Wtf is the deal with all the dudes being in love with fucking mountains? I am very skeptical of this working even a little

1/30/2012 1:32:05 AM

lol

1/30/2012 1:32:41 AM

mountains>beach

1/30/2012 1:36:53 AM

Quote :

"Wtf is the deal with all the dudes being in love with fucking mountains? I am very skeptical of this working even a little"

It's because all women have "I'm outdoorsy" in their profile. There's this awkward balance where every profile you read is skewed to appeal to the target audience.

Except mine, because I keeps it real.

1/30/2012 1:38:20 AM

girls put they're outdoorsy

then just put you like it when a girl keeps it jungle.

1/30/2012 9:24:51 AM

that's funny because in DC every girl is going on and on about how fucking well-traveled she is. the area lends itself to this, but it's like if you come across a girl who doesn't explicitly mention her passport you've struck gold.

1/30/2012 9:26:52 AM

i'm the anti-thesis of profile makers then...

i don't have anything at all about the outdoors or traveling...

and i also explicitly say i hate both sushi and nicholas sparks books...


these are HUGE no-nos in the internet dating world..


hahaha

1/30/2012 9:38:34 AM

always breakin the mold

1/30/2012 9:50:24 AM

i hate sushi too.... maybe that's been my problem all along

1/30/2012 9:55:30 AM

i'm convinced that it's the sole reason i'm undateable

1/30/2012 9:56:44 AM

i like this idea, where we come up with something incredibly simple for why undateable

[Edited on January 30, 2012 at 10:00 AM. Reason : although i don't think i want to play this game, too many people will add on to that one thing ]

1/30/2012 9:59:58 AM

GRIMX SMELLS LIKE BUTT TOO

1/30/2012 10:03:52 AM

two of my favorite things are apparently like crack to okcupid dudes. sushi and zombie movies. i got tons of dates, but i'm marrying the guy that is kind of indifferent to zombie movies and doesn't eat sushi.

1/30/2012 10:06:44 AM

doesn't care for zombie movies? whaaaat?

[Edited on January 30, 2012 at 10:09 AM. Reason : you're marrying a woman?]

1/30/2012 10:08:56 AM

I only like the slow walking zombie movies. The sprinting 28 days Later/Resident Evil type motherfuckers are bullshit.

1/30/2012 10:16:27 AM

2^i said indifferent. not that he doesn't like them but yes, it is odd. i've checked all over for a vagina, but i haven't found one.

1/30/2012 10:26:07 AM

keep checkin!

1/30/2012 10:27:18 AM

oh lord

I hate zombie movies with a passion

1/30/2012 10:43:51 AM

then you will not be going on a date with me

1/30/2012 10:49:23 AM

I sense zombies becoming an online dating meme.

1/30/2012 10:55:05 AM

you need to find a stereotypical dating site girl pic

1/30/2012 10:58:17 AM

we can date as long as I can get wasted and pass out before you watch zombie movies

or you can just make it go faster by slipping me a roofie

1/30/2012 11:28:50 AM

Picky eaters are kind of a turnoff for me. I'd rather meet someone who hasn't tried much different foods, but is willing to give it a go.

Ideally someone who likes it all though

1/30/2012 12:14:56 PM

ive discovered im kind of in to indian/middle eastern chicks, and there are a lot of really attractive ones here, but they do not go for caucasians dudes culturally, with only a few exceptions.

one girl was explicitly like, "please be asian, i can't stress that enough, i dont care what kind, north, south, east, west"

so just to be a dick i was like "what about cauc-asian?"

she didn't reply, b

[Edited on January 30, 2012 at 12:22 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2012 12:21:54 PM

ahahah wp

1/30/2012 12:23:32 PM

emphasis on the cauc

1/30/2012 12:31:18 PM

so there is a lot of creepy, and a lot of awkward

but i'd say 1 in 10 messages are worth responding to

one guy even know where supermegafoxyawesomehot was from. he got some cool points for that

i guess I'll stick around. i'm not trying to meet my soul mate but i need some new friends in the area like whoa

1/30/2012 12:35:12 PM

Don't put that in your profile! As soon as I read that in a girl's profile I immediately skipped her. The word friend should actually not be anywhere in there guys aren't on dating sites looking for friends.

