that picture is awesome!!!

5/4/2010 10:33:30 AM

the video is kinda funny

he's all zig zaggin through fat security guards then just gets straight dropped and faceplants in the field

5/4/2010 10:34:03 AM

This has been like the worst last 5 days of my life

holy balls

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5/4/2010 10:36:38 AM

*sigh*

Quote :

"A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1270113/Youre-guilty-rape-Those-skinny-jeans-tight-remove-jury-rules.html#ixzz0myJvBmro"

5/4/2010 10:43:32 AM

jesus

5/4/2010 10:46:00 AM

so these 4 articles i need to have read by 1pm for my biochem lab final keep making me fall asleep. they are that boring.

i do not see a good grade in this class in my future

5/4/2010 11:20:07 AM

PRESENT THEM

FOR ELASTRATION PURPOSES SON.

5/4/2010 11:23:10 AM

that walk tired puppy out a lot more than it usually does... guess the heat/humidity got to him (he is not gonna like july/august)



and now he is gonna be super pissed because he is gonna be locked up for a while (for getting into the litter box as soon as we got home), especially since I just threw out his bed (because he decided to start tearing it apart and eating the stuffing last night)



little bastard

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 11:28 AM. Reason : lol]

5/4/2010 11:24:15 AM

Quote :

"since I just through out his bed"

SINCE YOU JUST ALL THROUGHOUT THE BED.

5/4/2010 11:25:32 AM

only $50 more left to raise to hit my goal for the Tour de Cure

5/4/2010 11:33:27 AM

^hook a sister up with a link

5/4/2010 11:33:57 AM

5/4/2010 11:35:05 AM

remove that link, it shows your NAME

but yes, that link works

5/4/2010 11:35:52 AM

5/4/2010 11:37:27 AM

only $50 $25 more left to raise to hit my goal for the Tour de Cure

thanks thumper

5/4/2010 11:42:31 AM

needs to get up and going.
dress fitting today and getting the stitches out

song is playing on the radio that I used to hookup to with a boy in his jeep in HS. ha ha.

5/4/2010 11:47:53 AM

you had a hook-up playlist?

5/4/2010 11:48:50 AM

I HAVE HOOKUP PLAYLIST SON.

IT IS EVERY SONG I OWN SON.

I DON'T OWN NON-FUCKABLE SONGS SON.

5/4/2010 11:50:16 AM

i only have one song on my hook-up playlist. you really just need like 3 minutes of music amirite?


[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Reason : "Closer" by NIN for some reason just does it for me ]

5/4/2010 11:51:27 AM

hook-up doesn't mean the sexy time.
boy never got past my belt.

that hook-up cd with that boy was wildflower by tom petty

the sexy time cd with later bf was the throwing copper by live

5/4/2010 11:54:46 AM

Quote :

"throwing copper by live"

<3

5/4/2010 11:55:11 AM

testes

testes

1,2,3

5/4/2010 11:55:54 AM

5/4/2010 11:58:10 AM

Quote :

"you really just need like 3 minutes of music amirite?"

he's doing it wrong

5/4/2010 11:58:11 AM

^ you gonna ignore my im?

5/4/2010 11:58:34 AM

hahahah

5/4/2010 11:58:49 AM

Quote :

"you had a hook-up playlist? "

One of my exes had the world's worst hookup playlist ... it consisted of Shakira, Pink and a few other pop chicks

he also had a clapper to turn the lights and music on and off.

5/4/2010 12:00:04 PM

this was my pure sex cd go to in hs

get yo kink on

5/4/2010 12:00:13 PM

^^^^my IM must be open on my desktop, im on the laptop right now, lemme fix that

^^^JUST SAYIN



[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 12:00:37 PM

IT WAS A JOKE OK

we need at least 4mins

5/4/2010 12:01:54 PM

I always used my KC and JoJo tape to get laid to in HS

One time I fucked up and put in Creed

Didn't even get past 1st base

5/4/2010 12:02:53 PM

every joke hides a kernel of truth

5/4/2010 12:06:20 PM

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5/4/2010 12:07:59 PM

Man, I feel like absolute shit. I fucking HATE allergies.

5/4/2010 12:09:19 PM

hahahah TMI ITPM

i crack myself up

5/4/2010 12:10:08 PM

why can't I tell him, "you need to call mom"?

I just can't bring myself to tell him that...is that wrong? is that insensitive to her? is that unfair to him? is that doing the right thing?

5/4/2010 12:21:16 PM

KFC ELVIS DOWN!

5/4/2010 12:21:46 PM

Is that a BANAYNAY IN THERE?

5/4/2010 12:22:45 PM

banana and peanut butter!

5/4/2010 12:24:48 PM

hahahahahahaha wtf??? someone's stylist should be FIRED



lololol

5/4/2010 12:26:33 PM

BYE BYE LEE FOWLER!

5/4/2010 12:26:55 PM

GRRR

5/4/2010 12:52:06 PM

Christina Hendrix is so fucking hot

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5/4/2010 12:53:08 PM

she has a fucking tribble on her shoulder

5/4/2010 12:53:58 PM

KIBBLES AND BITS ON HER SHOULDER.

5/4/2010 12:54:32 PM

i would really, really like for my thigh to stop twitching

kthnx

5/4/2010 1:13:52 PM

SNIFF OUT POCKETS OF RESISTANCE

5/4/2010 1:15:53 PM

I think I figured out why I love period movies so much...

the men........and their clothes

Here's a guy nice on the eyes, yes, but stick him in these fabulous clothes, being the NORM for the period, and all of a sudden it's magically delicious






[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 2:24 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2010 2:23:17 PM

but just think of how badly people smelled

that amount of clothing in hot ass weather, infrequent baths, poor sanitary conditions, infrequently washing the clothes, open piss/shit pots in the chambers

PASS

5/4/2010 2:24:47 PM

we had to watch a period movie in 7th grade health class

5/4/2010 2:25:01 PM