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9/14/2010 9:07:57 PM

Confessions for me please?

9/14/2010 9:57:54 PM

confess to me

9/14/2010 10:00:15 PM

Quote :

"Anytime I want to say "perculator," I have to catch myself from saying tuberculosis... ""

what line of work would one have to be in to have the opportunity to say the word "perculator" that often?

9/14/2010 10:07:01 PM

I wish I had a good confession to randomly pm someone with, but I don't

9/14/2010 10:10:02 PM

^^maybe that's how he likes to make his coffee

9/14/2010 10:10:45 PM

old school coffee fanatic?

[Edited on September 14, 2010 at 10:11 PM. Reason : nrr beat me to it]

9/14/2010 10:11:11 PM

this thread is fucking boring now.

9/14/2010 10:24:09 PM

your mom's fucking boring

9/14/2010 10:25:51 PM

perculator isn't even a word

9/14/2010 10:26:24 PM

it is an incorrectly spelled word

9/14/2010 10:40:22 PM

Quote :

"I just bought my wife a bunch of bras that were on sale, she thinks its cause im sweet and considerate and all that shit, but its really cause they snap in the front and I can just walk by and undo them whenever I want to be "funny" and she HATES that shit "

Quote :

"I just had two dates with two diff people in the same night. So confused. I dig them both. I hate this feeling. "

Quote :

"it's a weird feeling getting a friend request from someone that you cant remember if you banged or not, many years ago. pretty sure so, but boy, that "i'm in my mid-twenties with a kid, no man, i better go anorexic for a few years on that 190% coffee, cigarettes and cocaine diet" really does do a number on girls. you were hotter as relatively thick. you're only making things worse. i mean, i get it. it's gotta be against everything in your nature to be alone at this stage in your life, while everyone that's still in that podunk city has married off to the football player that's now a cart wrangler at the wal mart, but reaching is pretty desperate. but i appreciate you letting me peruse your photos before i unfriend you. "

Quote :

"I am going through a 4-month dry spell because I won't have sex outside of a monogamous relationship. This may have to end soon. I'm dying. "

[Edited on September 14, 2010 at 11:32 PM. Reason : ...]

9/14/2010 11:12:00 PM

Quote :

"i'd be better off in a pinebox on a slow train back to georgia "

9/14/2010 11:34:22 PM

Quote :

"I'm dating someone 18 years my senior and I'm afraid my parents will disown me. "

9/14/2010 11:38:08 PM

i'll take confessions. i'm bored

Quote :

"I just picked the most glorious booger. I love for boogers like this one."

[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 12:00 AM. Reason : confessionnnnnn]

9/14/2010 11:41:45 PM

Quote :

"sometimes i send friend requests to people who didnt like me in college, just to see who is still bitter about shit some people still dont accept, even 5 years out of college i dont even know what i did to most of them anymore, but i get some sort of sick satisfaction that they are still mad at me "

Quote :

"Sometimes I just think to myself that I'm ready to just die. Not suicide. I just feel like there isn't anything for me to look forward to anymore. Just nothing worth living for anymore. The only reason I am confessing this is because my only other outlet for confessing these feelings is unable to recieve these feelings right now. "

9/15/2010 12:03:00 AM

I'll take one

make it depressing.

9/15/2010 12:05:27 AM

^^ I think that person is giving themselves a bit too much credit. A lot of people just wouldn't want to accept a friend request of some person they only knew 5 years ago and didn't really like, not because they're still mad.

9/15/2010 12:12:17 AM

Quote :

"I leaked the Jen photos to billytalent."

Quote :

"THE PLOT THICKENS"

9/15/2010 1:26:18 AM

Quote :

"I wish I wasn't such an ass and that it didn't come so naturally. I used to be the nicest person for so long and I had nothing to show for it. People have walked all over me. So now that I'm an ass, I get all sorts of attention. It's all short lived because at the end of the day I still have nothing to show for it."

9/15/2010 1:31:48 AM

TRUE CONFESSIONS ITT

9/15/2010 1:46:17 AM

I had a hunch that that was true lol

9/15/2010 1:47:35 AM

Quote :

"I wish I enjoyed cooking, but only because my boyfriend really loves it when I cook for him. I wish he would just really love it when I do his laundry and clean up after him. "

9/15/2010 1:54:05 AM

Re: the facebook hater friend request confession:

This chick added me on facebook that I know hated me in high school and still hates me.

