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5/29/2009 2:13:09 AM

/groan.

5/29/2009 8:14:30 AM

Papyrus is almost as bad as Comic Sans

5/29/2009 9:15:30 AM

whats wrong with comic sans?

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 9:16 AM. Reason : it is used when you want to get a point across using the words "pow" or "bam"]

5/29/2009 9:16:13 AM

Comic Sans is fine in that context, but people misuse it all the time.

Comic Sans from Sam and Anita on Vimeo.

5/29/2009 9:22:37 AM

"We have met the enemy and he is us."

6/1/2009 8:43:23 AM

Haha, awesome. I have heard much about this twilight business and haven't seen it or know much more about it than it's a movie for whiny goth kids, haha.

I guess that's a good thing. I'm well on my way to becoming one of those adults who is disconnected with pop culture and whose concerns are primarily in his health, finances, and a handful of special interests.

6/1/2009 8:47:13 AM

Quote :

"a movie for whiny goth kids"

eh, not really. they may be fans, but there's a lot of people i think are otherwise pretty normal who can't get enough of that stupid shit.

my gf being one.

[Edited on June 1, 2009 at 8:50 AM. Reason : OMG EDWARD IS SO CUTE!....it's fucking buffy the vampire slayer and the movie was corny]

6/1/2009 8:50:02 AM

"This happens in geek circles every so often. The 'Hey, this is just a system I can figure out easily!' is also a problem among engineers first diving into the stock market."

6/3/2009 10:58:53 AM

the alttext today was especially funny, i thought.

6/3/2009 11:03:41 AM

"Wait, is that the ORIGINAL voynich manuscript? Where did you GET that? Wanna try playing a round of Druids and Dicotyledons?"

6/5/2009 9:18:38 AM

/chuckle

6/7/2009 1:59:10 PM

"413 nanohertz, by the way."

6/8/2009 10:03:15 AM

i disagree with his calculation

6/8/2009 10:17:32 AM

his calculation is spot-on. convert 28 days to seconds.

your nerd skillz are lacking

6/8/2009 10:21:24 AM

fuck i did, in fact, forget it was seconds.

6/8/2009 10:24:23 AM

LEARN TO UNITS

6/8/2009 10:28:19 AM

Programming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes.

6/10/2009 6:29:59 AM

how true


Wait, no, that one also loses. How about a nice game of chess?

6/26/2009 11:47:29 AM

By the third trimester, there will be hundreds of babies inside you.

7/3/2009 7:53:50 AM

awesome

7/3/2009 8:00:45 AM

Cracked.com is another inexplicable browser narcotic. They could write a list of '17 worst haircuts in the Ottoman Empire' and I'd read through to the end, then click on all the links at the end.

7/13/2009 7:39:16 PM

Hey, what are the odds -- five Ayn Rand fans on the same train! Must be going to a convention.


haha sounds like most of the folks in the soap box

7/15/2009 9:23:14 AM

They could say "the connection is probably lost," but it's more fun to do naive time-averaging to give you hope that if you wait around for 1,163 hours, it will finally finish.

7/20/2009 9:21:30 AM

^^^ Don't make the mistake of actually visiting TV Tropes. You'll never escape.

7/20/2009 9:30:58 AM

I wanted us to try finding an approximate numeric solution, but noooo.

7/22/2009 3:00:13 PM

If you don't have an extension cord I can get that too. Because we're friends! Right?



Hobby: seeing how many menu selections you can get someone to go through before they realize you're not an automated system and/or hang up.



You should talk to the girl down the hall; I think you'd like her. Lemme know if you find out why she's ordering all those colored plastic balls.

7/29/2009 11:15:18 AM

My biology grad student friends tell me that different types of alcohol don't actually have different effects. I trust their expertise, not because of the 'biology' part, but because of the 'grad student'.

7/31/2009 6:57:55 AM

^just lolled all over myself when i saw that this morning!

7/31/2009 7:53:57 AM

yeah, that is one of the funnier ones i've seen in a while


i still like explosm better though

7/31/2009 8:17:08 AM

I think that one is getting put up on my door at work...

7/31/2009 8:19:10 AM

explosm brings more silly lols. Both are 2 of my first 3 sites visited each morning. well XKCD MWF

7/31/2009 8:19:30 AM

The second to last frame of that makes me think of the gif with obama and hillary in the rapper kind of car, and it makes it the cartoon that much funnier.

7/31/2009 10:32:40 AM

My Deep Impact/Little Prince crossover fanfic has been poorly received by the community.

8/3/2009 6:55:39 AM

i should read that book so i understand lame jokes like that

8/3/2009 7:37:28 AM

LOLOLOL


^haha yes you should. you could knock it out in about an hour and a half.

8/3/2009 7:58:48 AM

hahah that is pretty loltastic

8/3/2009 8:01:37 AM

^^It must be a damn pamphlet then

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 8:10 AM. Reason : ^]

8/3/2009 8:01:48 AM

so i read a plot summary and the first 17 pages on google books

sounds kinda emo

8/3/2009 8:46:48 AM

I hear many of you finally have smooth Flash support, but me and my Intel card are still waiting on a kernel patch somewhere in the pipeline before we can watch Jon Stewart smoothly.

8/5/2009 7:26:24 AM

Please do not try any of this and die or get arrested.

8/8/2009 8:55:29 PM

Stay while I recount the crazy TF2 kill I managed yesterday, my friends.

8/11/2009 1:12:42 AM

Hey Its TWW on good ad day.

8/17/2009 8:43:08 AM

Actually, 'RSS&M' is kinda catchy.

8/17/2009 8:51:45 AM

damn, forgot about



A century later, the harrowing flight of the survivors from Oregon was dramatized in a popular video game.

8/17/2009 5:38:05 PM

'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'

8/24/2009 5:48:56 AM

You can do a lot better than 1% if you start keeping track of the patterns in what numbers people pick.

8/26/2009 5:52:11 PM

I'm teaching every 8-year old relative to say this, and every 14-year old to do the same with Toy Story. Also, Pokemon hit the US over a decade ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year.





getting old sucks.

10/9/2009 8:09:51 AM

And I could replace you with older pictures of you, from back when you looked happy.

10/14/2009 1:48:44 PM

In reference to the typography comic on the previous page:

10/14/2009 1:55:24 PM