fucking butter..WTF

hash browns or home fries?

4/6/2010 8:35:15 PM

Depends on what my date wants.

What is Victoria's Secret?

4/6/2010 8:35:35 PM

Boobies


What is your secret?

4/6/2010 8:36:07 PM

I care too much.

Have you ever seen the Grand Canyon?

4/6/2010 8:37:31 PM

yes.

popcorn dipped in yellow mustard?

4/6/2010 8:49:09 PM

YES!

Worst movie in the last 10 years?

4/13/2010 3:14:38 PM

Gigli

Do you watch Glee?

4/13/2010 11:05:31 PM

No.

When will then be now?

4/13/2010 11:09:22 PM

soon

did you read my status message earlier, because thats what it was? weird

4/13/2010 11:11:43 PM

i read it, and i didn't get it apparently

why am i such a moron?

4/13/2010 11:29:52 PM

girls are morons, that's just how it is


why does my tummy feel like i'm cramping and starting my cycle when my cycle is 2 weeks away?

4/13/2010 11:30:25 PM

^^Stupid is as stupid does.

^You're sixteen and pregnant. Obviously.

What should I eat for dinner tomorrow?

[Edited on April 13, 2010 at 11:31 PM. Reason : .]

4/13/2010 11:30:40 PM

Steak.

Spit or swallow?

4/13/2010 11:31:03 PM

spit


bedtime or another episode of food network something or other?

4/13/2010 11:31:21 PM

food network

WHO IS LILLIAN GRIFFIN?

4/13/2010 11:32:39 PM

DNL

Are Ipads useful or just a toy?

4/14/2010 11:38:53 AM

toy

Rather be shot or stabbed?

4/14/2010 11:41:00 AM

Shot, prob.

Do you use any toolbars in your Web browser?

4/14/2010 11:42:02 AM

Yeah, just Google and bookmarks


Guys - would you lick a clit to get out of a speeding ticket?
Girls- would you suck a dick?

4/14/2010 11:44:45 AM

Sure.

Girls - would you lick a clit to get out of a speeding ticket?
Guys- would you suck a dick?

4/15/2010 12:15:37 PM

No, have a spotless driving record.

Would you fuck a married individual with their (infant) kids in the same room?

4/15/2010 12:21:23 PM

i don't let my cat watch me do it, no way i'm letting a human watch, no matter how young

what's the biggest age difference you'd be willing to fuck (older and younger)?

4/17/2010 1:44:28 AM

19.5 - 43 (Methodology: Lower bound - .5*age + 7; Upper Bound - 2*age-7)

Favorite Robin Williams quote? Favorite Robin Williams movie?

4/18/2010 9:55:54 PM

one hour photo. dont know a quote

4/18/2010 9:56:43 PM

You didn't ask a question.

What's the best thing about Las Vegas?

4/18/2010 10:02:45 PM

never been to vegas.

oops my bad.

do you mow your own grass

4/18/2010 10:05:37 PM

hellz yeah

where do you work?

4/18/2010 10:06:20 PM

well mostly i go to school but sometimes i babysit and work at a children's boutique.

if you had $500 extra dollars to spend on anything what would you buy?

4/18/2010 10:08:50 PM

Probably a gun.

Will you give me an extra $500 to spend?

4/18/2010 10:09:38 PM

No.

How big is it?

4/18/2010 10:10:04 PM

small.

have ou ever tried to suck your own dick?

4/18/2010 10:10:27 PM

Yes.

What color is your right eye?

4/18/2010 10:10:51 PM

brown

what's your favorite kind of pizza?

4/18/2010 10:11:05 PM

CHICAGO DEEP DISH

italian sausage, pepperoni, and mushrooms



perfect height for a woman, in your opinion?

4/18/2010 10:13:50 PM

5'7"

Hot or not?

4/18/2010 10:16:29 PM

^me or you?

what makes you ?

4/18/2010 10:20:21 PM

tequila shots and puss (together or separate)

how many pets do you have?

4/18/2010 10:27:58 PM

Zero, although there is a tuxedo cat and a weiner dog I'd like to adopt.

How is 2010 coming along for you?

4/18/2010 10:29:04 PM

AWESOME!!!

East or west coast?

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : f]

4/18/2010 10:29:58 PM

that is a hard one. BOTH?! maybe east slightly more because it has more states (more diverse). but west has a lot of pretty states.

how long can you hold your breath?


[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:31 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : DAMMIT PEOPLE stop responding so fast lol]

4/18/2010 10:29:59 PM

holding breath:
last time i checked i was over a minute... though it has probably dropped since then...

to the car question:
foreign. BMW

favorite tww smiley?

4/18/2010 10:30:58 PM

no doubt, the kissy face!

fried chicken or grilled chicken?

4/18/2010 10:31:51 PM

^^ or Scandalous.

^ I will always have a small place in my heart for fried chicken, until it gets engorged with fat.

Favorite cartoon series?

4/18/2010 10:32:27 PM

simpsons!!!!

favorite nc state athlete?

4/18/2010 10:33:44 PM

i dunno if it is fav of all time but i really like cullen jones and enjoyed watching him in the summer olympics!

foreign or american cars?

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:41 PM. Reason : .]

4/18/2010 10:40:51 PM

foreign, but just BMW.

coke or pepsi?

4/18/2010 10:44:20 PM

Pepsi Throwback


Oral or anal?

4/18/2010 10:44:46 PM

geezus... oral... buttsecks is a no-go

props on the pepsi throwback! i'm drinking on right now


facebook or myspace? ha

4/18/2010 10:46:01 PM

Facebook

Friends with benefits or fuck buddies?

4/18/2010 10:47:46 PM

^^FB...i guess

haha...ummm..friends with benefits

favorite national park?

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason : d]

4/18/2010 10:48:25 PM