^ I'm not being a "douche" son, I honestly always thought this was a photoshop!

5/8/2010 10:54:40 PM

douche

5/8/2010 10:55:21 PM

i am so freaking exhausted

people better be happy that when they open my cabinets my pasta and croutons will be in order!

5/8/2010 10:55:58 PM

Sounds like you need some coke!

5/8/2010 10:56:51 PM

Quote :

"So Penelope Cruz and Scarlet Johansen make out in Vicki, Cristina, Barcelona. "

i really liked this movie and i thought their relationship was SO HOT. this is one of the ones 5.99 on sale at target i almost bought because it was so sexxxxy.

but i didn't

sigh

5/8/2010 10:56:52 PM

Watching The Big Lebowski over the 360 with bmel

Too cool

[Edited on May 8, 2010 at 11:07 PM. Reason : via her brother's Netflix]

5/8/2010 11:06:20 PM

I think Wicked just made it into my top 3 favorite musicals. Fanfuckingtasticalness.

5/8/2010 11:06:59 PM

^Stop rubbing it in you whore AND GET BACK TO STUDYING


/envy

5/8/2010 11:08:01 PM

hay bitches ^ & ^^

5/8/2010 11:08:53 PM

Bahahaha yea right I'm drunk as shit I'm going to bed

5/8/2010 11:09:26 PM

I still recommend the Victorinox Cadet for all your drug addiction needs. It also has a bottle opener son.

5/8/2010 11:13:36 PM

Last night: me, elise, and Z perused govdeals.com
Today: we gardened. Tonight, we watch star trek

At least we had some liquor this evening, or else we'd be totally lame and old

5/8/2010 11:14:58 PM

Quote :

"Fanfuckingtasticalness"

Rolls right off the tongue.

5/8/2010 11:18:40 PM

Obligatory I have something you can roll your tongue on

5/8/2010 11:19:50 PM

I bet you do, filthmonger!

5/8/2010 11:21:16 PM

^^ Oh I would.

5/8/2010 11:21:52 PM

It's going to be like brushing your teeth with used blue juice from a portadump son.

Don't say I didn't warn ya son.

5/8/2010 11:24:12 PM

tWat?

5/8/2010 11:27:26 PM

oy.

5/8/2010 11:28:16 PM

Haha I am sorry the only girls you can get have led you to believe such things about tongue rolling on girls but I assure you that is not the situation

5/8/2010 11:28:55 PM

Hi twoozles!!!

5/8/2010 11:30:04 PM

I have tasted premium pussy. It's like day old eastern NC barbecue.

5/8/2010 11:32:56 PM

(We all know I'm referring specifically to one DDK who is an unsanitary individual son, not all individuals. In this case, used red juice or blue juice from a portable dump/piss facility is going to be similar in flavor son.)

5/8/2010 11:34:26 PM

5/8/2010 11:35:04 PM

5/8/2010 11:41:13 PM

MY GOD THAT WAS AWFUL

5/9/2010 12:04:26 AM

I <3 black cock

But black pussy makes me

5/9/2010 12:57:28 AM

I love how it smells outside.

5/9/2010 1:57:01 AM

are we going anywhere with this or am I just spinning my wheels?

5/9/2010 1:57:42 AM

i love how it smells in my house!!!!

i bought some potpourri today at the target. it is honeysuckle and jasmine. it looks pretty and a lot came in the box i filled one good sized basket (like kleenex box size) with it for the back of my toilet. and two small bowls. one by my bed and one on my entry table.

5/9/2010 1:59:53 AM

God damn "The Boondocks" is fucking hilarious!

5/9/2010 2:27:39 AM

interesting that they claimed to bring all the girls back to take some of the workload off betty white

but betty white was in every sketch

5/9/2010 5:34:53 AM

I like it when teachers rely heavily on logical fallacies to support their belief systems.

5/9/2010 5:53:42 AM

ugggg...don't wanna be awake right now.

5/9/2010 8:48:06 AM

A nurse just brought me a muffin for mother's day and made me cry like a little girl

5/9/2010 9:55:54 AM

Well, that's because you still are a little girl deep down son!

5/9/2010 10:01:16 AM

i hate when a dream is on the verge of some epic showdown and you just fuckin wake up for no reason

5/9/2010 10:04:04 AM

^ or you're finally about to make it with that hottie you always wanted

5/9/2010 10:06:23 AM

I don't dream about women son. I simply make it happen for real son.

I fuck women in my sleep too son, it's a known fact.

5/9/2010 10:07:22 AM

Just ate breakfast out on my balcony. Temperature in the lower 60s, light breeze, overcast. Perfect.

5/9/2010 12:03:14 PM

last night's snl was hilarious!

5/9/2010 12:14:36 PM

Finished my second triathlon ever

5/9/2010 12:24:22 PM

MOTH JUST LIED ITT.

5/9/2010 12:24:54 PM

sick and tired of being in this damn hospital. I think I know what it feels like to be a prison inmate now

5/9/2010 12:27:53 PM

L'HÔPITAL'S RULE SON.

5/9/2010 12:30:37 PM

short in my laptop charger

5/9/2010 1:05:58 PM

I think today would be the perfect day to announce my big news to tww.

5/9/2010 1:12:19 PM

oops

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .]

5/9/2010 1:13:12 PM

edit that out!

not yet!

5/9/2010 1:14:15 PM

5/9/2010 1:14:51 PM