Fair enough.

7/19/2010 11:52:29 PM

I didn't read this thread, I just wanted to make an allusion to the band Butthole Surfers, in the event that it had not already been made.

7/20/2010 12:04:48 AM

no

7/20/2010 12:37:14 AM

ttt

9/8/2010 11:33:54 AM

do you?

9/8/2010 12:39:29 PM

had mine licked just recently while getting some palm action.. such a great feeling. judge all ya want.

9/8/2010 12:41:39 PM

what was his name?

9/8/2010 2:38:27 PM

SICK BURN

9/8/2010 2:41:25 PM

Sure. And had it done to me. Assplay is highly underrated.

9/8/2010 2:47:40 PM

One of these days, I'm gonna get to do this

9/8/2010 2:59:13 PM

wait.

xtine's never licked ass??????????

9/8/2010 3:21:00 PM

ambrosia1231 ill let you lick mine today...

9/8/2010 3:23:50 PM

^^No!



[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 3:24 PM. Reason : ^You forget that I'm 2/3 across the country ]

9/8/2010 3:23:51 PM

The more I find out about you. The more I realize that you're a wannabe.

9/8/2010 3:24:37 PM

Or courteous when it really matters

9/8/2010 3:25:39 PM

where might that be?

9/8/2010 3:26:40 PM

Colorado.
Pay attention, n00b!

9/8/2010 3:27:03 PM

Whatever. It's pretty gotdamned easy to lick and suck on some balls and then tongue some ass during a primo blow job.

9/8/2010 3:28:34 PM

hahaha, im currently in Grand Junction, Colorado as we speek, ill be here till tomorrow...

ill start trying to pay attention again, Veteran!

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 3:29 PM. Reason : i=o]

9/8/2010 3:29:08 PM

^^If the ass is 100% off-limits, I'm going to fucking respect that.

^NICE!

9/8/2010 3:32:34 PM

Quote :

"Whatever. It's pretty gotdamned easy to lick and suck on some balls and then tongue some ass during a primo blow job."

never said better

9/8/2010 3:45:09 PM

you people - gross as fuck.

9/8/2010 4:07:04 PM

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 8:28 PM. Reason : df]

9/26/2010 8:27:41 PM

i think she's tryin' to find some meth up there

9/26/2010 8:31:36 PM

^ made me seriously LOL

well done

9/26/2010 8:46:36 PM

are those turds by her left knee?

9/26/2010 8:48:52 PM

I've seen a lot of porn in my life

and I can still not understand how any woman would allow a picture like that to be taken of herself.





I WOULD SLIT THAT BITCH'S THROAT IF SHE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE WHILE SHE WAS EATING MY ASSHOLE!!!1ONE

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 8:56 PM. Reason : moar]

9/26/2010 8:55:38 PM

bitch needs to trade in the asshole for a cheeseburger

9/26/2010 8:57:03 PM

http://amateuranal.tumblr.com

9/26/2010 9:16:13 PM

urinal?

9/26/2010 9:19:35 PM

not really sure what's going on here o_O

9/26/2010 9:25:14 PM

Awesomeness, that's what

9/26/2010 9:25:52 PM

No, but not for lack of effort

9/26/2010 9:32:02 PM

don't knock it til you've tried it. one of the largest concentrations of nerve endings in the body is around the anus.

9/27/2010 5:41:52 AM

I <3 this thread and ass licking

9/27/2010 8:46:51 AM

ttt

10/20/2010 5:30:10 PM

hell no

10/20/2010 5:35:11 PM

well, duh.

You don't have a gf OR a bf

10/20/2010 5:36:16 PM

lulz, gross



[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 6:30 PM. Reason : topical]

10/20/2010 6:29:25 PM

Bttt. I could go for this, but doubt I can convince this one.

2/25/2011 2:39:59 PM

reposting from pg 1

Quote :

"I've done it before, and don't mind doing it, but I gotta make sure she takes a shower beforehand. It's a carefully planned process, because I can't let her know that I won't get close to it without her showering first. I have to make it all sexy sounding. "hey baby, let's go take a shower.... together" (together implies that I can witness the washing of the butt crack) "oh yea, that's so sexy. now take this soft, clean wash cloth, freshly lathered with anti-bacterial soap and wash your butt crack." "oh damn that's so hot" "now take this removable massaging showerhead and rinse yourself. thoroughly." (thoroughly because I can't stand the taste of soap, either) "damn that's sexy" now my objective is complete, but i still need to make her think the shower is for other purposes "oh yea you look so hot. now let's dry off in these fluffy, white, oversized pima cotton towels, and slip on your sexy cashmere bathrobe" then, i make sure that she gets completely dry down there by drinking a glass of wine or something romantic, while sitting on a hard surface chair. this spreads her butt cheeks open to air dry and lets the robe capture any remaining moisture still in her crack. stale buttwater is gross, especially if she microfarts or something, some of that smell/taste gets captured in the water up there. then i'm all ready for business -joe17669"

2/25/2011 10:21:32 PM

don't mind giving every now and then. However I have to know that the girl I'm with is really clean. Plus it tends to lead fun places

2/26/2011 3:49:32 AM

it too me forever to find this thread- sytupid screen reader is so goddamn slow and inefficient

so my boy hampton and i were at this restaurant last night. i guess since i can't see yet my other senses are becoming stronger. anyways this waitress named kristencomes up to us, has a lovely voice with a familiar chanel scent (definitely not no. 5, maybe chance eau fraiche? its been a while( anywyas all i could do is imagine that she's hot. hampton confirmed that she was about 5'5, brunette, blue eyes, about 115-120 lbs with a petite yet athletic build. plus he said she has all of her teeth hahah, he is from alabama so i guess thats a rare sight down there

anyways we get home and all nihgt all i coudl think about is going down o n this girl and licking her butthole (among other things of course). its ben a long time since ive licked a butthole, and i had trouble sleeping because i wanted it so bad. when i woke up this morning i wouldve swarn i had the taste of butthole on my tongue. i told hampton about this while he was getting ready to go run and he called me a sick demnted person and immediately left the house. i guess hell never know how awesome licking a girls buthole can really be.

so any hottie tww ladies want a free trip down to atlanta? :spon: ill provideaccommodations and a shower with antibacterial soap!

3/19/2011 7:04:01 PM

Quote :

"when i woke up this morning i wouldve swarn i had the taste of butthole on my tongue."

EMCE wuz here

3/19/2011 7:11:54 PM

Hmmm interesting.

3/19/2011 7:12:05 PM

Quote :

"EMCE wuz here"

Hampton exposed?

3/19/2011 7:13:25 PM

^^^^ you could do it on hampton and pretend it is the brunette waitress?

i mean, if you can't see, it is all the same, right?

put that anti-bacterial soap to good use!

3/19/2011 7:16:58 PM

Just as long as Hampton doesn't have a hairy butt.

3/19/2011 7:18:18 PM

It's amazing how 0EPII1 ruins every single thread he posts in.

Well, I guess amazing isn't the right word. All the same, I wish he would die. Painfully.

3/19/2011 7:18:31 PM

^ yeah, the guy is pretty much a cancer on the entire site.

3/19/2011 7:19:31 PM