even my 2 year old thinks it's funny

5/5/2010 9:01:06 PM

5/5/2010 9:04:11 PM

hahah this shit is funny... think it's thread worthy?

for some reason i wasn't sure it would catch on

5/5/2010 9:05:15 PM

holy fuck this test is not easy

5/5/2010 9:05:57 PM

^ 16000 coming up!!!!

5/5/2010 9:07:06 PM

Yeah just make a thread

5/5/2010 9:08:55 PM

I seriously need to change the channel away from iCarly.

5/5/2010 9:16:56 PM

xing.

5/5/2010 9:18:19 PM

so unbelievably overwhelmed right now

5/5/2010 9:22:07 PM

LOL the middle is hilarious tonight

5/5/2010 9:42:57 PM

I'm in town and I'm bored now.

5/5/2010 9:49:48 PM

^ which town...?

5/5/2010 9:50:25 PM

conover

5/5/2010 9:52:01 PM

dinner tomorrow night?

5/5/2010 9:52:36 PM

can't...I gotta go watch a softball game...

this isn't gonna be one of those trips that I can do too much visiting

5/5/2010 9:55:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbvGfQvNsFw

aug 13th @ boutique apmhiheater

5/5/2010 10:04:52 PM

im so drunk

allergy meds + margaritaas + no food in belly = toasted way easy

5/5/2010 10:14:33 PM

I just dropped my fucking zephyrhills water bottle in the toilet after pissing.

Carefully picked it up and washed it for a few minutes before angrily throwing it away.

Depressed.

5/5/2010 10:30:36 PM

5/5/2010 10:40:38 PM

hot

5/5/2010 10:42:42 PM

I just woke up from a 5 hour nap. Now wtf do I do?

5/5/2010 10:46:25 PM

^I did that on Sunday right around the same time, and I wasn't able to go to sleep again 'til like 7:30am. My schedule is still fucked up.

5/5/2010 10:49:51 PM

take some benedryl and go back to bed.

5/5/2010 10:52:29 PM

wow I'm tired

5/5/2010 10:55:43 PM

Quote :

"I just dropped my fucking zephyrhills water bottle in the toilet after pissing. Carefully picked it up and washed it for a few minutes before angrily throwing it away. Depressed."

you know piss is sterile right
no need to throw something away b/c you got a little piss on it

5/5/2010 10:56:04 PM

bllaaahhh 5 hour nap ftl

5/5/2010 11:00:28 PM

I am sleepy, but I need to shower and go to the bar and say happy birthday to someone

5/5/2010 11:09:03 PM

im so drunk

allergy meds illegal uppers + margaritaas 5 draft beers + no food in belly = toasted way easy

5/5/2010 11:12:16 PM

can't sleep

benadryl is a great idea... children's cherry benadryl ftw

not getting something out of your head ftl

5/5/2010 11:14:21 PM

^^I have to drink MORE to get drunk if I take any uppers

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 11:15 PM. Reason : ^^]

5/5/2010 11:14:38 PM

weak


....j/k

5/5/2010 11:14:47 PM

why are you still awake? you need a spankin' young lady!

5/5/2010 11:14:54 PM

^yes pls

headed to the bedroom....NAOW

5/5/2010 11:15:32 PM

i love when jon stewart can't keep a straight face

5/5/2010 11:16:04 PM

i too am watching TDS

5/5/2010 11:16:53 PM

Sooo I finally saw the Machete trailer. O.M.F.G. T. Y. L. K!

5/5/2010 11:53:18 PM

Jizz in your pants much?

5/5/2010 11:54:50 PM

if I stop posting, I want you all to know that nothing bad happened to me, I just ran away.

FML.

viva la mejico

5/5/2010 11:56:20 PM

maybe drinking beer while i study wasn't a good idea

5/5/2010 11:59:46 PM

5/6/2010 12:01:16 AM

5/6/2010 12:04:05 AM

I should not be in this much pain.

5/6/2010 12:10:04 AM

i need company
*whines*

5/6/2010 12:15:52 AM

5/6/2010 12:24:36 AM

i like how four beers has given me an all day hangover

5/6/2010 12:56:34 AM

yeah, hang overs seem to get worse as i get older.

5/6/2010 1:00:13 AM

I should shave

5/6/2010 1:18:34 AM

april did not go as planned

5/6/2010 1:19:29 AM

my hair has gotten so long that when I wash my face before bed a couple of suds get caught in it

5/6/2010 1:46:35 AM

oh, and I'm an hour late, but 7.6

5/6/2010 2:02:35 AM