about them to tell your coworkers "

i actually have an idea for a book that begins this way

i really wanna start writing again

5/4/2010 7:38:39 AM

Quote :

"i should probably attend meetings or something."

5/4/2010 8:12:39 AM

Quote :

"During the power-on self-test, all of the following occur EXCEPT: The video card and video memory are tested. BIOS is identified. The OS is moved into RAM. Memory is tested."

5/4/2010 8:13:36 AM

I forgot to brush my teeth this morning

5/4/2010 9:04:57 AM

this is going to be an EPIC shit

5/4/2010 9:06:39 AM

Wow, this is quite the pain I'm feeling right now.

5/4/2010 9:11:01 AM

sleepy

5/4/2010 9:12:42 AM

yo whatup nichole

5/4/2010 9:14:18 AM

not much we overslept like crazy today both late to work and im still tired

5/4/2010 9:18:01 AM

sleep is overrated

5/4/2010 9:20:56 AM

appointment on thursday to take the test to see if i can qualify for the job

5/4/2010 9:40:48 AM

how in the hell am i supposed to parent my child without the use of my voice?!

stupid head cold.

5/4/2010 9:40:56 AM

^^you totally need to keep me updated on that

5/4/2010 9:41:27 AM

I am so ready to go to Italy... Next Thursday - get here faster!

5/4/2010 9:42:36 AM

they have a spot open in richmond..... still have to do all the other stuff before i actually get the position though.

5/4/2010 9:43:33 AM

thats good, at least you wouldn't be seriously relocating

5/4/2010 9:44:53 AM

sleep is not overrated

5/4/2010 9:49:42 AM

Damn it, pilgrimshoes, you were one game too late.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/05/04/phils.fan.tasered.ap/index.html

5/4/2010 10:28:57 AM

yeah it's all over the news here

5/4/2010 10:32:55 AM

that picture is begging to be photoshopped

5/4/2010 10:33:24 AM

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : lag post]

5/4/2010 10:33:29 AM