[Edited on January 30, 2012 at 12:42 PM. Reason : !]

1/30/2012 12:41:48 PM

and when they say they are, they're lying

1/30/2012 12:45:20 PM

I am

1/30/2012 12:48:31 PM

its a dating website, we all know that when girls are saying that they are just looking for friends, what they really mean is 'im looking for a really hot guy, like hotter than i deserve'

so when they reject your advances, it's an easier out to say 'oh i was just looking for friends, not that' rather than 'you aren't as hot as i was hoping for'

1/30/2012 12:51:41 PM

Exactly! It becomes obvious when you call their bluff and say ok well I'm fine with being friends you can never have too many friends and they never talk to you again. Then it's at least fun to get to call them out on it and still make them look like a bitch.

[Edited on January 30, 2012 at 1:03 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2012 1:02:08 PM

isn't that what everyone is doing?

1/30/2012 1:02:51 PM

i'm gonna sign up just to troll you all

1/30/2012 1:27:37 PM

i already used your pics in a troll account, sry mang

1/30/2012 1:35:14 PM

^^^well ya, but men can get away with it because we're men and can do what we want.

[Edited on January 30, 2012 at 1:36 PM. Reason : ^]

1/30/2012 1:36:01 PM

Quote :

"Wtf is the deal with all the dudes being in love with fucking mountains? I am very skeptical of this working even a little"

Probably to have something to do in the winter rather than sit on your ass and drink beer?

1/30/2012 4:15:37 PM

Just signed up. Can't say I see myself being on there long, just wanted to see what one of these sites was like.

1/30/2012 6:30:02 PM

idk i thought it was pretty obvious i'm not just strictly looking for friends but i would like to meet some new people to just hang out with. having a bf would be great and all i guess but i can't hang out with the same person freaking 24/7

1/30/2012 7:03:42 PM

^^

29% Match

75% Friend

34% Enemy


clearly we're perfect for each other

1/30/2012 7:05:51 PM

29% match huh. I bet our naughty bits would still fit just fine.

1/30/2012 8:39:42 PM

Apparently DDK lives near me

Wanna hang out?

1/31/2012 8:36:51 PM

ddk send me your resume

1/31/2012 8:53:27 PM

Is the TWW Sex Machine back in action? Back in the day, it was like a Swiss watch, everyone doing their part in perfect harmony. She blows him, he eats her, I ride the sybian, etc. A carnal vortex of fuck.

1/31/2012 9:01:14 PM

btw

Quote :

"I sense zombies becoming an online dating meme."

this shit has been overdone on okc for like a fucking year.

maybe its just cause i match up with weirdos or some shit, but tons of chicks have disgusting zombie pics, which, honestly, look like they really didnt spend much time on them.

chicks are so dumb sometimes

1/31/2012 9:56:27 PM

^^ no idea why I clicked on this thread but god I'm glad I read that post haha.

Slave is one of the last humorous posters on this thing. What a sad slow death its taken since early hilarious threads

2/1/2012 12:27:04 AM

I'm in san fran for the week and changed my location. Holy fuck, I got 20 views/day and a bunch wanting to meet. Still no replies from anyone I found attractive Clearly there is something offputting about my profile that doesn't have the same reaction as my pics. Any females or guys who have done well on the site wanna critique?

2/1/2012 4:43:02 AM

^ post a picture of someone else's dick.

By the time they figure out it wasn't yours it's too late.

2/1/2012 4:47:49 AM

Ive run across probably 10-12 so far

2/1/2012 5:16:32 AM

it seems like everytime i get success it disappears in an instant. fuuuuuu dating sites.

2/1/2012 10:50:34 PM