Why would I not read them?

5/11/2010 8:29:09 PM

b/c you have better things to do with your life than troll craigslist for dick...

O waiyt this is the TWW.
nvm

5/11/2010 8:31:21 PM

I already played mario kart tonight

what more do you people want

5/11/2010 8:32:15 PM

gunzz
@ greensboro

i mean its not that bad but i guess i'll never make it in a small town. i know this isn't a small town by any means but i can't even hack it here hahaha. poor me. i think i could do a small town if i had a house with a very giant garden and like chickens and goats and cows. and horses, duh.

5/11/2010 8:33:34 PM

^don't steal my small town dream

but must have chickens.

5/11/2010 8:34:48 PM

Quote :

"I really cannot get over how big this dick is http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/1735845695.html where's stumper when you need her?"

holy jesus

do not want

like srsly

5/11/2010 8:38:47 PM

lies
I like how you were nowhere to be found, your name is mentioned in connection with cock, and BAM here you are

5/11/2010 8:39:34 PM

LOL It's not even like that.

I closed the laptop to watch TV and eat my dinner. I just now got back on TWW.

5/11/2010 8:40:07 PM

apparently, no one needs a good hard deep dicking.

5/11/2010 8:40:17 PM

ok i clicked the link out of curiosity

now i'm running away

5/11/2010 8:40:22 PM

what should we do after katie's graduation tomorrow night?

5/11/2010 8:41:40 PM

I feel like I don't have anyone in my graduating class to really celebrate with

Co-oping put me in an off-semester class, and I just met this new group of classmates last semester.

5/11/2010 8:43:33 PM

I wonder if the reason for me not having to work tomorrow is because tomorrow is when I'm gonna get the letter in the mail saying that I didn't get into ECU. Cause since I don't have to work tomorrow I will be the first to the mail, and I'm gonna be ashamed if my dad sees it first that I got a small envelope from ECU instead of a big one.

This is just going off the fact that I am assuming that I didn't get in.

5/11/2010 8:45:03 PM

Quote :

"ok i clicked the link out of curiosity now i'm running away"

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH i'm running away with ya.

so i've been so good today with eating healthy foods and working out but now i'm kind of hungry and i am debating if i want to eat some homemade salsa and corn chips. yay or nay tww?

5/11/2010 8:45:20 PM

depends on the corn chips.
some corn chips can really break a healthy day.

5/11/2010 8:45:49 PM

Quote :

"I wonder if the reason for me not having to work tomorrow is because tomorrow is when I'm gonna get the letter in the mail saying that I didn't get into ECU. Cause since I don't have to work tomorrow I will be the first to the mail, and I'm gonna be ashamed if my dad sees it first that I got a small envelope from ECU instead of a big one. This is just going off the fact that I am assuming that I didn't get in."

just an FYI

if you got in, the website would tell you

if it says you're getting something in the mail, that likely means you didn't get in

5/11/2010 8:45:58 PM

great...oh well

seriously though, if I don't get in I'm thinking of just giving up. I'm so burnt out on school and if I can't get into ECU then that's probably a sign that I'm not meant to be a successful person.

but if I don't get in it'll be like being given a present then having it taken away from me...I got into the Wachovia teaching program there, which was awesome.

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 8:49 PM. Reason : ]

5/11/2010 8:46:24 PM

Quote :

"depends on the corn chips. some corn chips can really break a healthy day."

thats what i'm thinking....they're the tostidos corn chips.

cmon tww....where is lucy and kirk when i need them. yay or nay?

5/11/2010 8:51:02 PM

YES GO FOR IT

i'm about to eat come corn chips and some salsa left over from yesterday

BUT NOT A LOT

but some

cause i ate a salad for dinner and i'm still hongry haha. and a yogurt. but i need something snacky.

5/11/2010 8:52:54 PM

yea def no way i could ever live in a town smaller than greensboro. who am i kidding

i want to live somewhere with a baseball team, an nba team and an nfl team and have a job where i can afford tickets to at least one of those things listed. but i do not want to ever have to cheer for the patriots or the cowboys. and i would prefer not to have to cheer for the lakers.

UGH LOST IS COMING ON BUT I WANT TO WATCH THE LEBRONS

and i don't have dvr.

5/11/2010 8:57:54 PM

uggg I am feeling so bummed out right now.

5/11/2010 8:59:23 PM

i wish she'd just learn, i dont want to have to start rubbing her nose in pee

5/11/2010 9:01:04 PM

^ I first read that post with the understanding that the pronoun referred to your girlfriend.

5/11/2010 9:01:54 PM

i rub her nose in worse things than pee

5/11/2010 9:05:22 PM

10/10, sir.

5/11/2010 9:07:21 PM

fuck the world.

Yeah I said it. Fuck the world.

Also, I really like this movie Lord, Save Us From Your Followers.

5/11/2010 9:09:47 PM

Taco Tuesday with Tiffany. hahah. then watching boondock saints two.

5/11/2010 9:10:01 PM

life without dvr is sadness.

5/11/2010 9:10:06 PM

^ Wordsworth pwnt. stay home.

5/11/2010 9:11:46 PM

the tv is so small

5/11/2010 9:16:01 PM

like my penis?

5/11/2010 9:17:32 PM

Quote :

"life without dvr is sadness. "

haha it is. i live this way. it is like living in the dark ages lol

5/11/2010 9:17:55 PM

Preach the gospel constantly, use words only when necessary.

Yeah I like that.

5/11/2010 9:21:20 PM

fucking cunts

5/11/2010 9:25:44 PM

OK, seriously, it's time for me to walk away from the internet.

5/11/2010 10:15:11 PM

i need to shower so i don't get in my bed dirtayyy

ok

here i go i guess

5/11/2010 10:26:01 PM

And she's not that special either.

Gooooooooood god. It's a good thing that I don't care too much about maintaining friendships, because I'd get criminally frustrated with a quickness if I did.

5/11/2010 10:29:19 PM

I for seriously need to figure out another good location for a tattoo.

I have plenty of time to decide, since I don't have the money for a new tattoo right now, but I can't decide.

I want some place that won't stretch or shrink too much if I gain or lose weight, but I don't want a place that will be hard to cover up in the summer months.

I can't decide.

5/11/2010 10:39:12 PM

Oh yeah I just remembered that I heard Hanson on CNN this morning...it was nice.

5/11/2010 10:46:54 PM

HICCUPS

5/11/2010 10:49:56 PM

HICCUPS

5/11/2010 10:49:56 PM

double post suspend

5/11/2010 10:50:20 PM

5/11/2010 10:50:42 PM

I am extremely sad to see the cool weather go away until September

5/11/2010 10:54:01 PM

Oh fuck....

I want that voice

5/11/2010 11:11:08 PM

^Now all those pre-teen girls are horny.

5/11/2010 11:14:50 PM

I know, right?

Gah I didn't know any guys in my middle school that could sing like that.

I seriously need to meet a guy that can sing. I would love to date a guy that will sing duets with me, and actually sound good.

5/11/2010 11:16:12 PM

i am bored outta my mind!

5/11/2010 11:16:26 PM

oh and ibtyouwanttosoundlikeaprepubescentboy comments

Musically-gifted dudes are the only types of dudes I ever dated until now hehe

5/11/2010 11:18:06 PM

he's going to be so pissed when he hits puberty and can't hit those notes anymore

5/11/2010 11:18:31 PM