She just wants to make sure that I don't have a better life than she does, I guess.

I want to delete her, but she's kinda lame and it makes me feel better about myself.

9/15/2010 2:45:35 AM

slow day....send me your confessions people!

9/15/2010 10:47:28 AM

confessions, please?

9/15/2010 11:20:12 AM

Quote :

"There's a wolfwebber that I've been giving shit to for years. Turns out they're not as stupid as I thought, and I've been happily PMing with them for a while now. Why can't people act the same in all mediums and places? Or maybe I'm just lazy in that regard "

MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

9/15/2010 11:21:18 AM

I, too, would like confessions.
Please.

9/15/2010 11:24:03 AM

I jerked off, popped two adderall and tried to jerk off 20 mins later

I couldn't even get a partial

9/15/2010 11:50:39 AM

Quote :

"I'm so tired of drama. Everywhere you look there's drama. People are always causing unnecessary drama and that's the worst kind. I don't understand why things can't be simple, like when you were little. When you were little, you had a fight with a friend and the next day, you were over it, back to being bffs. When you were little, you didn't have to work with ignorant people that complain about everything. When you were little, you respected your superiors (well...you were suppose to) and didn't tell them what to do. Why is it that we can't have a less drama filled life now that we are older. I would give anything to just get away from everyone and everything. I would love to live on a deserted island with just myself, my pet(s), and a friend(s) and/or companion that didn't have any drama. I'm tired of the world we live in and I'm ready for it to be different. I'm ready to find people to have in my life that I like to be around, people I like to work with, people who like me for who I am and I like them for who they are. I'm ready to eliminate the people from my life who cause drama and start fresh!"

9/15/2010 11:51:49 AM

how the hell do you jerk off again 20 minutes later?

I guess I just dont turn myself on that much...

9/15/2010 11:52:31 AM

bored, send me confessions

9/15/2010 11:56:17 AM

I, actually, like drama as long as I am not directly involved.
A lack of drama can be overrated.

9/15/2010 12:18:21 PM

Quote :

"I committed a felony not too long ago. This will the be 3rd one I've ever gotten away with..."

9/15/2010 12:22:09 PM

Patently false. Its not considered a crime unless they catch you.

You could rape and pillage an entire village and not have committed a felony unless you're charged for it.

9/15/2010 12:26:06 PM

Uh oh! SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!

9/15/2010 12:27:36 PM

Quote :

"I constantly compliment and sometimes even flirt with my girlfriends friends. Hope she could take a hint. "

9/15/2010 12:32:50 PM

Quote :

"i'm watching full house and setting up a threesome for myself. i feel kinda weird about that "

Sounds kinda kinky to me.

9/15/2010 2:36:53 PM

There are a whooooooooooole lot of people who you should meet.

9/15/2010 9:43:58 PM

send me the confessions

9/15/2010 9:45:28 PM

Quote :

""I am going through a 4-month dry spell because I won't have sex outside of a monogamous relationship. This may have to end soon. I'm dying. ""

So wait, you've gone 4 months without sex? WTF??

9/15/2010 9:48:35 PM

i went 17 yrs w/o having sex. what's the big deal?

9/15/2010 9:57:59 PM

Quote :

"I have mild prosopagnosia(inability to recognize faces), so I usually can remember people by thier jewelry, watch, or hair. If they change these I'm screwed. Or sometimes I can find one distinctive thing to remember like a mole, large nose, or scar."

never even heard of that. sucks.

9/15/2010 10:04:13 PM

I remember learning about that when a guy on Jeopardy had it when I was a kid. He said if he walked by his wife on the street he wouldn't even recognize her. Weird.

9/15/2010 10:07:01 PM

Quote :

"I can't really recongnize myself in pictures or the mirror. I just go off of what I am supposed to look like. "

same person

9/15/2010 10:17:30 PM

Quote :

"I have had more instances of not recognizing myself in a mirror than I care to admit. But...it does happen, at least "

diff person

9/15/2010 10:20:46 PM

what ya got?

9/16/2010 12:28:04 AM

Quote :

"my poop today smelled like split pea soup oops "

oh lawd.

9/16/2010 1:42:38 AM

who sits there and smells their own shit

9/16/2010 3:48:15 AM

confess!!!

9/16/2010 11:11:00 AM