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7/7/2008 6:27:21 PM

Quote :

"i was sufficiently creeped out by this point so i was trying to finish pumping as quickly as i could "

--evan

this one was too easy

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 7:07 PM. Reason : boooo.....it is on the last page BUT this context is better than the way it is quoted on 6 GRUMBLE]

7/7/2008 7:05:08 PM

"My girlfriend clogs my toilet at least once whenever she visits"

-ALkatraz

7/7/2008 10:06:45 PM

^^the vast majority of people posting in this thread have no clue what "out of context" means...


if you explain it...you're giving the context....

this isn't hard people

7/7/2008 10:53:51 PM

Quote :

"I have one, but it doesn't do that great of a job. It is pretty small"

- djeternal

7/8/2008 10:20:18 AM

i knew that was coming

7/8/2008 10:20:58 AM

Quote :

"It works OK, just takes forever."

- djeternal




^that's what she said

7/8/2008 10:22:08 AM

you missed this one:

Quote :

"OMG, I give the best blowjobs ever. Every guy I have been with has told me that"

-djeternal

7/8/2008 10:44:38 AM

oh damn...you're right

7/8/2008 10:46:37 AM

Ya know how a dog tilts it's head when it's confused?

Yea I just did that after reading your quote, Eric!!! WTF?

7/8/2008 10:49:18 AM

Quote :

"well it's not like i grind my coochie on the bottom of the bed or anything..."

LivinProof78

7/9/2008 4:07:51 PM

"i'm making kissy faces at fecalJpn"

-pttyndal

7/9/2008 9:01:48 PM

Quote :

"including the girls? it's about 8 people long at the moment"

LP78

7/10/2008 3:14:25 PM

damn, ya got me.

7/10/2008 3:17:51 PM

"don't spit. just blow."

-bottombaby

7/10/2008 7:58:20 PM

Quote :

"YOU ARE THE NUT BUTTER OF TWW"

sparky

7/10/2008 8:00:27 PM

Quote :

"Not completely confident of my enjoyment of the period. Hopefully I will get into it."

BEU

in Entertainment

7/11/2008 1:34:12 PM

"Can I get a nipple device for my desktop?"

-lmnop

7/12/2008 9:10:55 PM

"im considering posting my gf's phone number so you can relentlessly call her"

-ThatGoodLock

"when you hook up with high schoolers and people that live in dorms you have to ask these questions"

-LivinProof78

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 11:05 AM. Reason : &]

7/13/2008 10:39:19 AM

Quote :

"I'm going to be drinking some of you later this evening"

-- joe17669

7/13/2008 4:47:12 PM

Quote :

"i started laughing because it was so good. it was still very warm and gooey"

Robone85

7/14/2008 4:14:38 PM

Quote :

"i'm not a hipster. i listen to creed."

khcadwal

7/14/2008 11:04:15 PM

Quote :

"I've done girls games from like 8-18."

-IMStoned420

7/16/2008 2:51:17 PM

Quote :

"OOOhhhh me too...It bends backwards at more than a 90 degree angle."

-Fareako

7/17/2008 3:16:01 PM

Quote :

"i pulled out when i hit 33%"

jackleg

7/18/2008 10:09:06 AM

^haha

7/18/2008 10:20:35 AM

must be a typo, i leave a 5% margin of error, but i never pull out before 90. not even if we're playing pornstar

7/18/2008 10:28:14 AM

"his ass must get pretty itchy at times. I have to clean him up every now and then"

-zxappeal

7/19/2008 12:25:43 AM

Quote :

"I would not allow my boyfriend to hit it either, unless he doubled up on the condoms and brought his own."

lewoods

7/21/2008 11:32:53 AM

no, that was completely in context

7/21/2008 12:00:33 PM

"I'm a failure"

-GrumpyGOP

7/21/2008 4:29:24 PM

Quote :

"while you're at it, you can turn to me your other cheek and i'll strike it too."

joe_schmoe

7/22/2008 1:45:42 PM

Quote :

"who said anything about being gentle with 5 y/o's?"

- ThePeter

7/22/2008 1:47:32 PM

Quote :

"they always squirt in my eye"

lmnop

7/22/2008 2:23:17 PM

Biofreak70

Quote :

"i was seeing if you had class today cause i need an extra set of hands to go grab something"

poopface

Quote :

"you can come get me if you want, but i hope it's not too heavy cause my rib has not improved one bit"

Biofreak70

Quote :

"word, i'll come get ya-"

7/22/2008 4:48:27 PM

Quote :

"nahh he's pretty man lemme know if he needs a playmate sometime..."

sumfoo1

7/22/2008 5:05:17 PM

"Please prove your two Exs killed themselves"

-GGMon

/creepy

7/22/2008 6:02:21 PM

"Those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes i'll suck them"

-MunkeyMuck

7/22/2008 7:18:32 PM

Quote :

"sometimes i come at different times and he is there"

-dnl

7/22/2008 9:18:24 PM

"I'm going to take the plunge and just go gay"

-jchill2

7/23/2008 12:45:40 AM

"I broke into EMCE's house and peed in his face. (With my massive wang.)"

-bottombaby

7/23/2008 5:42:20 PM

"gushers ftw"

-dweedle

7/23/2008 6:48:06 PM

Quote :

"hey fykal did xsmp pm you after we met him that day?"

-dnl

7/23/2008 6:49:14 PM

ya, he said it was nice to meet me, dur

7/23/2008 6:54:09 PM

haha he got all pissy with me...hold up i'll bump a thread so you can see the other shit he sent

7/23/2008 6:55:52 PM

Quote :

"make a fucking phone call and let me know if you are coming to my house. it is not ok to just drop by. i am sincerely sorry if i hadn't made that clear to you before, however: considering the fact that you were expecting things from me that have always required asking, and discretion in the past, showing up unannounced while accompanied by unverified people - that's just ignoring protocol altogether. you fucked up."

lol

7/23/2008 6:56:57 PM

Quote :

"sounds like if you smoked a penis you could kill like 3 birds with one stone"

-DNL

7/23/2008 7:02:36 PM

Quote :

" well the mom pissed herself when i went to put some water in the trap "

- Aficionado

Quote :

" the cold beer feels good running down your body "

- Agent 0

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:21 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2008 12:19:47 PM

Quote :

"As soon as I knew I'd be staying at home with my kid, I reached for the dye again."

bottombaby

That could be taken multiple ways

7/24/2008 2:08:06 PM

Quote :

"there are a lot of things i would work for"

khcadwal

7/24/2008 10:48:25 PM