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1/15/2009 2:03:10 PM

is there any better evidence for kiwi's lack of passion than the fact that two months ago she was a photographer and now she's a painter?

perhaps she's truly searching for her medium, and that's great, but it's clear that neither painting nor photography is something that she can use to articulate herself

1/15/2009 2:04:09 PM

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

1/15/2009 2:05:11 PM

id say that if she is trying all these things out shes passionate about something

shemay not scribble random paint colors on a canvas as well as some people but hell i wouldnt wanna waste a second of my time painting shit or taking pretty photos


to me thats passion...i guess

1/15/2009 2:06:01 PM

what about interpretive dance

1/15/2009 2:06:03 PM

what about underwater basket weaving

1/15/2009 2:06:36 PM

the only thing i've ever painted was the walls of my toilet

1/15/2009 2:06:51 PM

lol, but were you passionate about it

1/15/2009 2:07:05 PM

i put all my doodoo hole's sprirt in the walls



i entitled it, "Mud Butt at the Opera on a Taco Bell Night"

1/15/2009 2:08:56 PM

hahahaha!!! poopface ftw. Now that is passion.

1/15/2009 2:09:03 PM

niiice

i cannot hate you brother

1/15/2009 2:11:26 PM

this one is going for 50 bucks

1/15/2009 2:24:32 PM

It's like cankles of the wrist.

there should be a name for that!

1/15/2009 2:30:01 PM

its abstract.

ya know.

1/15/2009 2:35:37 PM

i like the fact that this gentleman has the penis of an excited dog

1/15/2009 2:46:55 PM

OMG THEY HAVE NO CONCEPT OF ART!!!!

1/15/2009 2:47:19 PM

also the fact that that is a painting of a chinaman peeing on a purple monsters eye that happens to be peering through a hole in a blue drape

1/15/2009 2:48:48 PM

kiwi, shame on your for trying to be a professional painter and not knowing who pollock was.

1/15/2009 2:49:32 PM

Even the flower is trying to get away

^ sry

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 2:50 PM. Reason : whoasies]

1/15/2009 2:50:09 PM

im sure she knows a lot of polaks

1/15/2009 2:50:12 PM

so...

who wants to buy that shit?

1/15/2009 2:54:48 PM

Quote :

"kiwi, shame on your for trying to be a professional painter and not knowing who pollock was."

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 3:02 PM. Reason : fail]

1/15/2009 3:02:00 PM

1/15/2009 3:08:21 PM

LEAVE KIWI ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1/15/2009 3:11:01 PM

lulz

1/15/2009 4:33:01 PM

oh holy fuck


i almost pissed my self when i saw that

i have a meeting in a few minutes, so i don't have time to catch up with this thread

wtf happened to get it 2 more pages???

1/15/2009 7:48:07 PM

^More lulz, nothing new though.

Oh, and kiwi introduced the idea that her critics are jealous of her chosen profession, and once again claimed that she is, contrary to what is shown here, passionate.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 8:05 PM. Reason : n]

1/15/2009 8:05:32 PM

(i haven't read this thread)

$0. the colors are all wrong and i could've done a better job. i hope you didn't pay anything for it.

1/15/2009 8:17:56 PM

^ahahahahahaha

gg

1/15/2009 8:18:51 PM

at this point i would honestly pay for a copy of the SHOOP DA WHOOP image

Quote :

"It is as if I as a songwriter didn't know who hank williams was just because i don't play country music. "

PSSSH "I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY" WHAT THE FUCK I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT SONG WHEN I WAS 5

ITS SO FUCKING BASIC

MY FIVE YOUR OLD NEPHEW KNOWS WHAT A WHIPPOORWILL IS THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A SONGWRITER

EVERYBODY GETS SAD WHEN THEY'RE LONESOME

1/15/2009 8:48:11 PM

When we talk passion, Kiwi, this is what we mean.

You need to FUCKING LOVE COLORING.

1/16/2009 12:32:53 AM

I make that face and everything, cross my heart and hope to die (not really though)

1/16/2009 12:33:44 AM

^^ hahahahha

1/16/2009 12:49:55 AM

im gonna start an art thread

1/16/2009 9:46:13 AM

You mean like this one, but with actual art?

1/16/2009 11:23:29 AM

Kiwi, if this monstrosity can sell for $140 Million



then you can sell your pretty paintings for at least a cool thou.

1/16/2009 11:45:02 AM

better?

1/16/2009 6:09:21 PM

it's better but unfortunately its still pretty putrid. sorry.

1/16/2009 6:12:01 PM

It's ok, I'm pleased with it!

1/16/2009 6:15:14 PM

^^^ yes

1/16/2009 9:21:57 PM

1/16/2009 9:24:27 PM

That is awful.

Like, seriously awful. This isn't me being mean to you just for the sake of being mean to you Kiwi. That is really really bad. And while it might be comforting to you, the fact that you have any amount of pride in that is sad.

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : Fortunately for you, it might be bad enough to try and get displayed on the walls at Lilly's pizza.]

1/16/2009 9:35:45 PM

I think your face is pretty awful

1/16/2009 9:37:59 PM

when people tell you it's awful, you just say "its ok, i like it" which would be fine, but then you keep asking people what they think of it. meaning you want people to give you an ego hand job.


i have absolutely no respect for you what so ever, and i feel the same about your parents for producing you. You are a horrid artist and you should be ashamed for terrorizing even this small sliver of the internet with your work's presence, or even your presence in general.

1/16/2009 9:47:51 PM

i already said i liked it, do i have to repeat my fucking self for your god damn retarded ass?

ronny is always and asshole so i return the favor, thats all

1/16/2009 9:50:18 PM

look rocky dennis, get the fuck out of the art community. you're weighing it down. go practice sucking dick if you want to get approval from a bunch of nerds on the internet.

1/16/2009 9:51:49 PM

how about you fuck the fuck off and spend your time doing something with your life, HUH?

1/16/2009 9:57:12 PM

lolz

1/16/2009 10:01:26 PM

1/16/2009 10:01:51 PM

Threads like this are why I keep my account on TWW active.

Carry on good folks!

1/16/2009 10:03:32 PM