Well, individuals who have a cock that deserves mocking might get mocked by a cockmocker (However wrong this may be son).

Luckily I am exempt from such action.

5/6/2010 2:32:51 PM

no one on in the internet is

they dont exist

5/6/2010 2:40:51 PM

I've been sleeping way too much the last few days

5/6/2010 3:10:00 PM

Whew.......

5/6/2010 3:13:58 PM

Quote :

"I've been sleeping way too much the last few days "

5/6/2010 3:18:43 PM

i wish i could stop throwing up so I can focus on this paper

5/6/2010 3:20:13 PM

holy sweet jesus I am DONE with all my homework. no more lab reports or papers or seminars or posters to do. fuck yes.



now just 4 days of absolute hell to cram for my biochem exam and I should be good. bleh.

5/6/2010 3:26:39 PM

damn you Hopscotch for suckering me into creating a twitter account

it must be a little chilly in hell right now

5/6/2010 3:48:24 PM

^they're blowing up on my fb feed

bout to get the ignore

5/6/2010 3:53:24 PM

I think I'll listen to some death metal to get this song out of my head

5/6/2010 4:16:09 PM

it's always cocksmoker


one of the best words ever :d

5/6/2010 4:31:54 PM

fml

it was only a practice test... thanks so much for telling me that on the phone

5/6/2010 4:39:12 PM

^
flunked the test?

5/6/2010 4:42:01 PM

man, where has this day gone?

5/6/2010 4:44:06 PM

yeah really

5/6/2010 4:49:05 PM

5/6/2010 4:49:11 PM

I could use some kissy faces!

5/6/2010 4:58:07 PM

allowing your girlfriend to know your facebook password is the DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA EVER. a conversation i was having with another girl about our relationship, that i didnt think there was anything wrong with, has turned into a bitch fit

5/6/2010 6:06:28 PM

^thats some day 1 shit right there



Nah, I have been there. That is why I never give my pw to anyone now. I don't put myself into situations that can come back and bite me in the ass, but now there is even less likelyhood for something to be misconstrued





oh, and what am I thinking about... about how I wish I could be out drinking tonight with everyone instead of studying stupid scientific journals

5/6/2010 6:08:31 PM

5/6/2010 6:08:53 PM

^^^ Did she just log in and start going through your messages and stuff? Because that's pretty shitty.

5/6/2010 6:17:12 PM

following thegoodlife3 on twitter. " "

5/6/2010 6:17:33 PM

ay dawg ay

5/6/2010 6:21:56 PM

ok i'm officially stressed and the world hates me

and now i can't even watch tv without inevitably seeing a hallmark commercial for mother's day that makes me cry

THATS IT I'M CRACKING A BEER :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

5/6/2010 6:38:40 PM

hell yeah

getchu a gd beer

5/6/2010 6:39:17 PM

^^i just cracked #2
i'm sorry boo

DEEP BREATHS


aaaaaaaaaaand CHUG

5/6/2010 6:39:28 PM

i know whew.....trying

i have an exam at 9am tomorrow so i can't get drunk BUT i can have a few beers now since it is still a reasonable hour and since i studied hard today and still have time to review before bed

5/6/2010 6:40:23 PM

quick cleaning of my apt - hopefully will cause stress to go down a little

bubble bath - hopefully will cause stress to go down a little

studying until grey's anatomy

grey's (if its new anyway, i don't even know)

then studying until like 12 or 1. and up at 6 to study until 8:15.

5/6/2010 7:05:22 PM

Grey's is new!!

PP is new AND it's the 2nd to last episode!

5/6/2010 7:12:24 PM

yayyy ok maybe i will watch both and do flash cards during commercials! right now i'm trying to clean my apt as much as i can cause i have someone coming to look at it sunday and i have an exam tomorrow a HUGE ASS exam sat morning and a 1/2 marathon meeting saturday night and um...my place looks like a miniature version of hoarders buried alive

i just went through a stack of male that had stuff from jan in it

and an old stack of school memos that my cat had decided to pee on at some point (old pee - she's a great judge of academic merit hahaha)

5/6/2010 7:58:55 PM

just sent the emails

5/6/2010 8:04:41 PM

I just sent Joie a sext message

I feel so dirty

5/6/2010 8:12:54 PM

^i like how you pretend this is the first time

5/6/2010 8:14:52 PM

5/6/2010 8:16:53 PM

send me n00dz.

5/6/2010 8:17:31 PM

you don't know what you're asking for

5/6/2010 8:18:02 PM

she's asking for that half bald, herpes scarred TAINT

5/6/2010 8:23:08 PM

long day, but glad i was able to make it to zumba just in time to cap it all off

5/6/2010 8:47:16 PM

I have just become a Chris Rock stereotype by finishing this mayonnaise sandwich.

5/6/2010 8:50:49 PM

I have the hiccups . . reaaaalllly loud hiccups

5/6/2010 9:19:23 PM

should i go to the gym????? cant fucking decide....i ate at 7.30

5/6/2010 9:26:16 PM

want to go to the Rosebuds show downtown but i'm kinda worn out from going out the last two nights

5/6/2010 9:27:04 PM

I am prepared for take off

5/6/2010 9:40:36 PM

i ate way too much.

i feel really sick

5/6/2010 9:41:08 PM

Quote :

"want to go to the Rosebuds show downtown but i'm kinda worn out from going out the last two nights "

poor you. totally shedding a tear for you over here.

5/6/2010 9:41:45 PM

ugh so far today i've been bombarded by mother's day hallmark commercials

had someone tell me that their parent survived cancer (which is totally great and i can't be mad about at all but i'm still slightly jealous)

and now some girl's mom is dead on grey's anatomy

and flower people keep sending me e-mails to buy flowers for mother's day



i want to skip to monday, please. plus i'd also be skipping 2 exams

5/6/2010 9:46:01 PM

poor bmel

5/6/2010 9:46:39 PM

what happened??

5/6/2010 9:47:31 PM

^^
i will take care of her! whats wrong

5/6/2010 9:49:44 PM

i should be studying but instead I"M ON TWW

5/6/2010 9:52:50 PM