cuz I'm so sweet

12/27/2011 7:12:46 PM

...better stop licking...

12/27/2011 7:14:02 PM

Fap. Fap. Fap.

post pics plz

12/27/2011 7:21:56 PM

I do have photos of Miss elise cooking me dinner in her sleepy time clothes.

12/27/2011 7:35:00 PM

I have an extra $5 in my paypal account. Coincidence? I think not

12/27/2011 7:36:20 PM

12/27/2011 7:37:09 PM

Guess I'll have to use my mental image of what you two scissoring looks like to fap.

12/27/2011 7:41:53 PM

12/27/2011 7:54:34 PM

oh dear

12/27/2011 8:16:39 PM

Just play along Elise I'm almost there!!

12/27/2011 8:17:52 PM

I am in heaven.

12/27/2011 8:59:52 PM

Me too I need a cigarette

12/27/2011 9:06:18 PM

*lol*

I'm with my GF watching Toddlers and Tiaras, feeling good, and childless!

(and really looking forward to dress shopping!)

12/27/2011 9:07:37 PM

i'm glad someone is looking forward to it

12/27/2011 9:15:07 PM

I'm not the one trying on dresses.


NEW EPISODE OF TEEN MOM. What what!

12/27/2011 9:16:03 PM

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg

12/27/2011 9:18:32 PM

So happy to be here. But I am so hot. I am never drinking champagne again. Sulfur is no bueno.

12/27/2011 11:39:16 PM

You can open your window! The heat is on in your room.

12/27/2011 11:41:46 PM

Its cool near the window. I'll be fine.


Itchy.

12/27/2011 11:45:15 PM

Need benedryl?

12/27/2011 11:48:56 PM

No. Go to sleep. I'm gonna dress you up tomorrow .

12/27/2011 11:50:02 PM

Yes, ma'am.

12/27/2011 11:52:25 PM

she left me



but we had fun!

12/28/2011 3:15:05 PM

That episode of toddlers and tiaras didnt record

It is on demand right now though, hurry up and visit!

1/13/2012 10:38:51 AM

plz2fk attention whores kthx

1/13/2012 11:30:03 AM

it is your birthday, hooker!

3/15/2012 7:03:50 AM

Yes, yes it is!

3/15/2012 8:48:43 AM

almost an entire month has gone by without attention whoring.
oh the humanity.

5/14/2012 11:17:02 PM

im fucking sick all the mother fucking time.

when will this shit end??


i finally find medicine to pretty much get rid of my allergies and now I apparently have an auto immune disorder. super cool. srsly.

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/14/2012 11:18:46 PM

allergy meds probably triggered it. dork.

5/14/2012 11:22:43 PM

leave me alone. you might catch da lupus.

5/14/2012 11:23:47 PM

5/14/2012 11:26:18 PM

my grandmother asked me this weekend if i was "starting a collection" of ailments.

5/14/2012 11:28:59 PM

TONIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME!

5/19/2012 1:31:04 PM

I love to love you. It's been MONTHS and i get to see you today.

5/19/2012 2:44:51 PM

bb is like PP upside down

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/19/2012 2:47:41 PM

I didn't touch you nearly enough while you were here. Now that you're gone, I wish I'd hugged you far longer.

5/20/2012 2:02:28 AM

5/20/2012 11:04:11 AM

I miss your face already

5/20/2012 2:39:04 PM

Way too short. Way too many boys.

[Edited on May 20, 2012 at 4:06 PM. Reason : y. ]

5/20/2012 3:57:33 PM

Come see me, k?

5/20/2012 4:01:57 PM

Awww, you sad?

5/20/2012 4:06:50 PM

I hurt my hand at your house, I'm suing.



but for real, i'm seriously in pain from almost killing your dog.

5/20/2012 4:14:02 PM

Awe. Poor thing. You did take a nasty spill. Drink some of my special medicine, it'll make you forget that you're hurting.

5/20/2012 8:11:32 PM

on my way to do that right now! just finished killing da skeleton king in my new game

5/20/2012 9:15:29 PM

Go girl! I had some pretty peaceful sleep on that medicine. I hope you can do the same.

5/20/2012 9:20:36 PM

We shall see!

5/20/2012 9:54:52 PM

Quote :

"elise (11:34) : yay! mayor bee! mayor bee! oops.done stung myse,dm"

if i loved you any more, i would leave my husband and murry you. (in another state, obviously)

5/22/2012 11:36:07 PM

Oh yeah, baby

5/22/2012 11:37:09 PM

you don't know you're beautiful

5/22/2012 11:39:43 PM